Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
7th February 2007, 07:59
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
> game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to
> him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
> generation.
>
> "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
> the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young
> people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
> walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
> energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
> processing and...," pausing to take another drink of beer.
>
> The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .
.
So we invented them. Now, you arrogant little fart, what are you
doing
for the
next generation?"
> The applause was resounding...
> I love senior citizens!!!
> game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to
> him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
> generation.
>
> "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
> the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young
> people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
> walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
> energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
> processing and...," pausing to take another drink of beer.
>
> The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .
.
So we invented them. Now, you arrogant little fart, what are you
doing
for the
next generation?"
> The applause was resounding...
> I love senior citizens!!!