dasser
16th March 2007, 08:29
A Mormon was seated next to an kiwi on a flight from London
to Auckland.
( Don't know why they want to go to Auckland, traffic is crap :dodge: But that was another joke :yes: .. dasser)
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Kiwi asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips.":gob:
The Kiwi then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. :yes:
I didn't know we had a choice." :yes:
( To All Stay vertical and have a fantastic weekend :yes: ... dasser )
:scooter:
to Auckland.
( Don't know why they want to go to Auckland, traffic is crap :dodge: But that was another joke :yes: .. dasser)
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Kiwi asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips.":gob:
The Kiwi then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. :yes:
I didn't know we had a choice." :yes:
( To All Stay vertical and have a fantastic weekend :yes: ... dasser )
:scooter: