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dasser
15th June 2007, 13:18
The Ten Commandments

1. The one true vehicle is the motorcycle , and thou shalt not put no other vehicles before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles they sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Riding.

4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy bike, drink beer, and have some FUN.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bike, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his cute old lady.

6. From the throne of thy two wheeled contrivance, thou shalt hail all thy biker brethren no matter what they are seated upon - let those who ride decide.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother biker who is in mechanical distress.

8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of motorcycle heaven.

9. When riding thy sled on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy bike in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy motorcycle with thy biker brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.


To All have a great weekend....dasser

MSTRS
15th June 2007, 13:27
*goes all misty-eyed* Thanks mate, you too. *sniff*

Grahameeboy
15th June 2007, 13:46
:innocent:

MSTRS
15th June 2007, 13:48
Yea yea...just cos you can do it in Aramaic....:dodge:

Grahameeboy
15th June 2007, 13:51
Yea yea...just cos you can do it in Aramaic....:dodge:

Ciamara to you too..............

MSTRS
15th June 2007, 13:52
'salright. I've got antibiotics for that....

Grahameeboy
15th June 2007, 14:03
'salright. I've got antibiotics for that....

This may help you:gob:

Pwalo
15th June 2007, 14:10
The Ten Commandments

1. The one true vehicle is the motorcycle , and thou shalt not put no other vehicles before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles they sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Riding.

4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy bike, drink beer, and have some FUN.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bike, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his cute old lady.

6. From the throne of thy two wheeled contrivance, thou shalt hail all thy biker brethren no matter what they are seated upon - let those who ride decide.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother biker who is in mechanical distress.

8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of motorcycle heaven.

9. When riding thy sled on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy bike in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy motorcycle with thy biker brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.


To All have a great weekend....dasser

I think you just need to get out and have a little ride, or clean your bike. Certainly not be reading doggeral (damn where's my spell check) like this.

Patrick
15th June 2007, 16:44
This may help you:gob:

Not if that hanged man is like the one in the Busa Petes "Who would do this?" post

BigG
15th June 2007, 17:05
Mixing Tarat cards with ten commandments I would be very carefull of this all maybe light hearted but getting close to Blasfermy. I can't spell either but you can understand what I meen:rockon:

yod
15th June 2007, 17:09
spelling's over-rated

woohoo....blaspheming atheists of the world unite :rockon:

banditrider
15th June 2007, 21:14
Rules for every biker to live by!

Toaster
15th June 2007, 21:31
blaspheming atheists???? now ain't that an oxymoron.

Storm
15th June 2007, 22:20
Well put that man :D Thanks for clarifying them all

Cibby
16th June 2007, 03:47
that was wicked.. so true so true :)

Colapop
16th June 2007, 08:39
That's pretty true - very nice.


Hi Cibby and Postie!! Got kids yet??