Just in Case of Terrorist Attack...

[riffer]

Okay, for the totally paranoid amongst you - who are certain you will be the target of bioterrorist attack - ther is now the Quantumn Sleeper - protection for terrorists in your own bedroom!

http://www.qsleeper.com/

[Blakamin]

HAHAHA! might have to get one for the garage so the wife cant come out and throw stuff at me when i'm working on the bike at 1am!

[Paul in NZ]

All it needs is little slots so you can fire your .45 at the bad guys....

:laugh:

Good Grief!

I trust this is a giant piss take.....

[Hitcher]

"If I were a terrorist, and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?"

Back to the subject of the thread, if I was a terrorist and stumbled upon on of these things I would turn it upside down and superglue it shut. If nothing else, that would make using the "inbuilt toiletry (sic) system" something of a challenge, and most unpleasant if said system had been recently used...

[duckman]

Another product designed to play on the insecurities of the avergae white american male .... Sad :cool2:

[toads]

Okay, for the totally paranoid amongst you - who are certain you will be the target of bioterrorist attack - ther is now the Quantumn Sleeper - protection for terrorists in your own bedroom!

http://www.qsleeper.com/

But shouldn't it be made of titanium?

[Paul in NZ]

Nah! The US govt is just trying to save cash on coffins if it all goes pear shaped...

Paul N

(I wonder if those things burn???)

ps. I would like to have had one with latches on the outside some days when the kids were little.... (little bu$%#ers) "Mommy, what is daddy doing? :eek:

[Blakamin]

(I wonder if those things burn???)



Fireproof ones available....dont like the price much tho...$160,000

[toads]

they need to make larger ones made of perspex for claustraphobic people too, that's honestly the only reason I haven't bought one. LOL

[Hitcher]

And how is sexual congress supposed to be culminated within the confines of said claustrophobic coffin? About the only thing I can see getting banged in this banal box is your head!

[toads]

And how is sexual congress supposed to be culminated within the confines of said claustrophobic coffin? About the only thing I can see getting banged in this banal box is your head!

:killingme :killingme :killingme

[F5 Dave]

Talking of ‘claustrophobic coffin’:

Just finished a book by Ben Elton where the idea was you bought a shelter for when the environment got uninhabitable you jumped in this shelter & weathered it out for several decades/centuries or if at all. They had gotten fairly advanced for the rich trying to make them comfortable & self sufficient & the upshot was people were prepared to accept the world was about to die & not bother to do anythnig about it. The shelters were called ‘Claustrospheres’. Hmmm. Is this qsleeper the start? :mellow:

Ironically Hitchers paraphrasing of a Robert Plant song before comes from an Album called ‘Fate of Nations’

[Ms Piggy]

Surely thats a piss take?? Surely???

[LB]

HAHAHA! might have to get one for the garage so the wife cant come out and throw stuff at me when i'm working on the bike at 1am!
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You won't have this problem when you get your Monster as they don't need working on!! :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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[Blakamin]

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You won't have this problem when you get your Monster as they don't need working on!! :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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I might have to keep my yamaha as well then.... or just polish the monster!

now everone, thoughts out of the gutter please