Oh Daisy, Daisy

[gijoe1313]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. :love:
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. :eek:
It won't be a stylish marriage. :o
I can't afford a carriage. :sweatdrop
But you'll look sweet, :clap:
upon the seat, :D
of a bicycle built for two. :scooter:
Yes folks, it's that ol'gijoe1313 up to his ol'tricks and making sure Daisy is still kept within the KB circle of love :grouphug:

I now have a Yamaha (and not a Kwaka as I keep postulating! <-- cheers McJim) and one more step to my goal of owning one of each brand of bike (and keeping them all!) .. it's lovely, it's mine and I will love it and pet it and shine it and talk to it and bling it and ride it and... you get the general idea!

My little ol'Hornet now has a girlfriend to keep him comfortable when his plonker of an owner isn't biffing him off a bank! :innocent:

I think Donor will in time, come to regret his passe decision - he knows it not, being a young Padawan. I will love and look after Daisy until he comes to his senses.

It will be my trackday bike, and Lo, all is well in the House of the Inner Ricer. There shall be decals of flowers, a dancing daisy to replace it's missing back cowl, more LED lights anew, spit and polish and eventually a rebored and sleeved 350cc heart to govern!

Oh Daisy, Daisy
You have my answer do,
That crazy little ol'Hornet rider too!
I will be buying new bling for you -
That silly ol'Donor, will be in a stew,
But it doesn't matter woohoo!

PS - Having an IMI Desert Eagle pressed against Donor's forehead was an effective negotiation technique, lighted bamboo strips beneath his fingernails was an added incentive with a wet cloth and dripping water over his mouth the final piece de resistance! :devil2:

[McJim]

Have you gone and bought a Kawasaki as well as a Yamaha 2 smoker?

[gijoe1313]

Woops! I was thinking about the duck that coshed me when I was talking to Donor...so I still have that on the mind..should be a Yamahahaha! :o

Cheers

Will go back and edit! Not to worry, will be adding a Kawaka eventually (just getting ahead of myself! :doh)

"Must spread more green bling before bestowing it on that Proof-reading Scottish Rider That Shall Not be Named."

[Trudes]

Awesome Gijoe my friend!! Glad to hear your hornet's got some company, but can we have a photo!!!!:rockon:

[sels1]

Well done and post some pics

[Theatre]

Nicely bought! How does she compare to the hornet in terms of pace? Being a 250 smoker should make her pretty quick!

[Lucy]

Good one! Daisy is still in the family, and Donor has his money to buy Rosey presumably. Hornets are like bees? Bees need flowers, flowers need bees. It's a match made in Heaven.

[gijoe1313]

Nicely bought! How does she compare to the hornet in terms of pace? Being a 250 smoker should make her pretty quick!

Well, two smokers are so much fun that they should be illegal! :lol: I was test riding it and gave it heaps as Donor advised. I felt the power hit and then I was wondering if I was looking like that little ol'Ewok hanging off from the ST speeder when he stole it!

Good pick up, hit the flat spot, fang it up and then whoooooa! Lotsa fun and I can't wait to actually get to ride her properly and well! :love:

As opposed to the steady build up of power and fanging up the revs of my little ol'Hornet!

[Donor]

Photos - enjoy them as much as a certain ricer will enjoy drooling over them for the next few days to come... :drool:

[Dai]

"Tell me more

Tell me more

Tell me more"

as they said in Grease.

pop it round and show me sometime.

soft spot for 2 stroke Yammies, many memories.

[Lucy]

Photos - enjoy them as much as a certain ricer will enjoy drooling over them for the next few days to come... :drool:

Awwwww!!!!!!!

Great photos! Seeing Daisy at Maraetai on a beautiful day like that does NOT help my homesickness! Was telling my mates: been away so long I'm starting to miss my motorbike more than my husband! Home this week, trying to change my ticket to get home earlier than the scheduled Saturday, can't wait to go for a blat and catch up with yez all.

[zeocen]

Good on ya gijoe !
Good ol' daisy is staying within the circle

And that means there's 2 congrats to be had, gijoe's new daisy and donors new rosey!

[Donor]

Awwwww!!!!!!!

Great photos! Seeing Daisy at Maraetai on a beautiful day like that does NOT help my homesickness! Was telling my mates: been away so long I'm starting to miss my motorbike more than my husband! Home this week, trying to change my ticket to get home earlier than the scheduled Saturday, can't wait to go for a blat and catch up with yez all.

If it's any help, those pics are several weeks old... lol

Wait til you meet Rosy, she's GOOOORJUSSSS...

[gijoe1313]

If it's any help, those pics are several weeks old... lol

Wait til you meet Rosy, she's GOOOORJUSSSS...

You fiend! Daisy hardly even out of sight and you are prevaricating about her! It's like the old ex given the old heave ho and away she goes! :weep:

Daisy just needs a makeover and like that jilted lover scenario, when you see her next - she is absolutely fabulous darling! :oi-grr:

Now, where shall I take Daisy on her first long distance ride? I think a spot of looky look look in Wellywood is in the offering! Just need to keep her away from Colapop! :innocent: And...what is my little ol'Hornet going to think!?

[Theatre]

Is daisy a long distance bike? I'd have thought the hornet's riding position and 4strokiness would be better for longer rides. The only area I don't really like my KRR is in distance riding, 2 strokes make you want to lose your licence and zap round the nearest corner, not pootle along at 110! Its quite uncomfortable for motorway rides of an hour or so, although that could be because of my height.

Excuse me if I've missed it, but what exactly is Rosy Donor?

[xwhatsit]

YOU BOUGHT DAISY?!?!?!?!

OMG your mum is going to kick your ass!

Congratulations, mate! Lucky bastard.

:D:D:D:D:D At least one day I will get to see her! A KBer she remains :)

[Donor]

Excuse me if I've missed it, but what exactly is Rosy Donor?

Rosey is a shiny, beeyootiful, sexual machine in the form of a Kawasaki ZZR two fiddy...

Shiny.. red.. shiny... :scooter:

**EDIT: Yes, I know I got the bloody name wrong, but it's nothing to do with emotion, orright??**

[Lissa]

I'm jealous :(

Congrats!!

[McJim]

Daisy is a shiny, beeyootiful, sexual machine in the form of a Kawasaki ZZR two fiddy...

Shiny.. red.. shiny... :scooter:

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

[Chisanga]

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

Forgive DOnor, he is so delirious with joy he knows not what he is typing.

[gijoe1313]

Is daisy a long distance bike? I'd have thought the hornet's riding position and 4strokiness would be better for longer rides. The only area I don't really like my KRR is in distance riding, 2 strokes make you want to lose your licence and zap round the nearest corner, not pootle along at 110! Its quite uncomfortable for motorway rides of an hour or so, although that could be because of my height.

Excuse me if I've missed it, but what exactly is Rosy Donor?

Muwaahahah!! Obviously you do not know the depths of my ability to endure, persevere and be resilient! After not being allowed to ride for over 10 years ... nothing, and I do mean nothing will make me feel that riding is ever a chore! Heck, one day, I will probably tour NZ on a little ol'scooter and all! I found the throttle on Daisy a little hard on the wrist at first, but then I remembered to give her a good slapping and voila! A nice, quiet fang for a hour no worries! Felt like I wanted to keep riding her to Gisborne :innocent:

Funny you should mention that zapping along...several times I had the popoo in front (Maraetai) or behind me (Papakura-Clevedon), fortunately Daisy is far more sensible then me and somehow, even with the L plate on - we avoided any minty moments :whistle:

I'll just have to ride my little ol'Hornet more to make up for the time I'm going to give to Daisy to stretch her boots (she's made for riding!) :woohoo:

If you hear cackling and see/smell a cloud of hazy two stroker smoke, that'll be me giving Daisy a little run around! :devil2:

[gijoe1313]

YOU BOUGHT DAISY?!?!?!?!

OMG your mum is going to kick your ass!

Congratulations, mate! Lucky bastard.

:D:D:D:D At least one day I will get to see her! A KBer she remains :)

Shhh! :shutup: Now she'll think I've got a fetish for bikes! :innocent: And as for the moniker "Daisy", she'll be torn between kicking me out of the house or kicking me back into the house! :bye:

Actually, she knows I'm a lost cause - I do what I like, when I like, how I like - but always trying my best to ensure no harm comes to anyone or anything :whistle:

So , hurry up and get your ride worthy - we'll go get some retro clothes and ride like cafe boyos! :msn-wink:

PS - Had to take out one smiley from your post so mine could work! W00t!

[Ixion]

Sigh. It is always hard to have to speak frankly. But sometimes it is necessary for people to know the truth so that they can seek expert medical advice.

Nowdays, thanks to the marvels of modern surgery and pharmocology , quite remarkable things can be achieved by way of assisting folk who, for whatever reason, are lacking in this that or the other.

And so, Mr Donor, i fear to falls to me to tell you bluntly that you lack an essential attribute of Biker. You are ,notably and sorrowfully, lamentably deficient in hoon. If you were very very old, this might be understandable. The capacity for hoonishness falls (alas) with advancing years). Indeed it has been said that if a biker becomes REALLY old (say 200 or 300 years old), he might stop being a hoon altogether. But for a fellow of your tender years, it is not natural.

Just as being presented with a naked nubile panting chick should have any biker erect and grappling within seconds, so likewise, should being presented with a ringa-ding-dinging ,screaming twosmoker have any biker wheelstanding and hooning all over the neighbourhood within minutes.

We all feel very sorry for you. And I am sure that if you consult a doctor he will be able to arrange injections of something or other.

[gijoe1313]

Sigh. It is always hard to have to speak frankly. But sometimes it is necessary for people to know the truth so that they can seek expert medical advice.

Nowdays, thanks to the marvels of modern surgery and pharmocology , quite remarkable things can be achieved by way of assisting folk who, for whatever reason, are lacking in this that or the other.

And so, Mr Donor, i fear to falls to me to tell you bluntly that you lack an essential attribute of Biker. You are ,notably and sorrowfully, lamentably deficient in hoon. If you were very very old, this might be understandable. The capacity for hoonishness falls (alas) with advancing years). Indeed it has been said that if a biker becomes REALLY old (say 200 or 300 years old), he might stop being a hoon altogether. But for a fellow of your tender years, it is not natural.

Just as being presented with a naked nubile panting chick should have any biker erect and grappling within seconds, so likewise, should being presented with a ringa-ding-dinging ,screaming twosmoker have any biker wheelstanding and hooning all over the neighbourhood within minutes.

We all feel very sorry for you. And I am sure that if you consult a doctor he will be able to arrange injections of something or other.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap: :chase: :2thumbsup :jerry: :first:

Wot dat erudite bastion of hoonishness has heartily harrumphed here! I told ya didn't I!? Didn't I tell ya Donor young fella me lad!? Didn't I just say this here afternooners ...

"Now, you don'want to do dat!"
"Look, since I know better, I'll look after Daisy for you, when you come to your senses, you'll know Daisy is still there!"

Just wait, he'll ride Rosy...and soon as he gets his Full, Rosy will be out on her arse as well! And Daisy will be still there, hooning on and getting the rightful applause and you will be feeling the weight of approbation when you do come to your senses...

And did I not say to young Donor this arvo..

"The full might of those in the know, from up high...those who have ridden since the dawning of a motorised stone wheel will come in and say "Now, you don'want to do dat!" "

Deluded you are, back to two-stroker smokers you shall! Mmm!

[Donor]

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

Aha! See??

I am far too innocent to have anything to do with such a demon! Thus, the Kwaka shall ride me instead to heaven...

[Chisanga]

So are you getting the new bike today?

[idleidolidyll]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. :love:
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. :eek:
It won't be a stylish marriage. :o
I can't afford a carriage. :sweatdrop
But you'll look sweet, :clap:
upon the seat, :D
of a bicycle built for two. :scooter:
Yes folks, it's that ol'gijoe1313 up to his ol'tricks and making sure Daisy is still kept within the KB circle of love :grouphug:



You seem to have the lyrics all screwed up. Here, this is the correct version:

Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy oh for a screw with you
It won't a stylish entry
I can't afford a frenchie
But you'll look sweet
Upon the sheets
With a bicycle tube up you

Years ago I taught a bunch of my mates in China this version (none of them spoke much english but i translated exactly what it meant.
We were shooting a movie in a small town in western China (only a million people) and we walked up and down the mainstreet pissed as newts singing this song.

On the way i had an idea and asked the guys how to say condom in Chinese. We went into a store and I asked the lady behind the counter for a pack of condoms (not for use of course, just for this stunt).
When she forked over the pack i pulled one out and stretched it a bit in front of her then gave it back and asked if she had any bigger ones that would fit a westerner. (Chinese seem fascinated with our crown jewels)

The boys behind me were rolling on the floor laughing by that time

[idleidolidyll]

gijoe, look forward to seeing your new toy thursday

[Donor]

gijoe, look forward to seeing your new toy thursday

Hmmm... I might just let her out on a leave pass ;)

[gijoe1313]

Hmmm... I might just let her out on a leave pass ;)

See, she's still pulling at your heart strings, you stony-hearted passion killer you! :lol:

I been checking out bike bling pr0n for Daisy ... :drool: :innocent:

[avgas]

bloddy nice one gijoe, i still love those bikes after many moons ago learning how to lean on the roads with them. If you ever come to part from it, gimmie a bell.
Stew

[gijoe1313]

bloddy nice one gijoe, i still love those bikes after many moons ago learning how to lean on the roads with them. If you ever come to part from it, gimmie a bell.
Stew

Bloody hell! A two stroker smoker trades hands and people come out of the woodwork over it! :lol: And I know what you mean - they are luvverly bikes to hoon around on - I'm waiting for Donor to come to his senses and come back to it one day :love: Until then, she'll be doing the deeds that should be done! :msn-wink:

Always nice to know more people who can tell me "Now, you don't want to do that!" when I need to fix/bodge/canoodle bits on it :innocent:

[Donor]

...you forgot to add "bling it beyond recognition"!

[Chisanga]

...you forgot to add "bling it beyond recognition"!

I think Daisy will look lovely all covered in diamantes :)

[Donor]

I think Daisy will look lovely all covered in diamantes :)

Erk!

You know, she's still in my garage... and I haven't spent the coin yet... :whistle:

[Chisanga]

Erk!

You know, she's still in my garage... and I haven't spent the coin yet... :whistle:

You could pre-emptively cover her in barbed wire and other 'tough man' stuff :rofl:

[Donor]

You could pre-emptively cover her in barbed wire and other 'tough man' stuff :rofl:

Incurring the wrath of the Ninja Ricer - not something I am prepared to do!

You volunteering He-who-seeks-bush?