dasser
26th June 2007, 12:09
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old lady, and a beautiful woman.:love:
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. :shit:
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red
hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Australian guy must have groped the beautiful
woman :love: in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The beautiful woman :love: thinks: That Australian guy must have tried to grope
me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.
The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the beautiful
woman :love: in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack
the Australian again. :yes:
( This is an old joke, did a search, 2 posts 11 pages each. sorry if its a repost .but its worth it because an kiwi is smacking an Aussie :dodge: ...dasser )
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old lady, and a beautiful woman.:love:
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. :shit:
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red
hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Australian guy must have groped the beautiful
woman :love: in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The beautiful woman :love: thinks: That Australian guy must have tried to grope
me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.
The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the beautiful
woman :love: in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack
the Australian again. :yes:
( This is an old joke, did a search, 2 posts 11 pages each. sorry if its a repost .but its worth it because an kiwi is smacking an Aussie :dodge: ...dasser )