True funny story

**Insanity_rules** · 2nd February 2007, 20:29

So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

True story...............................

So Fellas go get your nuts outa your partners handbag and just get a bloody bike will ya! (Same goes for all those you beaut would be biker ladies that are being held back)

**JMemonic** · 2nd February 2007, 20:51

Very nicely done

**Trudes** · 2nd February 2007, 20:53

Yeah, good one, silly wench!

**Insanity_rules** · 2nd February 2007, 20:57

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Yeah, good one, silly wench!

Ironically the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool and they're a value package. May I also point out, we've been looking at bikes and I tend to agree with her. I like my Honda's.

**Trudes** · 2nd February 2007, 20:59

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Ironic and funnier, the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool.

God, she's got some bloody marvelous taste!!

**Deviant Esq** · 2nd February 2007, 21:01

Sounds like a good partner to have around the place!

Good effort mate, might make the guy think twice about living a lie.

**Storm** · 2nd February 2007, 21:04

You, fine sir, are a shining example of how it should be done
Carry on the good work

**gijoe1313** · 2nd February 2007, 21:16

The Hornet 900 is all class - like your lady. Good taste in bikes and a great attitude to biking

As for those two...I think she'd want him to get snipped, and make sure he never does anything fun!

**V4ME** · 2nd February 2007, 21:19

Classy - well done

My beautiful lady (wife too), tried on my original lookwell leather jacket the other day and has her eyes now on my 'perfect' lady rider's bike. - I too will have to look of course at another one for me.
The funny thing is the jacket fitted me perfectly back then - but now I cannot even get the two sides in the front together - let alone zip the darn thing up, - funny that!! I kept it all these years convinced I would fit it one day. I must have been real skinny as my wife is really trim.

Proud to be a biker with a wife who loves riding too!!

**Trudes** · 2nd February 2007, 21:23

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

**Daffyd** · 2nd February 2007, 21:25

Nice one! Keep it up!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 2nd February 2007, 21:26

ferkin xlnt IR!!!!!

being a single chick meself.... the #1 criteria on my list of requirements is.. he MUST ride a bike!!!!

otherwise.. don't waste my time!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 2nd February 2007, 21:29

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

You've noticed that too huh chicky babe..!! XLNT!!

My thoughts exactly!!

they all obviously need to get a life!!!