Bird poisoner

[Babelfish]

FArk I'd love to get hold of the cocksucker that did this:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10429741&ref=rss

Some sicko depraved scum-arse knuckle dragger who in my mind is breathing far too much needs to be taken down to the park and made to see how long he can hold his afforementioned overbreathing head under the ponds waters. :angry:


woooooooooossssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :mellow:

[Smorg]

None of those are native maybe it was DOC

[Guitana]

It was probably DOC after all most of those birds were introduced by whitey you know what those fuckers are like they poison the forests with 1080 everyday and dont bat an eyelid the carnage they cause to the birdlife etc is huge!! Most of the baits that are dropped by arial poisoning sit in the tops of the pungas and other bushy trees the birds feed on the insects and drink the water that collects in the pungas (the tops like an upside down umbrella).
Try walking into a forest after an arial drop and listen for the birdsong gaurunteed you wont hear any it's fucken scary. Oh well at least they killed a few possums!! Never mind the thousands of other native species theyve just wiped out!!!! DOC are just as bad as realestate agents and I fucken hate realestate agents!!!!!!:nono: :nono:

[Squeak the Rat]

Lets poison real estate agents.

[avgas]

Am i missing something but the story is "By James Ihaka and Elizabeth Binning and Maggie McNaughton" with "- Additional reporting Elizabeth Binning" and "Photo / Dean Purcell"....
Its less than a page long. Are people just getting lazy or what?
The whole bird poisoning thing sucks - but there isnt fuck all that can be done even if they do catch him/her
This Cuntry sucks when it comes to law

[avgas]

Lets poison real estate agents.

Fight fire with fire you reckon?

[Babelfish]

Am i missing something but the story is "By James Ihaka and Elizabeth Binning and Maggie McNaughton" with "- Additional reporting Elizabeth Binning" and "Photo / Dean Purcell"....
Its less than a page long. Are people just getting lazy or what?
The whole bird poisoning thing sucks - but there isnt fuck all that can be done even if they do catch him/her
This Cuntry sucks when it comes to law

Yeah mate, in my proffesional and technically minded opinion, journalists generally suck poo :drool:

[Fatjim]

Another freeking greenie getting all upset over animal rights. They're only freeking birds, grow up some. There's more important things to get worked up over .

[Macktheknife]

Another freeking greenie getting all upset over animal rights. They're only freeking birds, grow up some. There's more important things to get worked up over .

Yes there are Jim, but this is today's topic.
Get with the program man!


Edit: Murdering poisoner bastards, let the birds feast on them I say.

[Babelfish]

Another freeking greenie getting all upset over animal rights. They're only freeking birds, grow up some. There's more important things to get worked up over .

I dont give a rats arse about the birds (well actually i do, but I aint no greenie), I give a rats arse about the mentality of a twat that did this...it could have been one of my kids that picked one of those pellets up

But undoubtably you'll tell us what we can or cant get worked up over so I'll await your instruction :tugger:

[MikeyG]

Happened at Sumner beach in Chch a few years ago, rat poison in jellimeat dog food.

Since most of the beach is clearly signposted as no dogs allowed but every evening you see people walking their dogs down there and if you are walking along the beach you are more than likely to step in shit so I can understand why the person did it.

[The Pastor]

the taniwha did it.

[Flatcap]

A shot gun would be more sporting, whilst not tainting the meat

[Lias]

I dont give a rats arse about the birds (well actually i do, but I aint no greenie), I give a rats arse about the mentality of a twat that did this...it could have been one of my kids that picked one of those pellets up

But undoubtably you'll tell us what we can or cant get worked up over so I'll await your instruction :tugger:

They said on the news the doses in the grain wouldnt effect humans / dogs / cats / etc, so if your kid was stupid enough to eat one he'd have been fine. Its also not actually a poison as such, just a narcotic. It puts them to sleep, a high enough dose means they dont wake up from said sleep.


Another freeking greenie getting all upset over animal rights. They're only freeking birds, grow up some. There's more important things to get worked up over .

It never ceases to amaze me that peopel get upset over shit like this. Its only animals.. What next protesting because someone poisoned 50 potatoes?

If I lived somewhere and had a shitload of birds annoying me I'd happily poison them all too. Hell I got so sick of cats shitting on my lawn I now shoot (with an air rifle) any cats I see on my property. Doesnt kill em but it sure makes them fuck off and not come back.

[Babelfish]

They said on the news the doses in the grain wouldnt effect humans / dogs / cats / etc, so if your kid was stupid enough to eat one he'd have been fine. Its also not actually a poison as such, just a narcotic. It puts them to sleep, a high enough dose means they dont wake up from said sleep.

Oh, its not really a strong poison, its only a narcotic...fuck, thats ok then...YOU FUCKING KNOB. You may be ok having your kids eating narcotics but call me squeemish 'cos I'm not.



It never ceases to amaze me that peopel get upset over shit like this. Its only animals.. What next protesting because someone poisoned 50 potatoes?

If I lived somewhere and had a shitload of birds annoying me I'd happily poison them all too. Hell I got so sick of cats shitting on my lawn I now shoot (with an air rifle) any cats I see on my property. Doesnt kill em but it sure makes them fuck off and not come back.

If it was birds on your lawn or an annoyance in your back yard thats one thing...this is a park, not your back yard (otherwise it'd prob have beer cans and a fucked up holden in it) so its not quite the same.

Its easy to never be ceased to be amazed by a whole bunch of things, like numbnut wanks that add pointless drivel to a thread they purport to care little about. Thanks for at least giving my futher insight into the sort of toss pot mentality that would have driven this shite gobler to do what they did.

[Hitcher]

Meanwhile, in drought-ravaged Africa and other less fortunate parts of the Third World, people are dying by the thousands every day, many of them due to various forms of poisoning. It's interesting that they are apparently valued less than a bunch of sick birds in Auckland.

[Squeak the Rat]

Visit this park - kids love the birds
My niece and nephew love the birds in this park
Killing the birds upsets children
The kids that actually saw the dead birds will be very upset
If you have no problem with the act of poisoing the birds in the park then you are problably like the person who did it - either incapable of seeing consequences, or inconsiderate of others.

[Squeak the Rat]

Meanwhile, in drought-ravaged Africa and other less fortunate parts of the Third World, people are dying by the thousands every day, many of them due to various forms of poisoning. It's interesting that they are apparently valued less than a bunch of sick birds in Auckland.

May we never hear of another complaint from you that is less serious than some one starving then. :wari: woohoo.

[Dave Lobster]

Meanwhile, in drought-ravaged Africa and other less fortunate parts of the Third World, people are dying by the thousands every day, many of them due to various forms of poisoning. It's interesting that they are apparently valued less than a bunch of sick birds in Auckland.

The best thing for them would be to have Europeans running their countries again.

And to rid themselves of the catholic church.

[Babelfish]

Meanwhile, in drought-ravaged Africa and other less fortunate parts of the Third World, people are dying by the thousands every day, many of them due to various forms of poisoning. It's interesting that they are apparently valued less than a bunch of sick birds in Auckland.

I'm sorry, so what you're saying is that someone worried about a bunch of birds being poisoned cant also be worried about the plight of third world occupants? :tugger:

Although I suppose you are in some way right. I dont care too much about a nation that cant figure out that it needs to find another past time than rooting and overpopulating itself in less than desirable conditions.

Or are you talking about the pharmacuetical companies testing their wares on unsuspecting third world people? Bit of a shit thing to do, agreed. Or perhaps lets talk about the apathy the world has in regards to Zimbabwe...or the countless other things you could choose to bring up....or lets just take a moment to discuss one "little" thing that happened recently in one of our parks and the mentality of the twat that did it?

I'm certain what you have to worry about is FAR more important than anyone else so feel free to spit it out. :drool:

[Hitcher]

I'm certain what you have to worry about is FAR more important than anyone else so feel free to spit it out.

I thought that a discussion about a few dead, allegedly poisoned, birds in Auckland needed a bit of a perspective, prior to a lynching party being appointed. I didn't see any evidence of vigilante justice being considered in relation to the deprevation of our brothers and sisters in circumstances more dire than ours.

Disturbingly, people get more outraged by news items like this, or pictures of some cruelly maimed kitten on the six o'clock news, than they do about domestic violence.

I hope that this explanation doesn't unnecessarily hinder the progress of your onanism.

[KLOWN]

I don't give a fuck about people, let alone people who live in another country. Animals are always innocent they never intened malice or hold grudges they just do what they do. I would always choose animals over people. If a house was burning down and there was a dog and people trapped inside i'd go rescue the dog. fuck people. Yeah I would lynch the fucker who poisoned the birds
edit: there are exceptions though.

[Maha]

Another freeking greenie getting all upset over animal rights. They're only freeking birds, grow up some. There's more important things to get worked up over .

Yes i know....um like, do i have Gurnard or Snapper for tea???...

[Babelfish]

I thought that a discussion about a few dead, allegedly poisoned, birds in Auckland needed a bit of a perspective, prior to a lynching party being appointed. I didn't see any evidence of vigilante justice being considered in relation to the deprevation of our brothers and sisters in circumstances more dire than ours.

Disturbingly, people get more outraged by news items like this, or pictures of some cruelly maimed kitten on the six o'clock news, than they do about domestic violence.

I hope that this explanation doesn't unnecessarily hinder the progress of your onanism.

Its a little more solid than alleged. A person taking upon themselves the role of the peoples executioner is fine if they are targetting Sue Bradford et al, however when they aim at things that not everyone wants actioned then there's an issue. Throwing around poison...albeit farely week poison...in a public place is abhorrent and I definately support the cunt getting lynched.

I'd challenge you on people getting more upset about this than other issues too. A persons compassion does not need to be restricted to only one area of life. Detracting from one issue while promoting another simply shows that you are in fact the person who dispise, blocking out parts of the world to focus only on the areas you choose to be important enough for your attention. To this end, this isnt about being onanistic, this is about chatting...on a forum...to people who may have an opinion on the subject rather than an opinion on themselves.

[Babelfish]

Yes i know....um like, do i have Gurnard or Snapper for tea???...

Or soul....oh, I mean sole :shifty:

[Beemer]

I don't give a rat's arse about kids dying in overseas countries - there, I've said it. Most of them should never have been born in the first place and I'm sure most rational people would not bring children into the world if they were not able to provide for them. But I digress...

I eat meat and I wear leather, so I am not a tree-hugging vegan, but the thought of someone deliberately poisoning birds in a public area where they have until then roamed freely, disturbs me. The poisoned grain has a legitimate purpose, for getting rid of pest birds in a farming situation. The fact that some low life decided to use it to poison birds in a public park is the issue here. And they did say on the news that if a cat or dog ate the poisoned birds, they could become ill, so it does potentially have wide ranging consequences.

Oh, and by the way, I am a journalist - NOT a lazy one like the ones discussed... It's likely because they lifted a sentence from someone else's report that the editor decided to list all the names. Pathetic though, I agree.

[Babelfish]

Oh, and by the way, I am a journalist - NOT a lazy one like the ones discussed... It's likely because they lifted a sentence from someone else's report that the editor decided to list all the names. Pathetic though, I agree.

I think I mentioned something about journalists...but its most likely an unfair attack as journalists must regularly take the brunt of decisions made further along the editorial process.

That said, I stand by the comment that, as with many (if not all) industries, that there are some lazy journalists out there. I regularly finish reading an article wondering why some basic questions were missed, as I'm sure you do (especially you considering your professional interest)...but I digress...:shutup:

[Guitana]

Yes i know....um like, do i have Gurnard or Snapper for tea???...

Blue cods better!!!!!!:yes: :yes: :yes:

[Babelfish]

Blue cods better!!!!!!:yes: :yes: :yes:

...i got kicked in the cods once....

[Maha]

Blue cods better!!!!!!:yes: :yes: :yes:


Better than say......Duck???.....keeping on topic....:shifty:

[Beemer]

That said, I stand by the comment that, as with many (if not all) industries, that there are some lazy journalists out there. I regularly finish reading an article wondering why some basic questions were missed, as I'm sure you do (especially you considering your professional interest)...but I digress...:shutup:

Some? Mate, there are shitloads of lazy journalists! I was merely pointing out that I wasn't one of them! Our local paper (an insult to all decent ones) is pathetic. In one recent article about the Pukekohe classic meeting, the journalist called the Britten bike the Brittan, Ginger Molloy Ginger Malloy, and the Isle of Man the Isle of Mann. Not to mention putting an unnecessary apostrophe in the plural of kiwi - kiwi's... And then a few days later the editor himself wrote a column where he talked of something 'complimenting' something else when he actually meant complementing. As for half the stuff you read in community newspapers, it's printed word for word from press releases or lifted from other publications.

So many times my husband and I will read an item and think "but what about this or that?" or "where did this happen?" or "when?" or "who said?" There are often gaps so big you could drive a bus through them! Half the time I don't tell people what I do, or I tell them about one part, like the editing. Sounds more important and doesn't make them spit tacks...

[Squeak the Rat]

I don't give a rat's arse :Oi:


:lol:

[Babelfish]

Some? Mate, there are shitloads of lazy journalists! I was merely pointing out that I wasn't one of them! Our local paper (an insult to all decent ones) is pathetic. In one recent article about the Pukekohe classic meeting, the journalist called the Britten bike the Brittan, Ginger Molloy Ginger Malloy, and the Isle of Man the Isle of Mann. Not to mention putting an unnecessary apostrophe in the plural of kiwi - kiwi's... And then a few days later the editor himself wrote a column where he talked of something 'complimenting' something else when he actually meant complementing. As for half the stuff you read in community newspapers, it's printed word for word from press releases or lifted from other publications.

So many times my husband and I will read an item and think "but what about this or that?" or "where did this happen?" or "when?" or "who said?" There are often gaps so big you could drive a bus through them! Half the time I don't tell people what I do, or I tell them about one part, like the editing. Sounds more important and doesn't make them spit tacks...

Yeah, i figured it would annoy you more than me (and thats saying something). That said, now I'm really conscientious of my spelling and grammer....and...shit :mellow: Funny what some professions do to a conversation, I try to never give mine away too easily and generally slightly bend it...like saying I'm a fighter pilot for the NZ Air Force (which also doubles and a mild IQ test) :shifty:

[candor]

The bird killer is a menace and needs to be dealt with severely. Killing innocent critters where they had no busimess to for killings sakes. Deeply sick and capable of who knows what.

My mate divorced her husband and one factor of the 2 was that he aimed at a wounded animal seen on the road and killed it - and enjoyed doing so.

[Dave Lobster]

My mate divorced her husband and one factor of the 2 was that he aimed at a wounded animal seen on the road and killed it - and enjoyed doing so.

Cyclist?


Joke..

[Guitana]

The bird killer is a menace and needs to be dealt with severely. Killing innocent critters where they had no busimess to for killings sakes. Deeply sick and capable of who knows what.

My mate divorced her husband and one factor of the 2 was that he aimed at a wounded animal seen on the road and killed it - and enjoyed doing so.

Well when they do find him they should strip him naked and stick a dead goose up his arse and parade him around auckland with the gooses feet hanging out of him he wont do it again and everybody gets to have a good laugh this is the sort of community justice I will meter out if I was the Prime minister Fuckwits should be made an example of and the punishers should try to think up more embarrassing and intersting things to do to them!!!!
I can just see the kids lining up for the criminals parade look mummy theres a goose sticking out of that mans bum!! Yes Timmy that's what happens when you are a bad person do you think timmy is likely to go out that week and offend I think not!!!!!
Sometimes the most simple solutions are staring us right in the face we just need the Balls to carry them out, eh Helen!!!!!!:shit: :shit: :shit: :shit:

[Pixie]

It will be some arse who doesn't like the noise,and probably complained about the speedway too.



Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all in our joy and our merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgen!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

[Hitcher]

My mate divorced her husband and one factor of the 2 was that he aimed at a wounded animal seen on the road and killed it - and enjoyed doing so.

As a person who derives pleasure from swerving to exterminate possums I see on the road when I'm driving a c.a.r., then I guess I should be expecting divorce procedings to be filed any day now. Some people deserve to be transported back in time about 1,000 years so they can learn to harden the fuck up.

[Ixion]

As a person who derives pleasure from swerving to exterminate possums I see on the road when I'm driving a c.a.r., then I guess I should be expecting divorce procedings to be filed any day now. Some people deserve to be transported back in time about 1,000 years so they can learn to harden the fuck up.


Yes. Then they could meet St Francis of Asissi. Sometimes it is needful that living creatures be killed. A wise man does not repine at needful killing, every thing serves its purpose. Neither does a wise man rejoice at destroying that which he cannot recreate, be the need what it may.

[Babelfish]

As a person who derives pleasure from swerving to exterminate possums I see on the road when I'm driving a c.a.r., then I guess I should be expecting divorce procedings to be filed any day now. Some people deserve to be transported back in time about 1,000 years so they can learn to harden the fuck up.

So long as you transport yourself forward a thousand years to se if you evolve :tugger:

[Guitana]

The bird killer is a menace and needs to be dealt with severely. Killing innocent critters where they had no busimess to for killings sakes. Deeply sick and capable of who knows what.

My mate divorced her husband and one factor of the 2 was that he aimed at a wounded animal seen on the road and killed it - and enjoyed doing so.

What was the other factor???

Did she snap himout on TARGET going through a strangers underwear draw?????

[Ixion]

A few weeks ago, an old friend, a lady in her late 80s died.

She had had, by the world's standards , a hard life, with more than her share of grief.

Lately confined to her bed, and in much pain, she could still look out the window, and record her thoughts in her diary.

The entry for the day before she died recorded "Out the window, I can see many birds walking on the grass and flying in the trees. They are very beautiful and watching them I am filled with joy at what a happy life I have had".

The next day her heart at last gave up the struggle and she died , with great serenity, lucid to the last and entirely without fear.

The Western Springs' birds gave happiness to many. Their killing was needless and graceless.

I wonder if the person responsible will make so gentle an end when his time comes?

Karma can be a real bitch. We get out of life what we put into it.

[Babelfish]

...Karma can be a real bitch. We get out of life what we put into it.

Nicely put...:yes:

[candor]

Possums are pests, they invade my home so get o sympathy from me.

Guitana your solution is inspired, if you stand for Parliamen you already have one vote. What shall we call your party?

The OTHER reason was that she carried weight after having kids so he called her fat / unsexy (to his and her mates - like me!) and tried treating her like a domestic robot. Later!