Surprises that come in boxes

[dasser]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. :yes:

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy. :yes:

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. :shit:

"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop
and asked," Champagne?

"No," said the little boy ... "It's a puppy!" :gob:

[cowboy]

Im gona send that to my teacher friend
:laugh: :rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

[Beemer]

Oo er! She must be used to drinking "Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush"!