Kiwifire72
10th June 2007, 20:34
When you read this do so with either a Plum or a silver spoon in your mouth
There was 2 Pommy lords always fighting over which one of them had the best gun dog.
So one day they decided to go out hunting with their wives .
so they work out between them a time and place.
so the next morning both lords got up bright and early with there wives and headed off out into the fields and meadows with there wives shooting hare's Pheasants and whatever those Pommy gits shoot.
well anyway the day was hot and sunny as normal in the lovely british country side as all us Kiwi's know ( yeah Right)
any one lord number 1's wife started complaining she was cold
after about 10 min she piped up and said " I know why I am Cold I forgot to put my knickers on this morning"
well lord number 2 who I might say was a bit of a talker in his own right said to her " you let my dog sniff you and he will head back to your manor and fetch your knickers"
she scream with displeasure " Like Bloody hell " she said
As I said he was a talker and it took him about 10 min to get her to conceed
this she did
the dog ran up stuck his head under her dress and sniffed she giggled so we can assume he licked too.
then ran off
Lord #2 said " you watch 10 min he will be back
so they carried on walking and shooting
anyway to cut a short story long
Sure Enough 10 min later the dog came running back with the Butlers Fingers in his mouth
There was 2 Pommy lords always fighting over which one of them had the best gun dog.
So one day they decided to go out hunting with their wives .
so they work out between them a time and place.
so the next morning both lords got up bright and early with there wives and headed off out into the fields and meadows with there wives shooting hare's Pheasants and whatever those Pommy gits shoot.
well anyway the day was hot and sunny as normal in the lovely british country side as all us Kiwi's know ( yeah Right)
any one lord number 1's wife started complaining she was cold
after about 10 min she piped up and said " I know why I am Cold I forgot to put my knickers on this morning"
well lord number 2 who I might say was a bit of a talker in his own right said to her " you let my dog sniff you and he will head back to your manor and fetch your knickers"
she scream with displeasure " Like Bloody hell " she said
As I said he was a talker and it took him about 10 min to get her to conceed
this she did
the dog ran up stuck his head under her dress and sniffed she giggled so we can assume he licked too.
then ran off
Lord #2 said " you watch 10 min he will be back
so they carried on walking and shooting
anyway to cut a short story long
Sure Enough 10 min later the dog came running back with the Butlers Fingers in his mouth