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Sniper
10th April 2007, 11:24
10. “My other bag’s a Prada”

9. “Niblet retrieval in progress”

8. “Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”

7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Sue Bradford”

6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”

5. “Real men don't use gloves”

4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”

3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”

2. “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”


1. “Caution: Helen's daily duties being prepared”
stanko
10th April 2007, 22:18
Repost .
Sniper
11th April 2007, 08:29
Repost .

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stanko
11th April 2007, 18:03
I just said cos I could.
dangerous
11th April 2007, 19:05
LMFAO... awesome Stanko... bloody awesome :rockon:
Sniper
11th April 2007, 19:46
Ooo, exactly what I wanted to do, my repost plan is working....
Storm
11th April 2007, 20:14
Yeah ............we're all getting a shocking case of OCD and wanting desperatly to be the first geek to yell "repost"
Its so bad now its got to false starts :bleh:
Curious_AJ
11th April 2007, 20:28
LOL!.... colostomy bags... the fun never ends!
Grahameeboy
11th April 2007, 20:30
That's too colostomy.................
Curious_AJ
11th April 2007, 20:36
poop-a-licious! (200th post!)
stanko
12th April 2007, 20:23
whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit
dangerous
12th April 2007, 20:27
whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit

Do you relise how hard it is to keep a straight face and say nothing on your silly post Mr S... :killingme :killingme :killingme :rofl: :not: :beer:
Sniper
13th April 2007, 07:45
whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit

Fuck thats funny, well done, you think of it yourself?
MSTRS
13th April 2007, 09:24
LOL!.... colostomy bags... the fun never ends!

Gives new meaning the term "Fun bags"
ynot slow
17th April 2007, 18:37
speaking from experience,only thing ya can't fucken do with the bag is fart,i.e all the smell goes into the bloody bag.piss ya off when the wife drops one in bed and can't do it back,mind you ya can open the end and expell some of the gasses.still small setback in exchange for being alive.:third: