True funny story

[Insanity_rules]

So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

True story...............................

So Fellas go get your nuts outa your partners handbag and just get a bloody bike will ya! (Same goes for all those you beaut would be biker ladies that are being held back)

[JMemonic]

Very nicely done

[Trudes]

Yeah, good one, silly wench!

[Insanity_rules]

Yeah, good one, silly wench!

Ironically the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool and they're a value package. May I also point out, we've been looking at bikes and I tend to agree with her. I like my Honda's.

[Trudes]

Ironic and funnier, the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool.

God, she's got some bloody marvelous taste!!:sunny:

[Deviant Esq]

Sounds like a good partner to have around the place! :D

Good effort mate, might make the guy think twice about living a lie. :yes:

[Storm]

You, fine sir, are a shining example of how it should be done
Carry on the good work

[gijoe1313]

:yes: The Hornet 900 is all class - like your lady. Good taste in bikes and a great attitude to biking :woohoo: As for those two...I think she'd want him to get snipped, and make sure he never does anything fun! :sick:

[V4ME]

Classy - well done

My beautiful lady (wife too), tried on my original lookwell leather jacket the other day and has her eyes now on my 'perfect' lady rider's bike. - I too will have to look of course at another one for me.
The funny thing is the jacket fitted me perfectly back then - but now I cannot even get the two sides in the front together - let alone zip the darn thing up, - funny that!! I kept it all these years convinced I would fit it one day. I must have been real skinny as my wife is really trim.

Proud to be a biker with a wife who loves riding too!!

[Trudes]

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

[Daffyd]

Nice one! Keep it up!

[MyGSXF]

:killingme ferkin xlnt IR!!!!! :Punk: being a single chick meself.... the #1 criteria on my list of requirements is.. he MUST ride a bike!!!! :ride: otherwise.. don't waste my time! :shutup:

[MyGSXF]

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

You've noticed that too huh chicky babe..!! XLNT!! :Punk: My thoughts exactly!! :shutup: they all obviously need to get a life!!! :innocent:

[McJim]

My wife doesn't want to inherit my bike - her bike is shitloads faster then mine. :rofl:

[The Stranger]

"I bet your not married" to which I reply...

So many answers spring to mind here.

[terbang]

Yeah well the poor sod. Gotta give kudos to my missus, she rode herself for a while until she had a nasty little off that put her way off. Still pillions a bit but whole heartedly supports my passion.
For example:she had a little dummy spit last night when I rode up on my (our really) bent and scraped (less than 1 year old) bike and limped through the door with a swollen foot and a sore arse. Don't blame her really. However today she was happily helping me with insurance claims ETC so that I can get onto the pending South Island tour on that bike. She is aware of possibilities and yet she still supports the motorcycle thing. I'm a lucky guy..

[pixc]

Each to there own I guess. Im not under anyones thumb nor am I partial to anyone being under mine. My bf of 15 years and I, do things together,but we quite often go and do our own things as well. I dont ask, I let him know what my intentions are and if it upsets any of his plans. (kids to juggle) I recon that guy gets off on being dominated.

[Switch]

Hahhaha thats awesome lol :P :lol:

[jafar]

well done , will be a real laugh if you see him on a bike in the next few months :rockon:

[Wasp]

lucky sod, no random cage drivers ever told me they liked the vtz.....

did you paint it or something?

[sunhuntin]

:killingme ferkin xlnt IR!!!!! :Punk: being a single chick meself.... the #1 criteria on my list of requirements is.. he MUST ride a bike!!!! :ride: otherwise.. don't waste my time! :shutup:

here here!! funny thing is, ive only ever dated two guys with bikes. the rest just tolerated it.
i always say, love me, love my bike. i intend for my life to end on two wheels, and any guy im with has to accept that.

:scooter:

[phoenixgtr]

Haha. Well done Mark.

I'm lucky, my partners like yours. Shes already got a helmet and we've been having some training sessions on the mighty FXR. Not long now and she'll be out riding with me.

[petesmeats]

So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

True story...............................

So Fellas go get your nuts outa your partners handbag and just get a bloody bike will ya! (Same goes for all those you beaut would be biker ladies that are being held back)

Um i think all you beaut would be biker ladies should
a) not have nuts in the first place
b) if you do have nuts, leave them in the aforementioned handbag.

Pete

[MyGSXF]

here here!! funny thing is, ive only ever dated two guys with bikes. the rest just tolerated it.
i always say, love me, love my bike. i intend for my life to end on two wheels, and any guy im with has to accept that.

:scooter:

Here here yourself chicky!! :2thumbsup


My bike is my passion.. :love: & I wanna share that with someone who feels the same! :hug: Riding with my club is great.. :yes: but it just ain't the same as having "that someone special" alongside. :wait:

[sunhuntin]

Here here yourself chicky!! :2thumbsup


My bike is my passion.. :love: & I wanna share that with someone who feels the same! :hug: Riding with my club is great.. :yes: but it just ain't the same as having "that someone special" alongside. :wait:

lololol. no kiddin!

my best memories are me packin on the back of one of my old mans bikes, hitting the road at around 10pm and not gettin home till the early hours. some times we wouldnt get home till the sun was nearly up, and id be so sleepy on the back, i cant remember a lot of it.
heading to a rally, we got lost tryin to find this little place called harley, and it absolutly pissed down. finally arrived and pitched the tent at 3am, somehow without pitching on top of dog shit.
i dont know what it would be like to ride beside him, not behind. if he comes over here, ill hang up my keys i think.

[MyGSXF]

lololol. no kiddin!

my best memories are me packin on the back of one of my old mans bikes, hitting the road at around 10pm and not gettin home till the early hours. some times we wouldnt get home till the sun was nearly up, and id be so sleepy on the back, i cant remember a lot of it.
heading to a rally, we got lost tryin to find this little place called harley, and it absolutly pissed down. finally arrived and pitched the tent at 3am, somehow without pitching on top of dog shit.
i dont know what it would be like to ride beside him, not behind. if he comes over here, ill hang up my keys i think.


LOL.. good one chicky!!! :niceone: Sounds like thems was the good ole days! :Punk:

[Insanity_rules]

lucky sod, no random cage drivers ever told me they liked the vtz.....

did you paint it or something?

Nah, I had washed it though. I think he liked the sound though, V-twin+Mod exhaust=Happy Mark! You gotta admit big fella it sounds much sexier now doesn't it?

[Wasp]

Yea it does (havn't we already agreed on this?)

when are you shopping for the new bike? i get my full on the 21st of march

[Insanity_rules]

Yea it does (havn't we already agreed on this?)

when are you shopping for the new bike? i get my full on the 21st of march

May is my big day, might just buy the new one a bit before that though Shhhh!!!! Dont tell the ministry of revenue.

[ynot slow]

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

maybe the only thing she can ride is washing machine on spin,not ya normal v twin rumble between HER legs of a lovingly looked after bike lol

[Nicksta]

lol... i love it....
i go and buy superbike magazines and motorcycle traders.... and the dude in the store asks me every month "is this for you or your boyfriend? or do you ride?"
and he is shocked each month when i tell him what bike... i think he has memory loss or something...

[shafty]

GREAT STORY!! Thanks for sharing, made my day :Punk:

[nudemetalz]

Excellent tale for sure.
Keep it up !!

[MyGSXF]

Um i think all you beaut would be biker ladies should
a) not have nuts in the first place
b) if you do have nuts, leave them in the aforementioned handbag.

Pete


Ohhhhh... I dunno... :rolleyes: those 'strap on' ones come in kinda handy when fatting down the straight at Ruapuna at 200ks!! :blip: :devil2:

[smoky]

Ironically the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds .......

........ You might be a bit gay?

[awayatc]

My Harley is very retro looking with saddlebags, sprung seat, and big screen....
when I pulled over alongside after having just overtaken a string of cars, one off these vehicles pulls over next to me.......the lady in the rear opens her window and says" what a lovely bike you got there young man..."

She must have been in her seventies at least......, and this "young man" is 50.....

Chickmagnet.....;)

[Insanity_rules]

My Harley is very retro looking with saddlebags, sprung seat, and big screen....
when I pulled over alongside after having just overtaken a string of cars, one off these vehicles pulls over next to me.......the lady in the rear opens her window and says" what a lovely bike you got there young man..."

She must have been in her seventies at least......, and this "young man" is 50.....

Chickmagnet.....;)

Nice work.

Just be careful with this thread, its almost an old age pensioner itself. Who the hell dragged this up again?

[Mully]

........ You might be a bit gay?

You dregged a two and a bit year old thread to make a "gay Honda" joke. Awesome.

Miss Mully basically ensured I got my full licence. I'd had my R for years, didn't have a bike, and she made it happen.

Of course, now she has a bike.......

[geestring]

So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

)

love it, you have a awsome wife, look after her.:woohoo:

[Reckless]

Great Read!! Good reply!


Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

Thats cos their old man is lookin at you an a way they never get looked at! Like " there's a real woman". LOL!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Sounds like your were talking to two lesbeans mate... ;)

[Laxi]

haha! didnt realise how old this thread was, was trying to figure out why she'd want you to ditch the duc for a stinkin honda:rofl:

can I change my vote on the letting threads die poll:Oops:

edit:
........ You might be a bit gay? says the guy riding the assbandit:scooter:

[nudemetalz]

I think Insanity is QUITE happy with his Duc ;) and so he should be !!!

[LaytonNZ]

My wife doesn't want to inherit my bike - her bike is shitloads faster then mine. :rofl:

Rofl, classic.

[Fatt Max]

True genius sir

[kunoichi]

Well said! those bitches in heels need to get a life, and their men get balls! If i wasn't riding bikes anymore (*snort* not in this lifetime) and said to my bf not to ride his, i'd probably dump his ass for complying to that! Drop sum and get urself the bit on the side that everyone deserves to play with.

I do wounder what other women think of biker gurls....i always admired the 2 i'v ever come across before getting a bike, somehow doubt that's wot the average jane is thinking.