Hilarious text on Made-In-China torch

[Lorax]

Bought a rechargable LED torch, you kinda squeeze it and a dynamo charges the internal battery. Great product.

Classic Asian produced English text on the back though. Word for word:

"PRODUCT CHARACTERISTICS:

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2. No need any power no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift.

3. Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition."

WTF?

[Colapop]

Dammit I want one now... purely "so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition."

I like the brain clever bit...

[Edbear]

Hey! Get fit, get smart and see where you're going, all in one easy to use product! I'll take three!:third:

[Steam]

Squeezing a tool rapidly and repeatedly. Hmmm... yup, I must be smart, I do that often.

[Toaster]

Squeezing a tool rapidly and repeatedly. Hmmm... yup, I must be smart, I do that often.

Now didn't your mumma ever tell ya off for that!!

[Skyryder]

Bought a rechargable LED torch, you kinda squeeze it and a dynamo charges the internal battery. Great product.

Classic Asian produced English text on the back though. Word for word:

"PRODUCT CHARACTERISTICS:

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2. No need any power no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift.

3. Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition."

WTF?


Probably been to some 'private provider' language schools here in New Zealand.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Bought a rechargable LED torch, you kinda squeeze it and a dynamo charges the internal battery. Great product.

Classic Asian produced English text on the back though. Word for word:

"PRODUCT CHARACTERISTICS:

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.


Just the thing for a bashfull lady.:love: ............in the dark.

Skyryder

[Lorax]

Squeezing a tool rapidly and repeatedly. Hmmm... yup, I must be smart, I do that often.

Yuck bro, I sleep across the hall from you.

[Colapop]

And you haven't installed a lock yet?!!??

[Drew]

Now didn't your mumma ever tell ya off for that!!

There's only two types of men in this world mate, wankers and liars. I know I'm well renowned as trust worthy:yes:

[Blind spot]

love the way they pronounce things.
My local fish and chip shop is owned by chinese, i always ask for 2 snapper and chips as he repeats the order back loud in his chinese accent "2 SLAPPER AND CHIP".

[Lorax]

love the way they pronounce things.
My local fish and chip shop is owned by chinese, i always ask for 2 snapper and chips as he repeats the order back loud in his chinese accent "2 SLAPPER AND CHIP".

Heh heh. My fish and chip shop yells out your order once it's ready, so you don't miss it when they're busy. But get this - you're sitting there by yourself with no-one else there at all, and they still yell out:

"ONE-SCOOOP-CHIP, ONE-CULLY-LICE-LOLL!"

"oh that must be me" you say while creeping up gingerly to get your fish and chips from the lovely/crazy/loud chinese lady.

[johnnyflash]

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.
WTF?

Hmmm, does it make you go blind as well..



2. No need any power no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift.
WTF?

Low Health?, (ie bloody dangerous product)

Where do they get the translation specialist I wonder