Carver competition. Pick-up line?

[Skyryder]

With an image like this the man needs a decent pick up line.

Skyryder

[skidMark]

what like....

hey gorgeous, if your not doing anything, my other leg is available for humping.

[Mr. Peanut]

Rangi had never stolen a white boy before.

[kiwifruit]

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

[Waylander]

Just as well he's neither one of those two.

[Big Dan]

my fav pick up line would be "How you doing" yes i know its Joey off friends

[skidMark]

guy: was your father a thief

girl: no!

guy: because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

LOL

[Big Dan]

Guy:Did it hurt?

Gal: What?

Guy: When you fell from heaven


oldie but goodie

[Meekey_Mouse]

Honestly, guys should just give up on pick up lines!!! :p :dodge:

[MyGSXF]

Guy:Did it hurt?

Gal: What?

Guy: When you fell from heaven


wait one while I go PUKE!!!!!!!!! :sick:

[Big Dan]

wait one while I go PUKE!!!!!!!!! :sick:

its not like i ever used this

[MyGSXF]

its not like i ever used this

just as well.. or you may WEAR it!!! :puke:

[Big Dan]

just as well.. or you may WEAR it!!! :puke:

would never subject females with such dribble

[MyGSXF]

the man needs a decent pick up line.

Come to mama????? :shit:

[MyGSXF]

would never subject females with such dribble

bout all some guys are good at ain't it... :shifty: dribblin shit... :gob:

[The Pastor]

you've been a naughty white boy havn't you? you need to punished!

or

Where is it?/ What the hell is that?

[alexthekidd]

Hey There, Inheriting 50 million dollars just doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart does it?

[skidMark]

Hey There, Inheriting 50 million dollars just doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart does it?



hahaha nice

[NighthawkNZ]

A good one for over sea travel...

You: got any kiwi in you?
Chick: No
You: Want some?

:lol:

[Mole_C]

If you were milk... you'd be Primo!

[Biff]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried, scrambled or fertilised?

[alexthekidd]

i officially win this thread, bow down to me

[BarBender]

"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

:tugger: Eh fark off Georgio

[NotaGoth]

Guy: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"

Girl: "Umm, no. Why?"

Guy: "How bout a root?"

Girl: *evil glare*

[NotaGoth]

"Maybe we should have grabbed the tweezers"

[skidMark]

sounds like personal experiance there kittie?

[NotaGoth]

sounds like personal experiance there kittie?


With what?

[klingon]

Guy:Did it hurt?

Gal: What?

Guy: When you fell from heaven


oldie but goodie

OMG someone ACTUALLY tried that line on me once. And he ACTUALLY seemed to think he was being smooth and sophisticated by using it. And then I was stuck on a crowded train beside him for the next 18 hours. Good grief. Thanks for the memories Big Dan :sick:

[NighthawkNZ]

OMG someone ACTUALLY tried that line on me once. And he ACTUALLY seemed to think he was being smooth and sophisticated by using it. And then I was stuck on a crowded train beside him for the next 18 hours. Good grief. Thanks for the memories Big Dan :sick:

:lol: ok thats worth a bling :yes:

[skidMark]

Guy: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"

Girl: "Umm, no. Why?"

Guy: "How bout a root?"

Girl: *evil glare*


With what?

somebody use that on ya?

[Indiana_Jones]

That top is very becomming of you, but if I was on top of you, i'd be comming too.

-Indy

[carver]

With an image like this the man needs a decent pick up line.

Skyryder

i just cant get any girls man!

[Disco Dan]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Straight to the point. :gob:

[HDTboy]

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

[BuFfY]

If you were milk... you'd be Primo!

How about...
If you were a McDonalds burger you would be a McLay

(my last name is McLeay)

[Disco Dan]

How about...
If you were a McDonalds burger you would be a McLay

(my last name is McLeay)

McJim and fries with that?

[more_fasterer]

"Fuck it, you'll do"

[Krusti]

The one that gets the best results......


How much?

[NotaGoth]

somebody use that on ya?

Never.. They just get upset when they ask for my number and I write haha dickhead down on a piece of paper for them though.. :dodge:

[CM2005]

i hope this won't cost much, mum's cut my allowance. i dont need pickup lines. do they even work anyway?

[Skyryder]

I once picked up a chick with the line

"I'm the best fuck you'll never have." Sometimes a little reverse phsycology works.

Skyryder

[ZeroIndex]

I once picked up a chick with the line

"I'm the best fuck you'll never have." Sometimes a little reverse phsycology works.

Skyryder

I gather you've seen that movie Interstate 60? If you haven't, you should look out for it... it's got that line... it's a classic build-up to it though :D

[Disco Dan]

"Dont go out into the rain... your gunna melt, sugar..." Hermans Hermits ;)

Now thats classy ;) hahahaha

[DMNTD]

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[Skyryder]

I gather you've seen that movie Interstate 60? If you haven't, you should look out for it... it's got that line... it's a classic build-up to it though :D

No I have't. But there was some 'sparring' between us before I came out with that one.

Skyryder