Maniac causes accident with wire-trap

[Bob]

A hooded maniac caused a biker to come flying off on a busy road by setting up a wire-trap, strung across a busy road.

The man tore free a section of builder’s wire fence from outside a building on ‘The Spital’ and strung it across the road. The 28 year old biker then collided with the fence, became entangled, and travelled for some distance before striking a parked car. He was taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary and was, thankfully, found to have escaped serious injury.

Grampian Police Constable Michelle Dalgarno, heading the inquiry, said: "This appears to have been a prank that has gone seriously wrong. The motorcyclist was fortunate that his injuries were minor, but this mindless act could have had fatal consequences."

The culprit was described as 5ft 9in tall, of medium build, with short brown hair.
He was wearing a dark-hooded top with white writing on the back and dark jeans.

Anyone with information should contact Grampian Police on 0845 600 5700 or contact Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

(The last bit is obviously for any UK KBers)

[Robbo]

When you catch the bastard, tie a wire around his balls and suspend him from a motorway overbridge about three metres above the road and wait for the next truck.
He won't do that again will he.

[The_Dover]

When you catch the bastard, tie a wire around his balls and suspend him from a motorway overbridge about three metres above the road and wait for the next truck.
He won't do that again will he.

there are no motorways in Aberdeen.

but you could stick a condom full of heroin up his arse and tell the local junkies it's there whilst tying him to a lamp post.

[Disco Dan]

there are no motorways in Aberdeen.


Thats not where it happend. He was taken to nearest infirmery... which was Aberdeen.

[The_Dover]

Thats not where it happend. He was taken to nearest infirmery... which was Aberdeen.

The Spital is a street in Old Aberdeen, just up from the Uni you stupid fuckwit.

[marty]

go easy on 'im - 'e's from england you know....

[Finn]

The culprit was described as 5ft 9in tall, of medium build, with short brown hair. He was wearing a dark-hooded top with white writing on the back and dark jeans.

Fuck, I think I know who this is. I'm on the phone right now...

"Hulllow..."

[sanchez]

What a pathetic response from the cop, no way it can be called a "prank"

[scumdog]

What a pathetic response from the cop, no way it can be called a "prank"

The perpetrators of the "concrete chunks off the overbridge" type incidents call it that.

Pranks by wanks eh?

[peasea]

I read the words "stupid fuckwit" earlier and thought that they could be applied to many people. Those who would string anything across a road*, those who would drop anything from an overbridge and those who would refer to such actions as a 'prank'.

I rest my case.

*(Except perhaps the innards of a 'prankster', but such barbarity is, unfortunately, the reserve of film directors and African dictators.)

[Macktheknife]

Drop his balls in a vice and quietly wind them up until popping sounds are heard.
Then weld the vice closed and give the bastard a rusty hacksaw blade, ensuring he is fully conscious and clear of mind, with drugs if needed, set a small fire in 2 corners of the barn he is in.
Depart.

[The Lone Rider]

I think thats stupid it says a "prank that went seriously wrong". What the fuck else would putting a wire across a road accomplish.

[HungusMaximist]

Funny you mention the wire trap, and what's even more suprising that it's actually in Victoria, Australia. Most of my riding has been in Melbourne City and on one occasion late last year I was flicking through the papers and the same wire trap crap was on it. Except this time it was in a suburban neighbourhood and luckly the wire slapped the helmet of the bikie.

Of course, the bikie had a had time finding the culprit as he had no evidence but he had a feeling it was one of his neighbours as he sarts work early and warms up his litre sports bike in the morning.

On that note I think there's a scene invovling a guy getting his head slice off in Mad Max the movie.

[Macktheknife]

On that note I think there's a scene invovling a guy getting his head slice off in Mad Max the movie.

There is a similar scene in at least 2 other movies I can remember, only problem is I can't remember the names of the movies! One of them was a small town terrorised by a bunch of dipshits on trail bikes who had a pad in the desert nearby, late 70's I believe, hero and teenage daughter come to town wanting peace and quiet, you can guess the rest.
The other was a war movie of the late 80's, hero chased by prison guards or similar, uses fishing line between 2 trees to cut the pursuit short and take a bike.

[rwh]

There is a similar scene in at least 2 other movies I can remember, only problem is I can't remember the names of the movies! One of them was a small town terrorised by a bunch of dipshits on trail bikes who had a pad in the desert nearby, late 70's I believe, hero and teenage daughter come to town wanting peace and quiet, you can guess the rest.
The other was a war movie of the late 80's, hero chased by prison guards or similar, uses fishing line between 2 trees to cut the pursuit short and take a bike.

I think Force 10 at Navarone had a scene like that (guy in a tank turret lost his head).

Richard

[Toaster]

I read the words "stupid fuckwit" earlier and thought that they could be applied to many people. Those who would string anything across a road*, those who would drop anything from an overbridge and those who would refer to such actions as a 'prank'.

I rest my case.

*(Except perhaps the innards of a 'prankster', but such barbarity is, unfortunately, the reserve of film directors and African dictators.)

Agreed. I'm sure the first thing to come out of the victim's mouth was - "Dang those jolly little pranksters!! Just wait till I find them and give them a right old telling off!" There are some sick idiots out there. (I am inside right now so I don't count).

[jazbug5]

Weird. I used to live right round the corner from there in Froghall Gardens. There's some very bored and psychopathic people around there; the newsagent opposite us had his head stove in with a baseball bat for about £40 while I was there. (This was one of those wee newsagents that only has about three different types of sweetie, two dusty & out of date newspapers and every type of cigarette you could want...)
The kids were forever setting fire to old furniture in the close - a wire trap across the road is pretty much par for the course.

[Skyryder]

Fuck, I think I know who this is. I'm on the phone right now...

"Hulllow..."


"Hellow"......................"Shshshshssssssss. Don't tell the fucking world.