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Hitcher
19th August 2004, 16:17
Couldn't think of a better headline for this story. Knock yourselves out!

OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry resigning effective September 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.

- REUTERS

Blakamin
19th August 2004, 16:25
What can you say?????? :spudwhat:

merv
19th August 2004, 16:27
The penis pump wasn't named Monica was she?

SpankMe
19th August 2004, 16:30
....and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.
:killingme :killingme

Cajun
19th August 2004, 16:31
how do all these sick fuckers get the top jobs

NC
19th August 2004, 16:55
Maybe he was doing it before he had the penis pump and she couldn't see it cause it was too small. So he solved his problem.

Paul in NZ
19th August 2004, 17:17
I amazed he didn't sue the penis pump (I cannot believe I just typed that) makers for addicting him to masterbation as it was obviously all their fault.

toads
19th August 2004, 17:25
too gross, what a wanker!

Firefight
19th August 2004, 17:29
too gross, what a wanker!


:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

ya reckon ???

F/F :wacko:

wari
19th August 2004, 17:30
I WOnderr whathe roote word for MASTerbation iss ? :spudwhat:

Hitcher
19th August 2004, 17:33
I WOnderr whathe roote word for MASTerbation iss ? :spudwhat:
Rhymes with "banker"??

Mongoose
19th August 2004, 17:42
Thats all a bit embarrising, for how long have crims refered to the Judge as "That wanker" and here they have the proof. :o

moko
19th August 2004, 17:57
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service.................."

I just bet he did.
So did he resign from the bench or was he tossed off?

Two Smoker
19th August 2004, 18:02
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service.................."

I just bet he did.
So did he resign from the bench or was he tossed off?
:killingme :killingme :lol: :lol:

aff-man
19th August 2004, 18:07
and a judge of 22 years so what that makes this guy like 60 or something hahahaha. the viagra did it ............honest :killingme :killingme :killingme

Skyryder
19th August 2004, 20:02
Seem to recall an old myth that masterbation makes you go blind. Isn't justice blind?? Probably thought the court was in recess and no one was watching. Bet he's got hairy palms.

Skyryder