Anna Nicole Smith dies. [Archive]

Lissa

9th February 2007, 10:10

Oh shit.

Thats sad.... she may have been a bit of a loon, but she had a little baby... and who knows who the real father is, and who will take care of it.

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

9th February 2007, 10:13

Drastic way not to reveal the baby's father! (sd with tongue in cheek)

pixc

9th February 2007, 10:14

mm how sad..I just got a distressed txt from my bf about this

skelstar

9th February 2007, 10:24

Shit thats you eh? Pity.

Grub

9th February 2007, 10:35

She was a waste of space

crashe

9th February 2007, 10:36

http://xtramsn.co.nz/entertainment/0,,12254-6924289,00.html

But who is the father of the 5 month old baby..... Howard or Larry.

The courts ordered her to have the DNA text done by 21st Feb 2007.

So hopefully the dr will get the DNA results now...... and the baby will be brought up by the rightful father.

Sad and tragic life.
Money dont buy you everything in life.

MyGSXF

9th February 2007, 10:36

I don't give a shit about her personal life.. :whocares: I just find it incredibly sad for her little one, to now grow up not knowing her mummy! :weep:

onearmedbandit

9th February 2007, 10:37

mm how sad..I just got a distressed txt from my bf about this

Did he know her...?

Seriously, she was of no interest to me but sad nonetheless as she had a young child....BUT....this happens to thousands of people everyday and they don't make it to the news.

Indiana_Jones

9th February 2007, 10:38

she was pwn3d like a n00b

-Indy

k14

9th February 2007, 10:39

she was pwn3d like a n00b

-Indy
Yep, its called natural selection

Fatjim

9th February 2007, 10:55

"Smith said Mr Stern, who is also her lawyer, was the father of the child."

"One of Smith's lawyers told Reuters news agency her husband Howard K Stern was "speechless and grieving"."

"The flamboyant former model Anna Nicole Smith has died near Miami, Florida at the age of 39, her lawyer has said."

How many lawyers did she marry?

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 11:00

Reeks of drugs and money

placidfemme

9th February 2007, 11:01

Just said on the radio that its a suspected drug overdose causing her heart to fail...

Natural Selection... she looked like a blow-up doll gone wrong (or right... depending on your tastes).

RIP anyway

SpankMe

9th February 2007, 11:11

RIP. Her Playboy Playmate of the Month 1992 centerfold.

ManDownUnder

9th February 2007, 11:13

I will keep my comments to myself :innocent:

LOL shit I won't.

She got no respect from me, never did. I don;t wish her harm, and I'm sorry to see she died so young - but...

News-worthy? This is very good proof that the news is there to sell ad space. Nothing more, nothing less.

I'm over it.

Curious_AJ

9th February 2007, 11:16

hah! i heard about this on the radio earlier.. it does indeed reek of drugs and money.. more so the drugs...

merv

9th February 2007, 11:25

What about conspiracy theories? The losers (family) as far as her money from the old dude may well have seen fit to deal to her. It worked with Russian spies - poison that is.

Finn

9th February 2007, 11:27

I wasn't aware that she married Howard Stern. When did this happen and why wasn't I told?

Edbear

9th February 2007, 11:29

What about conspiracy theories? .

Yeah! In high profile deaths like this, it will usually be one of three things, suicide, bad mistake, ("Oops! didn't mean to do that!") or someone wanted the money...:yes:

Guitana

9th February 2007, 11:30

What a fucken waste!!! For all her failings she was still pretty hot looking in a Marylin Munroe look at my huge tits sort of way!!!!
They should donate her tits to a computer company in silicon valley they could make plenty of silicon chips with those puppies!!!

R.I.P

Smorg

9th February 2007, 11:47

man.....im gonna have to cross her off my list of "chicks to do before i die" very sad

skelstar

9th February 2007, 11:52

I hope the people that have so little love for someone they have never met before have equally little love for people that really do harm in the world (ie Bin Laden, Mugabe, Trinny and Suzanne)...

Karma

9th February 2007, 12:15

What about conspiracy theories? The losers (family) as far as her money from the old dude may well have seen fit to deal to her. It worked with Russian spies - poison that is.

Why would they do that?

From what I understand she won the latest court case, making the money hers and once she died it passed to her child surely?

That money will no doubt be put in some trust fund, earning 18 years of interest and be an absolute fortune when the kid grows up. She won't be there to look after it, but at least it won't go hungry.

pete376403

9th February 2007, 12:22

Maybe her boobs sprung a leak internally and the silicone clogged up her internals.

When she did the Playboy C/F she was pretty - after that, nah.

Finn

9th February 2007, 12:26

mstriumph

9th February 2007, 12:29

...........
News-worthy? This is very good proof that the news is there to sell ad space. Nothing more, nothing less.

............... famous for being infamous

LilSel

9th February 2007, 12:31

I hope the people that have so little love for someone they have never met before have equally little love for people that really do harm in the world (ie Bin Laden, Mugabe, Trinny and Suzanne)...

Suzanne??!?!?!... What'd I ever do??!! :shutup:

MisterD

9th February 2007, 12:43

Anna Nicole, seemingly a Marilyn wannabe right to the end...

Fatjim

9th February 2007, 12:48

There's not a guy on KB who wouldn't do her if they had the opportunity, except for Grahameeboy. Stop kidding yourselves. She was pretty good looking, had big tits, a slutty attitude, had money and was really stupid. The perfect woman.
I'd have been tempted when she was slim, but I don't dig blimps. No offense to any fat ugly chicks on this site.

Beemer

9th February 2007, 13:02

Yeah just read it too....

I will keep my comments to myself :innocent:

You're a wise woman, Joni...

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 13:12

Finn

9th February 2007, 13:16

*Steps up* :sick: Not me

Have another long look at SpankMe's photo of her and tell me that your blue vein chuck monster didn't twitch.

Toaster

9th February 2007, 13:20

Another gold-digging airhead bites the dust huh.

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 13:22

Don't need a second look. And the only 'twitch' going on was me trying to keep my lunch down.

Finn

9th February 2007, 13:29

Don't need a second look. And the only 'twitch' going on was me trying to keep my lunch down.

Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 13:34

You keep him, dear...I like to find my own
:innocent:

ManDownUnder

9th February 2007, 13:40

Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.

He's either sniffing his armpit, or hasn't got the hang of autofellatio...

Either way - not for me.

doc

9th February 2007, 13:47

There's not a guy on KB who wouldn't do her if they had the opportunity, except for Grahameeboy. Stop kidding yourselves. She was pretty good looking, had big tits, a slutty attitude, had money and was really stupid. The perfect woman.

I thought she was beautifullllll, she put the Woodie in Woodstock.

doc

9th February 2007, 13:50

Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.
Your scaring me now Finn. You shouldn,t have pictures like that.

Finn

9th February 2007, 13:53

Your scaring me now Finn. You shouldn,t have pictures like that.

It was all in the name of research.

SpankMe

9th February 2007, 13:56

She was Playmate of the Year in 1992. It was all downhill after that.

Finn

9th February 2007, 14:03

Stop it SpankMe, you're making MSTRS feel sick.

In her prime, she was a damn good looking gal.

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

9th February 2007, 14:05

Finn

9th February 2007, 14:10

Perfect for a man like you lol.

I'm talking about taking one eye to the optician, not marrying her.

The_Dover

9th February 2007, 14:13

Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.

I bet he knows what it feels like to be a National Bank customer....

Dai

9th February 2007, 14:15

Custom built

mstriumph

9th February 2007, 14:18

Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.

..... erm ... he has clothes on

i don't see the point :mellow:

ManDownUnder

9th February 2007, 14:21

..... erm ... he has clothes on

i don't see the point :mellow:

You won't see the point... he has clothes on... this is so circular... oh God - I'm getting dizzy

Indiana_Jones

9th February 2007, 14:50

She was Playmate of the Year in 1992. It was all downhill after that.

Dw, I'll wait till 2012. dig her up, she can be my playmate then :D

-Indy

Dai

9th February 2007, 14:59

Dw, I'll wait till 2012. dig her up, she can be my playmate then :D

-Indy

Reminds me of the old poem,

"Though she's gone she's not forgotten,

We dig her up

and f#ck her often"

Rumour has it penned by that master wordsmith Noel Coward.

Curious_AJ

9th February 2007, 15:02

hahaha.. ill help in the exhuming of the body, but then id ask for some of the parts to make me some furniature ^_^ ... she looks like another jessica simpson though... they're ALL CLONES!!! ALL OF THEM!!! why do they try to copy marylin when we all know she cant be copied because she was fabulous...
christina aguilera can also take a hike for trying to steal marylin's look..

mstriumph

9th February 2007, 15:05

You won't see the point... he has clothes on... this is so circular... oh God - I'm getting dizzy

how can a point be circular? :mellow:

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 15:07

Ever seen a dart headon??:shit:

vifferman

9th February 2007, 15:11

She was Playmate of the Year in 1992. It was all downhill after that.
From those pics, I'd say she must've been a good swimmer, with waterwings like that...

ManDownUnder

9th February 2007, 15:12

Ever seen a dart headon??:shit:

Me thinks you've used that line before...

"now... before you go down on me... errrr... Ever seen a dart headon?"

MSTRS

9th February 2007, 15:15

Me thinks you've used that line before...

"now... before you go down on me... errrr... Ever seen a dart headon?"

Now now. That's a bit personal. Needledick.:hug:
:dodge::killingme:

Indiana_Jones

9th February 2007, 15:16

I can see boxes of tissues being used tonight all over the world in her honour....

-Indy

ManDownUnder

9th February 2007, 15:18

Needledick.
:dodge:

So you know his nickname too? I don't think he'd want people using it on KB though...

Alice

9th February 2007, 16:35

I must be having one of those days, first thought was, so who gives a shit !

Second thought was, so who gives a shit.

Sorta weird the whole thing.

Scouse

9th February 2007, 16:41

Have another long look at SpankMe's photo of her and tell me that your blue vein chuck monster didn't twitch.I think he prefers more masculine looking sheilas

Hitcher

9th February 2007, 16:47

She didn't drown...

9th February 2007, 16:47

I heard that the paramedics spent 4 hours trying to revive her with that new chest pounding method instead of the old mouth to mouth. When they got tired they called in their mates to help. Those guys are heroes.

I normally find fake boobs a turn-off but made an exception for Anna. She was a babe and contributed a lot to world peace.
She did an honourable thing shacking up with that old billionaire. I'm sure he had no regrets and went out smiling. I'd be happy to let her rip me off by having sex with me when I'm ninety.

KATWYN

9th February 2007, 16:49

...and one extremely wealthy baby....................

SpankMe

9th February 2007, 16:56

...and one extremely wealthy baby....................

who will grow up wealthy and famous and end up a fucked up coke head like her mom.

doc

9th February 2007, 17:03

What about conspiracy theories?
Your kidding me don't tell me she was involved somewhere in the 9/11 plot ?

Wellyman

9th February 2007, 22:26

maybe she stuffed her head in her over large breasts and choked herslef to death :lol:
WM

spookytooth

9th February 2007, 22:45

cant say i had heard of her befor tonite

The_Dover

9th February 2007, 22:46

who will grow up wealthy and famous and end up a fucked up coke head like her mom.

as long as she parades her pink bits who gives a fuck?

Finn

9th February 2007, 23:07

You won't see the point... he has clothes on... this is so circular... oh God - I'm getting dizzy

Well don't say I never help help a fellow biker out... 0800 grahameeboy

Finn

9th February 2007, 23:08

cant say i had heard of her befor tonite

Got some more bad news. The Beatles split up.

Finn

9th February 2007, 23:09

maybe she stuffed her head in her over large breasts and choked herslef to death :lol:
WM

Oh wow, how original.

The_Dover

9th February 2007, 23:11

Use multiquote you drunken bum

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Shadows

11th February 2007, 09:52

OK. I Give up. Who the fuck is Anna Nicole Smith?

Oakie

11th February 2007, 10:05

I'd be happy to let her rip me off by having sex with me when I'm ninety.
Yeah dude, but by the time you're ninety she's going to have been dead for a hell of a long time. I suggest you block your nose.

SpankMe

11th February 2007, 13:18

mstriumph

12th February 2007, 12:26

..............I normally find fake boobs a turn-off but made an exception for Anna. ..............

:shit: they were fake ???!!!

Finn

12th February 2007, 13:06

Use multiquote you drunken bum

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/buttons/multiquote_off.gif">

I was ripped that night. God knows how I made it home on the bike.

Dilligaf

12th February 2007, 13:41

I for one am disappointed.....

where are the jokes??????????

ManDownUnder

12th February 2007, 13:47

I for one am disappointed.....

where are the jokes??????????

Here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=48) - why?

ManDownUnder

12th February 2007, 13:51

video thingy here

Oh thank God for that. I didn't realise she'd made a significant contribution to culture and society. I got the impression she was a pair of tits attached to a bank account.

Silly me.

wybmadiity

12th February 2007, 14:17

wow riveting stuff :shutup:

Lou Girardin

12th February 2007, 16:31

She did the Marilyn wanna-be act to the end.
Shame really.

R6_kid

12th February 2007, 17:03

If she has a shaved head she'd look like the lead singer from My Chemical Romance (albeit with massive boobs)

Skyryder

12th February 2007, 21:38

Dilligaf

13th February 2007, 09:30

Here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=48) - why?

smart arse :bleh: