Crap car driver alert - Auckland

[Griff]

Bimbling along southbound into Auckland, merging into traffic on the right, just before the Fanshawe Street off ramp. When a glycomic ***hole attempted to insert his black Falco estate up my exhaust. The cheeky mokey
!! His plate reads "WHY DIY".... It should read "WHY KYJELLY". Don't you just love Personalised plates, they are far easier to find.

[_Gina_]

Black falco?

or

Grey Commode Wagon?

[Winter]

Crap driver alert! A crap driver was seen getting into a car in auckland. Beware all drivers, because they are all crap!

[Donor]

Crap driver alert! A crap driver was seen getting into a car in auckland. Beware all drivers, because they are all crap!

Yes, yes they are.

Best way to think of ALL drivers, not just Auckland.

All cage pilots are crap, and want to kill you.

Keep that in mind, and you'll be a better rider for it.

[Griff]

Black falco? or Grey Commode Wagon?
I like that! Yep, could have been a dark grey commode wagon. I have a vivd image of the plate .... and also of continuing to filter whilst pointing at the driver (2 lanes to my left) and issuing the finger. (it's a nice image).

[more_fasterer]

I've followed that asshole while he's been tailgating another bike heavily on east coast rd. Seeing I was in the tinbox and had a trailer on the back, I waited til the bike accelerated away a bit at the next lights then carefully inserted my car directly in front of him and ensured he couldn't threaten the biker no more.

Maybe kick his quarter panel next time?

[Sanx]

I've often thought about buying a set of MX boots for riding around the city. Those metal toe protectors could be really useful, once sharpened nicely. Or ... get sime sticky-backed velco and attach it to the right-hand side of the tank. Then, buy some three ounce lead sinkers, wrap them in the other half of the sticky backed velcro and - voila! - instant projectiles.

And I second what Donor says. If you assume that every cager is a blind murdering maniac, you'll be a better rider and (hopefully) live longer.

[Griff]

I used to find that cooking oil was good fun....
Find where the car is usually parked and pour some cooking oil inside the exhaust. Some will get blown out when it starts, but a nice residue actually stays and start to smoke. The it will be off the road for a bit whilst a mechanic takes a long time trying to find the source of the problem.

[BNZ]

Crap driver alert! A crap driver was seen getting into a car in auckland. Beware all drivers, because they are all crap!

Screw you. I drive in auckland and take that as a personal attack. I wanna see you in the sin bin! :innocent:

[Fub@r]

If this guy is doing this on a regular basis and you two have seen examples of this make a formal complaint. No doubt he will have other complaints. If there are enough of them they will act on it

[Maha]

!! His plate reads "WHY DIY".... It should read "WHY KYJELLY".

Too many letters Griff just too many letters.....:yes:

[Donor]

His plate reads "WHY DIY".... It should read "WHY KYJELLY". Don't you just love Personalised plates, they are far easier to find.


Too many letters Griff just too many letters.....:yes:

YKYJLY

...that could work?

[MGST]

Screw you. I drive in auckland and take that as a personal attack. I wanna see you in the sin bin! :innocent:

Someone just failed the sense-of-humour test BADLY!! Haha ( like Nelson Muntz ).:laugh:

[Winter]

Screw you. I drive in auckland and take that as a personal attack. I wanna see you in the sin bin! :innocent:

But I too drive in auckland.. Wait.. Now *I'M* offended!:whocares:

[skidMark]

ummmmm what say you get 20 bikes or so to go for a wee visit for a friendly chat, tell them to stop being an asshole. easy enuf to find out where they live, vehicle plate check, any post shop, for like 3.50