Exam answers

[miSTa]

Some exams answers out of left field...

[miSTa]

A few more...

[Hitcher]

And a couple more...

[bane]

And a couple more...

strickly speaking, the 2nd pic is the correct answer as "x" was found.

However, if it was worded "solve for x"...

[Beemer]

I do so like the way these people think!

[Squeak the Rat]

My personal favourite......

[miSTa]

And a couple more...
Seen both of those before but still brings a smile.


My personal favourite......
Very good.


I do so like the way these people think!
So do I, way too clever for me.

[Ixion]

I do not see anything wrong with Mr Hitcher's first example (the El Nino one). It is factually correct, and well written. Indeed the style reminds me somewhat of my own when required , in my youth, to write essays on boring and trivial subjects. Clearly the author knows his subject entirely and finds the exercise facile and trivial. He should be promoted to a higher form, where he would be more challenged (I say "he" , in my experience this style is always the work of a young man)

[Dilligaf]

I have the "find x" one on my fridge.... I think it epitomizes the slack way we use language now. I would be fighting to get some credit for that answer. Slap the teacher for poor language skills.
I did like the one where it ended up as a picture of the person hanging... very clever.

[Dodger]

One more, although it's a question this time :)

[xwhatsit]

One more, although it's a question this time :)

Where's the pic?

EDIT: There it is! I love that site -- my favourite comic. www.xkcd.org

Here's the original (http://www.xkcd.com/c135.html)

Oh, and yeah, SpankMe, why the fuck can't you upload PNGs?

[Coyote]

And a couple more...
http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/87/37/

And along the same lines:
http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/86/37/

[Ixion]

Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?

[Disco Dan]

Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?

Did you not ever see "Jurassic Park" ? :innocent:

[Coyote]

Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
Well they're obviously smarter than those Aliens from signs. The ones that can travel vast distances but don't wear suits to protect themselves from humidity

[Dodger]

Well they're obviously smarter than those Aliens from signs. The ones that can travel vast distances but don't wear suits to protect themselves from humidity

Yep.
"Lets invade the planet that's 70% covered in water!" :stupid:

[Korumba]

Seen "Find X before but the others are new to me.

[Korumba]

And two more.

[xwhatsit]

Dupity dupe dupe dupity dupity dupe dupe dupe.

Still good though :D

[The Stranger]

And two more.

I am guessing that last one was Dovers wasn't it?

[Karma]

i like;


: : Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

: : We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

: : women = time X money

: : and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

: : time = money

: : so we have

: : women = money X money, so women = money^2

: : from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

: : money = sqrt(evil)

: : by squaring both sides we have

: : money^2 = evil

: : and making the final substitution, we conclude

: : women = evil

[Beemer]

Oops - repost! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44053&highlight=exam+answers

[Krusti]

Made me smile....:yes:

Good one

[What?]

Oops - repost! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44053&highlight=exam+answers

As is Weasel's one. Damn, we even had a debate going over the crap maths!!!

[Korumba]

Did a quick search but was hard to pick a topic to search... Mods fell free to trash the thread.

[Quartermile]

HAha theyre very good seen them before but still good:yes:

Bling ya

[Mom]

Have been lucky enough to get some exam results that some may not be to proud of......

Pic 1: Its common sense really eh DMNTD??? :love:

Pic 2: Tho I am not so sure about Disco Dan?

Watch this space.........there are more

[Mom]

Pic 1: Busa Pete is obviously a brain box!

Pic 2: Mind you The_Dover really wins the prize here!

[Madness]

Dover!.........

[yungatart]

Not too sure if the Batman one is Busa Pete...hXc is a biiiig fan of Batman - he even wears a Batman shirt!

[Madness]

Not too sure if the Batman one is Busa Pete...hXc is a biiiig fan of Batman - he even wears a Batman shirt!

And shiney blue undies on the outside??

[Mom]

Oh it gets worse.............

Boomer had this to say.......

[yungatart]

And shiney blue undies on the outside??

Good Grief No!!!
Shiny boxers offering a "foot long".....ah, well, dreams are free - even if he had to pay for the shirt :yes:

[Hitcher]

Funny how this thread suddenly got to be three pages long...

[Deviant Esq]

And with many of the same pictures attached more than once... in some cases more than twice...

[miSTa]

And with many of the same pictures attached more than once... in some cases more than twice...
Yep, a new high (low?) in reposting :banana:

[Colapop]

Not self perpetuating - just disappearing up it's own black hole!

[The_Dover]

Oh it gets worse.............

Boomer had this to say.......

he must have got someone else to write it for him then.

he usually uses crayons.

[boomer]

he must have got someone else to write it for him then.

he usually uses crayons.

not me mate, i couldn't spell aesthetically.. and i traded me crayons in for a buzz lightyear action set