Hey get off my bike!

[Ms Piggy]

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it! :angry2:

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!" :mad:
Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! :argh: I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.

[James Deuce]

I doubt he was embarrassed.

It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.

[Ms Piggy]

I doubt he was embarrassed.
I dunno...I think the fact that his kid dropped him in it & having a woman shouting at him were pretty much shaming factors. :headbang:


It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.

Yes indeed!! Pete! Can we add that in! I'll be over soon! :laugh:

[KATWYN]

And if the bike tipped over onto one of daddys
precious ones.....you would be to blame no doubt.

Wouldn't be daddy or the three kids fault.

[Posh Tourer :P]

The poor little kiddies were just having a bit of fun y'know... I bet they pressured the poor dad into it... Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????

[Ms Piggy]

Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????
NO! :ar15:

[Storm]

Sure they are allowed to have fun, but not at the expense of possibly dropping somoeone elses several thousand dollar pride and joy on themselves and injuring and possibly killing themselves. Personally I wouldnt mind someone sitting on my bike if they asked and I was there to catch them or the bike if it went wrong.

[KATWYN]

The poor little kiddies were just having a bit of fun y'know... I bet they pressured the poor dad into it... Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????




spose its so hard to say no to their demands. It must be so much easier to teach them to disrespect other peoples property instead, so they can have
fun- guess thats the most important thing

[Posh Tourer :P]

NO! :ar15:

Hahahahaha :2thumbsup:

[Indiana_Jones]

Man, I know ur pain Celtic, I had two little 12 year olds piss arsing around on my fixxer I'm like "Get the F*ck off you c*nt", of course the hard little shit is like "Yeah, I'm gonna steal it".......lol "yea i bet u could'nt reach the ground u tit" :p

-Indy

[NC]

I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse. :mad:

[toads]

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it! :angry2:

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!" :mad:
Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! :argh: I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.

cable street doesn't seem to be a good place for your bike lately, sounds like this Dad has some responsibility issues, not really a good person to have looking after 3 young kids

[Firefight]

I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse. :mad:

:2thumbsup

nice one NC30 well :done:

F/F :wacko:

[NC]

:2thumbsup

nice one NC30 well :done:

F/F :wacko:


Hehehe :)

I had my 'Angry Undies' on that day.

[Mongoose]

Ahhh, it must be so much easier bringing up kids now, no care and even less responsibility.
My poor unfortunate kids know their fingers would be chopped off,by me, if the ever even once though about getting on a bike uninvited.But the agian, I am a cruel, heartless sort of father, I think when they get older my kids will sue me for depriving them of such joys.

[Mongoose]

Ahhh, it must be so much easier bringing up kids now, no care and even less responsibility.
My poor unfortunate kids know their fingers would be chopped off,by me, if the ever even once though about getting on a bike uninvited.But the agian, I am a cruel, heartless sort of father, I think when they get older my kids will sue me for depriving them of such joys.

[Mongoose]

Dang thing double sent on me, hate it when that happens :bash:

[wkid_one]

Yeah - it was me that posted in last time. I came out of a shop to the VTR - and some guy was letting his kid climb and paw all over my bike. What he nor the kid knew is that I had only gotten off it 3 mins before. Needless to say the kid grabbed the header pipe and promptly removed all the skin from the palm of his hands. Whilst I felt sorry for the kid - the guy tried to let loose at me. I just asked for his car keys so I could climb all over his car - then politely questioned his parentage and asked him if he would be so kind as to fuck off.

[Magua]

Can't say I've had much trouble with people clambering on my bike, first time I brought it to school a couple of the automotive class tards aparently had a clamber. I also had some guy in my study group trying to show everyone how to change gears, came down afterschool, clutched in and started the bike to find it in fifth gear. I guess the GN125 wasn't as desireable as Indiana's FXR parked next to it :confused: .

[Posh Tourer :P]

Dang thing double sent on me, hate it when that happens :bash:

Triple even for a while. Why not just delete one?

[Badcat]

I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse. :mad:

you and my wife would get on great.
love your work

ken

[Paul in NZ]

I doubt he was embarrassed.

I'll bet he was embarassed alright... But only at getting caught instead of being embarassed for being a piss poor father and role model. Any of my daughters would have gotten a kick up the arse then and there for not respecting other peoples property...

There is a name for people that don't. Thieves....

Simple as that...

The sort of spoilt fucktards that are bringing up their piss useless selfish kids these days makes me want to vomit. Mine are not perfect by a long chalk, but they would never do that.

Cheers

[Firefight]

I'll bet he was embarassed alright... But only at getting caught instead of being embarassed for being a piss poor father and role model. Any of my daughters would have gotten a kick up the arse then and there for not respecting other peoples property...

There is a name for people that don't. Thieves....

Simple as that...

The sort of spoilt fucktards that are bringing up their piss useless selfish kids these days makes me want to vomit. Mine are not perfect by a long chalk, but they would never do that.

Cheers


Well said Paul, my kids might not be perfect either, but atleast we taught them to respect the property of others.

F/F

[enigma51]

Some fuck must touch my baby i will make him and his kids part of the road. There are two things you never touch another mans wife and his bike. You should have waited and see which car is his then as he gets in you should open the door get in and star playing with things inside.

[Yamahamaman]

I have not had any problem with interactive admirer's yet. Maybe it is the flashing red light that is the deterent.

[ching_ching]

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it! :angry2:

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!" :mad:


Hell hath no fury like a Celtic Sea Lily scorned. Should've threatened him with the Hong Kong Phooey too Celtic... waachaaaa!!

ching_ching

[DebK]

The fact that he 1. made it look like his kid was the guilty party, and 2. didn't apologise to you, makes him a complete loser. What a great Dad he is. I'm sure his kids will grow up & realise this eventually... he may let them down at a more vital time in their lives.

I must admit however to sitting on a Vespa PX200 once (a shaggidy older one). Was trying it on for size before deciding what kind of learner scoot or bike I wanted. The owner was in his office overlooking the scoot and came down. He was a little put out. I apologised profusely, admitting my mistake and got him into talking about the Vespa. It was then that I realised how obsessed Vespa owners are with their rides. I then decided a Dragster (if I could find one) was more for me.

[Mongoose]

Triple even for a while. Why not just delete one?


Umm, when this puter illiterate kid works it all out, he will, next time maybe :bash: :doobey: :banana: :Oops: :doh:

[カワサキキド]

I doubt he was embarrassed.

It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.
That idea has potential, a bolt from the battery would get the off pretty quick too.

[Mr Skid]

I must admit however to sitting on a Vespa PX200 once (a shaggidy older one). Was trying it on for size before deciding what kind of learner scoot or bike I wanted. The owner was in his office overlooking the scoot and came down. He was a little put out. I apologised profusely, admitting my mistake and got him into talking about the Vespa. It was then that I realised how obsessed Vespa owners are with their rides. I then decided a Dragster (if I could find one) was more for me.

Deb, I'm looking at buying a group N evo, do you mind if I try yours on for size? :bleh: :D

[FROSTY]

but celtic--i diddn't think you'd mind--and well Yea I told my kids to but I figgered you'd know it was baby bikie --well he did ask for ya keys

[DebK]

Deb, I'm looking at buying a group N evo, do you mind if I try yours on for size? :bleh: :D
Umm, yeah, no. Won't even let my husband do that... he stays on his side of his car & I'll stay on my side. His side is a Series 1 RX7.

What car you looking to buy paparazzi?

[KATWYN]

What he nor the kid knew is that I had only gotten off it 3 mins before. Needless to say the kid grabbed the header pipe and promptly removed all the skin from the palm of his hands. Whilst I felt sorry for the kid - the guy tried to let loose at me. .

Shouldve grabbed the fathers hand and shoved it onto the hot pipe as well.

[Mr Skid]

Umm, yeah, no. Won't even let my husband do that... he stays on his side of his car & I'll stay on my side. His side is a Series 1 RX7.

What car you looking to buy paparazzi?

Well I'm not really, was just pulling your leg about the vespa incident :D

Actually I sold my car to buy a bike, far more opportunity for fun and hooliganism.

However I have to admit to having a soft spot for the Series 1 rotisserie :love:

[loosebruce]

Good on ya Celtic an NC30 "respect" shit i would've loved to of seen the look that guys face, nice work both of ya.
I park my bike outside my work, it's in full veiw all the time, havn't had any wee ones garb the exhaust, but i am worried it could happen, coz who's gonna get the blame..... plus what if there playing involved it falling onto them, my bikes fallen onto to me (a few too many times) and not worried me too much but a 6 year old, i'd put my money on a TL killing a kid if it landed on them.
The thing i hate the most is as i work nights i get all the drunks walking by in the weekends and they do all sorts of stupid shit, one day one of the un cordinated fools will knock it over.

[Bob]

As far as I know, I've only had the "climbing all over it" problem once. I was staying at a pub that did Bed and Breakfast. I'd gone out for a walk, but when I came back, the owners of the pub told me some kids had been climbing on the bike, so they had "Given them a right good bollocking"!

They also made a spot that was less obvious to kids available to me.

I'm glad you made the father of the kids look so stupid though. As you say, if it had been someone else's kids clambering all over his car, he would have gone beserk. But of course someone's bike is fair game for his little darlings.

Serves that other twat right whose kid got their hand burned - if they'd respected other people's property (both of them), then it would never have happened.

[jrandom]

possibly dropping somoeone elses several thousand dollar pride and joy

You haven't seen CSL's bike, have you? :p

[Ms Piggy]

You haven't seen CSL's bike, have you? :p
:killingme She's my thousand dollar (singular) pride and joy! :blah:

[Ms Piggy]

I'm glad you made the father of the kids look so stupid though. As you say, if it had been someone else's kids clambering all over his car, he would have gone beserk. But of course someone's bike is fair game for his little darlings.

The thing is I wouldn't have minded if they asked b/c my bike isn't exactly the flashest thing and of couse the other point (that people have mentioned) is that what if it had fallen on one of them?? It would've been a hurt kid & possibly damage to my bike (my only form of tranport)!

Actually I can laugh about it now b/c I think it was really funny the way the oldest kid dropped his Dad right in it.

[Ms Piggy]

but celtic--i diddn't think you'd mind--and well Yea I told my kids to but I figgered you'd know it was baby bikie --well he did ask for ya keys

Oh yeah Frosty! If it had been BB he would've known better than to get on the Bitchin Mobile without asking the Bitch :msn-wink:

[Motu]

Hasn't happened to me much,but then most of my bikes are not what most people want to sit on,then again nor is Cathy's!

One day I found the mirror on my XS1 out of adjustment,hey,the clutch lever is out too,and I can see some grass on the left peg.The bosses son and his mate were at work that day,but they denide ever touching the bike - couldn't really give the little shit a clip over the ear now could I? Just had to be satisfied with knowing the panic that set in when it went over,and a couple of 12 yr olds had to pick up a 200kg bike,seeing as the bike wouldn't suffer noticable damage in a confrontation with a Pajero I'd of like to have been able to watch what happened.

[Big Dog]

My current bike has never been a prob with kids, to intimidating or not shiny enough i guess. Adults on the other hand are another story. The worst being a drunk asian girl who climbed aboard cnr of K and Ponsonby whilst i was waiting for the lights to change. No helmet short skirt a whooping like a cow girl.

[wkid_one]

My current bike has never been a prob with kids, to intimidating or not shiny enough i guess. Adults on the other hand are another story. The worst being a drunk asian girl who climbed aboard cnr of K and Ponsonby whilst i was waiting for the lights to change. No helmet short skirt a whooping like a cow girl.
We still talking about the bike yeah? Or given the location - did you mix two stories together?

[Big Dog]

We still talking about the bike yeah? Or given the location - did you mix two stories together?
:bleh:
Pillion Seat, still wonder what she thought she was up to.

shit they have to have two brain cells to rub together, otherwise how are they going to manage co-ordinating suction with movement?

[Lou Girardin]

My favourites are the doting parents who let the fruit of their loins run round bike shops like freshly shorn sheep.
I want to be there when they get the bill for said fruits bowling a couple of bikes like dominoes.

[Midnight 82]

:spudwhat: Who pays for the damage, if some one got one my ol girl with out asking?? shit sorry if someone hop on my bike with out asking they wouldnt be on it for long I can tell you that my friends....

[2_SL0]

Hehehe :)

I had my 'Angry Undies' on that day.


Mental Note dont jump on NC30's bike. :2guns:

[Stevo]

Go on CSL can you please show us a pic of your baby??? There is no such thing as a piece of Sh*t Honda, though Kickaha prob disagrees.

[Gasman]

Go on CSL can you please show us a pic of your baby??? There is no such thing as a piece of Sh*t Honda, though Kickaha prob disagrees.
Yeah, lets have a look. It doesn't have a slot for coins, plays a tune and has a wobbly wheel as well does it? If not, it could be a way of raising extra cash!!:killingme

[Ms Piggy]

Go on CSL can you please show us a pic of your baby??? There is no such thing as a piece of Sh*t Honda, though Kickaha prob disagrees.
Wot would that Kickawotsaname know! :msn-wink:

There's a pic of her on my profile.

[Gasman]

Love the artwork!

[Ms Piggy]

Love the artwork!
Done by my flatmate but soon to be reinvented...roll on summer.

[Blakamin]

Done by my flatmate but soon to be reinvented...roll on summer.
If ya need a hand painting, or any hints, tips or equipment, give us a yell :Oi: . coz I used to be a qualified spray painter...(still qualified, just wont do it for a living)

[Stevo]

Ok I checked you out. Oh. Er. I mean checked your profile. Mine cost 3 times as much as yours, and then 2/3 of that again on top of that in repairs. Now owes me 5 grand and I not even sure mine is as good. LOL. Of course i am jokin, cos mine is my baby, and like my 3 other babies, noone else's are better! Hahaahahahahahahahah

[Stevo]

Seriously though. I would not sit on anything that say Bitch Mobile, Watch for the Bitch etc. Just askin for trouble

[scumdog]

Mental Note dont jump on NC30's bike. :2guns:

Unless you get her undies off her first!! :niceone: :blink:

[Storm]

And just how would you plan on doing that without having a slight case of head amputation , Mr scumdog? Are you the smooth talking fast rider we all want to be ? :yeah: :killingme :whistle:

[scumdog]

And just how would you plan on doing that without having a slight case of head amputation , Mr scumdog? Are you the smooth talking fast rider we all want to be ? :yeah: :killingme :whistle:

Smooth? smooth? - I'm that smooth she wouldn't even realise they were gone matey!!!!! :eek: :msn-wink:
















When she next looked she would have the "Be Nice to Scumdog" undies on, eh NC30 Chick? :niceone:

[Storm]

Classic :killingme
Teach me your ways o sultan of smooth :not:

[jase]

What happened to your frappachino, did you get another.

[Gunner]

I doubt he was embarrassed.

It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.


I have a stun gun that would do the job, 240volts will stop them getting on it!

[inlinefour]

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it! :angry2:

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!" :mad:
Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! :argh: I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.


Too many people these days just don't give a shit about anything apart from themselves. I get to see it alot in my line of work :Pokey:

[Sniper]

Too many people these days just don't give a shit about anything apart from themselves. I get to see it alot in my line of work :Pokey:

Yeo, being in a phys unit and all. I bet you have had a fair few experiences that werent of a sane nature :shifty:

[festus]

I've had several instances of this kind of thing.
Came out of school one day to find a fellow student, wasted on glue laying backwards on my pride & joy like he thinks it's a lazyboy!, couldn't crack him, too stoned.
Another time having a beer at a local establishment, came out to see my bike on it's side, now that pissed me off some, I threatened a guy who happened to be standing there looking at it, couldn't prove he done it though.
Was at touch last week, had the TL there, come back after my game to find 3 little ratbags on it! :angry2: .
With kids, it's more the fear of the bike falling on them, more than breaking the bike, you can repair the bike........

[Sniper]

Was at touch last week, had the TL there, come back after my game to find 3 little ratbags on it! :angry2: .
With kids, it's more the fear of the bike falling on them, more than breaking the bike, you can repair the bike........

Yep, and then you get into trouble because you have to be there "supervising" your bike. Weird bloody laws. :bash:

[crashe]

I had my bike parked up to the side of Aotea Square (Auckland) and I had left my bike to have my meeting.... I looked over to see these asians sitting on it.... well over I went and asked what they wewre doing on the bike...
"Oh just taking pictures to send home".... all said in broken english - flaming tourists.... :brick:

I asked them did they have permission to take the pictures and did the owners know?
"um no we just take pictures" they all said... :bash:

Well I told them ever so politely to F**k off and get the F**k off MY bike.... and to P*ss off.... I told them that they dont sit on anyone's bike.... without their permission... I also said that I didnt want the pic's of my bike seen all around the world.... :bash:

They started bowing and saying "sorrrry" over and over again....

I had spent 5 hours cleaning the bike for a show that the bike was gonna be in.... and they left all their grabby fingerprints all over it.... I was so flaming mad.... that when they walked off up the road and I saw them I abused them again.... :2guns:

Hey this is my baby and NO ONE sits on her but me.... unless I give permission. :rolleyes:

[Sniper]

Hey this is my baby and NO ONE sits on her but me.... unless I give permission. :rolleyes:

You are quite nice then, Im really not into sharing my baby with anyone :lol:
Im not really a sharing type but Im sure your baby is very nice :2thumbsup :yeah: :2thumbsup

[avgas]

get 3in in front of theyre face and say:
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET THIS BIKE!
AND ALOT OF MONEY TO PAY FOR IT!
IF YOU EVER COME NEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE WILL BE SO RED SORE THAT YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN!
THEN I WILL TELL YOU PARENTS ABOUT YOU! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN!
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON A BIKE - GO BLOODY BUY ONE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!"
If that doesnt scare the crap out of them, have an alarm

[festus]

get 3in in front of theyre face and say:
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET THIS BIKE!
AND ALOT OF MONEY TO PAY FOR IT!
IF YOU EVER COME NEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE WILL BE SO RED SORE THAT YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN!
THEN I WILL TELL YOU PARENTS ABOUT YOU! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN!
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON A BIKE - GO BLOODY BUY ONE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!"
If that doesnt scare the crap out of them, have an alarm


Sorry mate but I don't think I could go that far, I have kids and I'd be pissed big time if someone talked to them in that way for whatever reason.

[Wonko]

Now I thought of a nice invention. Hook the start button up so that if the key isn't in, or turned to on, the juice gets sent to each handle bar. :msn-wink:

[Sniper]

Now I thought of a nice invention. Hook the start button up so that if the key isn't in, or turned to on, the juice gets sent to each handle bar. :msn-wink:

Sounds dangerous, but Im listening :) :shifty:

[avgas]

Electric handle bars - now i can see myself hurting again, if i could forget a disclock, im sure i could electrocute myself
:angry2: ;)