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miSTa
13th February 2007, 21:28
Some exams answers out of left field...
miSTa
13th February 2007, 21:29
A few more...
Hitcher
13th February 2007, 21:52
And a couple more...
bane
13th February 2007, 21:59
And a couple more...
strickly speaking, the 2nd pic is the correct answer as "x" was found.
However, if it was worded "solve for x"...
Beemer
14th February 2007, 11:19
I do so like the way these people think!
Squeak the Rat
14th February 2007, 12:35
My personal favourite......
miSTa
14th February 2007, 19:29
And a couple more...
Seen both of those before but still brings a smile.
My personal favourite......
Very good.
I do so like the way these people think!
So do I, way too clever for me.
Ixion
14th February 2007, 21:13
I do not see anything wrong with Mr Hitcher's first example (the El Nino one). It is factually correct, and well written. Indeed the style reminds me somewhat of my own when required , in my youth, to write essays on boring and trivial subjects. Clearly the author knows his subject entirely and finds the exercise facile and trivial. He should be promoted to a higher form, where he would be more challenged (I say "he" , in my experience this style is always the work of a young man)
Dilligaf
15th February 2007, 13:06
I have the "find x" one on my fridge.... I think it epitomizes the slack way we use language now. I would be fighting to get some credit for that answer. Slap the teacher for poor language skills.
I did like the one where it ended up as a picture of the person hanging... very clever.
Dodger
15th February 2007, 13:13
One more, although it's a question this time :)
xwhatsit
15th February 2007, 13:28
One more, although it's a question this time :)
Where's the pic?
EDIT: There it is! I love that site -- my favourite comic. www.xkcd.org
Here's the original (http://www.xkcd.com/c135.html)
Oh, and yeah, SpankMe, why the fuck can't you upload PNGs?
Coyote
15th February 2007, 14:03
And a couple more...
http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/87/37/
And along the same lines:
http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/86/37/
Ixion
15th February 2007, 14:04
Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
Disco Dan
15th February 2007, 14:18
Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
Did you not ever see "Jurassic Park" ? :innocent:
Coyote
15th February 2007, 14:25
Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
Well they're obviously smarter than those Aliens from signs. The ones that can travel vast distances but don't wear suits to protect themselves from humidity
Dodger
15th February 2007, 15:01
Well they're obviously smarter than those Aliens from signs. The ones that can travel vast distances but don't wear suits to protect themselves from humidity
Yep.
"Lets invade the planet that's 70% covered in water!" :stupid:
Korumba
27th March 2007, 13:29
Seen "Find X before but the others are new to me.
Korumba
27th March 2007, 13:29
And two more.
xwhatsit
27th March 2007, 13:39
Dupity dupe dupe dupity dupity dupe dupe dupe.
Still good though :D
The Stranger
27th March 2007, 13:40
And two more.
I am guessing that last one was Dovers wasn't it?
Karma
27th March 2007, 13:47
i like;
: : Women are EVIL! Here's proof!
: : We all know that women require multiples of time and money.
: : women = time X money
: : and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"
: : time = money
: : so we have
: : women = money X money, so women = money^2
: : from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil
: : money = sqrt(evil)
: : by squaring both sides we have
: : money^2 = evil
: : and making the final substitution, we conclude
: : women = evil
Beemer
27th March 2007, 13:50
Oops - repost! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44053&highlight=exam+answers
Krusti
27th March 2007, 13:51
Made me smile....:yes:
Good one
What?
27th March 2007, 14:22
Oops - repost! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44053&highlight=exam+answers
As is Weasel's one. Damn, we even had a debate going over the crap maths!!!
Korumba
27th March 2007, 14:35
Did a quick search but was hard to pick a topic to search... Mods fell free to trash the thread.
Quartermile
27th March 2007, 17:30
HAha theyre very good seen them before but still good:yes:
Bling ya
Mom
30th March 2007, 19:30
Have been lucky enough to get some exam results that some may not be to proud of......
Pic 1: Its common sense really eh DMNTD??? :love:
Pic 2: Tho I am not so sure about Disco Dan?
Watch this space.........there are more
Mom
30th March 2007, 19:34
Pic 1: Busa Pete is obviously a brain box!
Pic 2: Mind you The_Dover really wins the prize here!
Madness
30th March 2007, 19:35
Dover!.........
yungatart
30th March 2007, 19:39
Not too sure if the Batman one is Busa Pete...hXc is a biiiig fan of Batman - he even wears a Batman shirt!
Madness
30th March 2007, 19:40
Not too sure if the Batman one is Busa Pete...hXc is a biiiig fan of Batman - he even wears a Batman shirt!
And shiney blue undies on the outside??
Mom
30th March 2007, 19:41
Oh it gets worse.............
Boomer had this to say.......
yungatart
30th March 2007, 20:10
And shiney blue undies on the outside??
Good Grief No!!!
Shiny boxers offering a "foot long".....ah, well, dreams are free - even if he had to pay for the shirt :yes:
Hitcher
30th March 2007, 22:14
Funny how this thread suddenly got to be three pages long...
Deviant Esq
30th March 2007, 23:17
And with many of the same pictures attached more than once... in some cases more than twice...
miSTa
31st March 2007, 07:29
And with many of the same pictures attached more than once... in some cases more than twice...
Yep, a new high (low?) in reposting :banana:
Colapop
31st March 2007, 07:43
Not self perpetuating - just disappearing up it's own black hole!
The_Dover
2nd April 2007, 12:27
Oh it gets worse.............
Boomer had this to say.......
he must have got someone else to write it for him then.
he usually uses crayons.
boomer
5th April 2007, 14:02
he must have got someone else to write it for him then.
he usually uses crayons.
not me mate, i couldn't spell aesthetically.. and i traded me crayons in for a buzz lightyear action set
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