Fav Billy T sketch - Learning Japanese

[-df-]

You'll all know it...but I just found it on YouTube so thought I'd share. Its my fav one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHhb6xpFals

Love Billy T.

[jetboy]

"whadda you lookin at aye?"

[pete376403]

BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)

these days that would be "racial stereotyping" and frowned upon, if not banned outright.

[SPman]

I liked his take offs of the Beaurepairs ads........Bro repairs.....Mo repairs.....

[Swoop]

The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

[Maha]

BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)


When i read the thread title..that was the first sketch that i thought of.


The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.

[Edbear]

There'll not be another like him!

[MSTRS]

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

[Krayy]

Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRyiidjU1o

here's mine - the Landrover gearbox waste disposal!

[BarBender]

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

And then there was the Manu - the gay reporter and news reader...

[_Gina_]

And here's mine........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzhp3jWnpbs

it's got an oil leak from the diff.......

ROFLMAO

[merv]

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

Yeah Te News and Te Weather and always related to the race course condiitons at Te Rapa.

My other favourite was as above the remodelling his house at Mac Herewini Drive Otara with the eye level oven and the Landrover gearbox for a waste disposer - would chew up pork bones and spit out knives and forks when you put it in reverse.

[_Gina_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cuaGdcvR0I

[BarBender]

Excellent!!!!
Great vids.
Laughing my head off at work.

[-df-]

Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers :yes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RtaGKsdn0&NR=1

That'd be the one.

[Swoop]

Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.
Loved the one...
"What will you accept for all of this land?
Blankets?
Muskets? [etc]"
All suggestions received with a stern, shaking, head from BTJ.

"Well, what will you accept as payment?!"

BTJ turns his mere around to show a VISA sign stuck to the back of it!!!!!!!!
:rofl:

[oldguy]

Love this thread, great vids and stuff, can't stop laughing