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-df-
18th April 2007, 12:40
You'll all know it...but I just found it on YouTube so thought I'd share. Its my fav one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHhb6xpFals

Love Billy T.

jetboy
18th April 2007, 12:55
"whadda you lookin at aye?"

pete376403
18th April 2007, 13:07
BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)

these days that would be "racial stereotyping" and frowned upon, if not banned outright.

SPman
18th April 2007, 13:33
I liked his take offs of the Beaurepairs ads........Bro repairs.....Mo repairs.....

Swoop
18th April 2007, 13:35
The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

Maha
18th April 2007, 13:40
BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)


When i read the thread title..that was the first sketch that i thought of.


The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.

Edbear
18th April 2007, 13:42
There'll not be another like him!

MSTRS
18th April 2007, 14:17
My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

Krayy
18th April 2007, 14:28
Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers :yes:

ManDownUnder
18th April 2007, 14:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRyiidjU1o

here's mine - the Landrover gearbox waste disposal!

BarBender
18th April 2007, 14:30
My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

And then there was the Manu - the gay reporter and news reader...

_Gina_
18th April 2007, 14:31
And here's mine........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzhp3jWnpbs

it's got an oil leak from the diff.......

ROFLMAO

merv
18th April 2007, 14:34
My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

Yeah Te News and Te Weather and always related to the race course condiitons at Te Rapa.

My other favourite was as above the remodelling his house at Mac Herewini Drive Otara with the eye level oven and the Landrover gearbox for a waste disposer - would chew up pork bones and spit out knives and forks when you put it in reverse.

_Gina_
18th April 2007, 14:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cuaGdcvR0I

BarBender
18th April 2007, 14:45
Excellent!!!!
Great vids.
Laughing my head off at work.

-df-
18th April 2007, 16:37
Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers :yes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RtaGKsdn0&NR=1

That'd be the one.

Swoop
18th April 2007, 16:53
Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.
Loved the one...
"What will you accept for all of this land?
Blankets?
Muskets? [etc]"
All suggestions received with a stern, shaking, head from BTJ.

"Well, what will you accept as payment?!"

BTJ turns his mere around to show a VISA sign stuck to the back of it!!!!!!!!
:rofl:

oldguy
18th April 2007, 18:07
Love this thread, great vids and stuff, can't stop laughing