Other names for master debating

[Panther]

ahem...........

Male Masturbation Euphemisms in Alphabetical Order,
where are the female ones? two dollars for who ever finds them and posts...


http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=2312

[McJim]

There's always "Flickin the bean"

[Trudes]

Playing with your purple veined custard chucker.

[The Lone Rider]

Cave measuring?

[Whynot]

where are the female ones? two dollars for who ever finds them and posts...

http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html
:first:

[Panther]

ooo two dollars....would you like payment in euro's?

[Madness]

"Fiddle the calipers?"

[Whynot]

ooo two dollars....would you like payment in euro's?

hmm, pounds would be more useful. ..... altough with the exchange rate, probably not worth bothering

[YLWDUC]

strokin' the bone
feeding the one eyed monster
playing the fiddle one handed
spanking the monkey
choking the chicken
getting intimate with oneself/the friend of a girlfriend
saying hello to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters
wackin'/jackin' off
doin the five digit shuffle

Better stop there before I draw dirty looks from Kittyhawk

[Steam]

strokin' the bone
feeding the one eyed monster
playing the fiddle one handed
spanking the monkey
choking the chicken
getting intimate with oneself/the friend of a girlfriend
saying hello to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters
wackin'/jackin' off
doin the five digit shuffle

Better stop there before I draw dirty looks from Kittyhawk

I think you missed the original post, but thanks for lots more euphemisms for wanking. How enthusiastic you are!
Sallo wanted terms for female masturbation.

[Panther]

Yes, Steam, do you have anything to add? being experienced and all?

[Curious_AJ]

"tickling julie"

[Steam]

Yes, Steam, do you have anything to add? being experienced and all?

Oi, how did you know I was a wanker?
oh.

Um... I am trying to think of some terms and amazingly I can't think of even one. Is that shameful? I never even knew that I didn't know. It is a hole in my education, and I look forward to the hole being filled.

[Mully]

For the IT Geeks....

Double clicking the mouse.
Dragging and dropping

[R6_kid]

Yes, Steam, do you have anything to add? being experienced and all?

some would call you 'experienced' others would call you... better not go there huh :whocares:

[Steam]

Parting the beef curtains. EEW! That's one my leftie activist female friends used ironically to prove they were "earthy" women in touch with themselves.

[Steam]

some would call you 'experienced' others would call you... better not go there huh :whocares:

I don't care what women call me, as long as they CALL ME.:blip:

[Curious_AJ]

"in touch with themselves" thats just a term they use to say, i like to touch myself ....

[Ixion]

..and I look forward to the hole being filled.

Maurice says he'll be glad to oblige. Just PM the address.

And I would think the best name for female master debating would be "a needless waste"

[Donor]

Playing the spam castanets

[koba]

What an odd way to spend ones time!
Using good masty time for compiling names for wanking..

Im AM using good riding time right now...

[Trudes]

OH!! I didn't read you inital post so well there Sal, Female masti, well, that's got me fucked!
How about, sticking your fingers in the gutted hedgehog?:sick:

[Panther]

Parting the beef curtains. EEW! That's one my leftie activist female friends used ironically to prove they were "earthy" women in touch with themselves.

care to elaborate.....? sounds like there might be a good story here

[SlashWylde]

where are the female ones? two dollars for who ever finds them and posts...

Ahem, here's a couple I'm familiar with.

'Doing the Kit-Kat shuffle'
'Stroking the Salmon Panini'

[SlashWylde]

...here's the rest http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:masturbate

Scroll down for the female ones :done:

[Panther]

Hmm classic, but someone else beat you to the two dollars.
but i doo like your Opeth avatar.
Do you like mine?

[SlashWylde]

Hmm classic, but someone else beat you to the two dollars.
Rats!!


but i doo like your Opeth avatar.
Wicked! an Opeth fan. Did you go to their concert last year?


Do you like mine?
Yes, your Orchid petals are very pretty :msn-wink:

[Whynot]

Rats!!

its ok you can have it, as i explained earlier with the exchange rate its really not worth it :mellow:

[Indiana_Jones]

5 Knuckle shuffle.

-Indy

[Disco Dan]

"tipping the velvet"

..was a great tv series about lesbians :shifty:


So just out of interest... who won the bet on how long it would take for me to post in here?? :blip:

[peasea]

Female masti, well, that's got me fucked!


Oh, that was subtle.

[BuFfY]

5 Knuckle shuffle.

-Indy

Um.. that is for guys Indy! Not for girls!

[Storm]

depends how flexible you are I've heard Buffy

[Macktheknife]

No-one has "shaking hands with the unemployed" I'm surprised.... or the South Mouth Shuffle

[BuFfY]

depends how flexible you are I've heard Buffy

Now that is private!!

[mstriumph]

gals need to MASTERBATE??



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