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    Angry Hey get off my bike!

    I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it!

    "Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
    Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
    Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
    As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!"
    Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

    I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.
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    I doubt he was embarrassed.

    It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    I doubt he was embarrassed.
    I dunno...I think the fact that his kid dropped him in it & having a woman shouting at him were pretty much shaming factors.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.
    Yes indeed!! Pete! Can we add that in! I'll be over soon!
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    And if the bike tipped over onto one of daddys
    precious ones.....you would be to blame no doubt.

    Wouldn't be daddy or the three kids fault.

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    The poor little kiddies were just having a bit of fun y'know... I bet they pressured the poor dad into it... Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????
    Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P
    Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????
    NO!
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    Sure they are allowed to have fun, but not at the expense of possibly dropping somoeone elses several thousand dollar pride and joy on themselves and injuring and possibly killing themselves. Personally I wouldnt mind someone sitting on my bike if they asked and I was there to catch them or the bike if it went wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P
    The poor little kiddies were just having a bit of fun y'know... I bet they pressured the poor dad into it... Arent kids allowed to have fun these days without the threat of being turned into piles of ash?????



    spose its so hard to say no to their demands. It must be so much easier to teach them to disrespect other peoples property instead, so they can have
    fun- guess thats the most important thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    NO!
    Hahahahaha :
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    Man, I know ur pain Celtic, I had two little 12 year olds piss arsing around on my fixxer I'm like "Get the F*ck off you c*nt", of course the hard little shit is like "Yeah, I'm gonna steal it".......lol "yea i bet u could'nt reach the ground u tit"

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    Oh I fucken hate that!

    I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
    He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it!

    "Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
    Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
    Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
    As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!"
    Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

    I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.
    cable street doesn't seem to be a good place for your bike lately, sounds like this Dad has some responsibility issues, not really a good person to have looking after 3 young kids

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    Nice one

    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
    He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse.


    nice one NC30 well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight


    nice one NC30 well

    F/F

    Hehehe

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    Ahhh, it must be so much easier bringing up kids now, no care and even less responsibility.
    My poor unfortunate kids know their fingers would be chopped off,by me, if the ever even once though about getting on a bike uninvited.But the agian, I am a cruel, heartless sort of father, I think when they get older my kids will sue me for depriving them of such joys.

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