codgyoleracer
21st May 2007, 12:47
Man of the House.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You CAN be the man of your house'
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will Have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow , guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fcuken funeral director would be my first guess.":yes:
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You CAN be the man of your house'
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will Have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow , guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fcuken funeral director would be my first guess.":yes: