Pearls of Wisdom

[Stickchick]

I need some Pearls of wisdom for my works newsletter as apparently everyone that leaves has to leave with something memorable to contribute to this newsletter.

Anyone got anything that is clean and publishable?

[ManDownUnder]

What's the audience, and do you want witty, thought provoking?

Hit google and find "Thought for the day". Lots of useful stuff comes up.

[Dodgyiti]

"If it gives you trouble, get a bigger hammer"

Or is it not an engineering firm?

Ah well, works for me :yes:

[Wasp]

The lyrics to Slipknot - Fuck this world spring to mind..... :innocent:

[Macktheknife]

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
generally attributed to Ben Franklin, Rosevelt, Henry Ford or some other dead American President.

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. Max Fritch.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius.

[Colapop]

Just say something like....

If I leave you with one memory of me, let it be that I changed the world then realised you weren't worth it so I changed it back.

Warren would like that...

Hehehehe! I seen you....

[Macktheknife]

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Eleanor Roosevelt

[ManDownUnder]

http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php?/site/articles/funny_movie_quotes_from_groucho_marx_master_of_the _one_liner/

[Stickchick]

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Eleanor Roosevelt

Thanks for that I like and I'm using

[Squeak the Rat]

If life is a lottery then I've just won the jackpot. See you later suckers!

[Pwalo]

Don't get caught.

[Stickchick]

If life is a lottery then I've just won the jackpot. See you later suckers!

I LOVE IT but unfortunately I don't think they would really appreciate that one :o)

[Babelfish]

I dont know about leaving a job with pearls of wisdom, but I did leave a pearl necklace once...:shifty:

[Colapop]

I LOVE IT but unfortunately I don't think they would really appreciate that one :o)
You know they'd would, J.

[MikeyG]

Being politically correct is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end

[Babelfish]

Being politically correct is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end

Oh YES! I like, I like it alot :yes:

[White trash]

"You can't drown a rat in horse spew"

[Laava]

You can't have a rainbow without rain. {Dolly Parton, from the Office}

[What?]

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
generally attributed to Ben Franklin, Rosevelt, Henry Ford or some other dead American President.

Henry Ford was president?????

[Macktheknife]

Henry Ford was president?????

and CEO....