FOR SALE: Aprilia Mille

[flame]

Bike still hasn't had anyone look at it yet!! WAAAAAAAITTTTTINGGGGGGG:innocent:

And thats my lowest price!

No offers or swaps please, I cant sell her for less, and I need the room. Does anybody want to luv her??:yes:

Has some minor cosmetic damage right fairing.

See KB Bike trader for dets.

[Colapop]

You know I do!! But I'd have to have money to pay for her.... :(

Know of any rich old women that want driver/gardener/pool cleaner??

[u4ea]

You know I do!! But I'd have to have money to pay for her.... :(

Know of any rich old women that want driver/gardener/pool cleaner??

haha are you now known as Colapimp????........:dodge:

Flame I would love to buy your bike but I doubt I can ride her as well as you..:weep:

[Colapop]

You offering to buy this bike for me?? Tell me what you want in return...

[u4ea]

You offering to buy this bike for me?? Tell me what you want in return...

nope !Im a broken arse biker at the moment too.......but you can still do my chores if I turn the hose on long enough I might have a pool :shutup:

[flame]

Flame I would love to buy your bike but I doubt I can ride her as well as you..:weep:

Off course ya could....you'd be hoisting up the front wheel within 5 mins :yes:

[flame]

You know I do!! But I'd have to have money to pay for her.... :(

Know of any rich old women that want driver/gardener/pool cleaner??

hmmmm.....ya better charge a bit more for them hugs methinks :msn-wink:

[cowpoos]

man this is cheap!!! I can't believe its not solf at this price!!

[Sensei]

A fair price for a Mille of that year & condition . Great bikes even the early standard models are just plain FUN . Will buy a early R model for a race bike when funds allow it .

[Timber020]

If you want to sell it you have to SELL it. Tell people what pipes its got, how well it goes, how well it stops, if it has rego and wof as the pics look like it might not. etc etc. Looks like a good bike, but being a euro most riders wont be as familiar with it as they would a jappa. I would be interested if I hadnt brought the wife a bike last month!

[flame]

If you want to sell it you have to SELL it. Tell people what pipes its got, how well it goes, how well it stops, if it has rego and wof as the pics look like it might not. etc etc. Looks like a good bike, but being a euro most riders wont be as familiar with it as they would a jappa. I would be interested if I hadnt brought the wife a bike last month!

Bikes dets are on the KB bike trader listings :)

[flame]

OK.......bike is now back in complete road trim, sitting in the garage. Looking purdy. I may even put another coat of polish on it for free.....FREE I say!! ......for a new owner. However......I wont be doing it in a Bikini......nor a mini skirt. :nono: That would cost extra!!!!!!!

[limbimtimwim]

The tardme link is broken dear.

[flame]

The tardme link is broken dear.


yea....amended. Taken of reTARD me. Got sick of silly questions and offers of gay cars and boats and small retarded men.

[limbimtimwim]

I woulda swaped my GSXR for a small retarded man. Healthy human organs can be sold for quite a few $$s on the black market.

[Drew]

This thing is a hell of a lot of bike for the money, I have only ever given it a push once, and found it to handle surprisingly well. I have always been a diehard Jap bike advocate, but quickly retracted previous statements after a hoon.

Easy to wheelie, stops great, (now that I gave it one of my spare disks that is), pulls smoothly.

Fuck it, why dont I have the money!!!

[Madness]

This thing is a hell of a lot of bike for the money, I have only ever given it a push once, and found it to handle surprisingly well. I have always been a diehard Jap bike advocate, but quickly retracted previous statements after a hoon.

Easy to wheelie, stops great, (now that I gave it one of my spare disks that is), pulls smoothly.

Fuck it, why dont I have the money!!!

Talk to Ken at the Summit Café about "park & sell" up there. He's a good bastard and it might be worth a try one weekend?

[flame]

Righto you lot, it's a sad day, but given the space restrictions I'll soon have, this beloved Italian needs to go.


I'm reducing my asking price, anything over $8,500 will find a new bum on the seat.


Come have a look, I'll make you a coffee, (or get Drew to do it anyway).

[limbimtimwim]

That's a silly price. Sillier than a sock full of UFO fanatics.

[Coyote]

Ahh fuck

Who's keen to buy a kidney?

[Crasherfromwayback]

. I may even put another coat of polish on it for free.....FREE I say!! ......for a new owner. However......I wont be doing it in a Bikini......nor a mini skirt. :nono: That would cost extra!!!!!!!

How much 'extra'?:innocent:

[flame]

How much 'extra'?:innocent:

well......all depends on the offer i get for the bike see LOL. But Im thinking THOUSANDS( good polish is expensive these days!) wanna buy a Prilla????

Hey welcome back matie! how was the trip??

[Crasherfromwayback]

well......all depends on the offer i get for the bike see LOL. But Im thinking THOUSANDS( good polish is expensive these days!) well, unless its you of course! wanna buy a Prilla????

Hey welcome back matie! how was the trip??

lol...no, but the polish sounds interesting!

The trip was fantastic thanks, but like it goes, it's also nice to be home.

PM me your email address if you like, I've got quite a few clips fom Laguna you may well like. The site keeps telling me they're invalid files, so I can't load them up here.:Punk:

[Drew]

How much 'extra'?:innocent:More than you got ya dirty old bastard!!!

I would like a super charged Jag tho, I'm sure you and I can do a deal for some photos:shit:

[Crasherfromwayback]

More than you got ya dirty old bastard!!!

I would like a super charged Jag tho, I'm sure you and I can do a deal for some photos:shit:

Good deal. I'll swap you some pictures of my Jag for some of yours of the 'waxing'!:Punk:

[Drew]

Good deal. I'll swap you some pictures of my Jag for some of yours of the 'waxing'!:Punk:

Tuche, I should have chosen my words more carefully, would it help if I said it this way, "you give me your CAR, and I'll take some candid shots of a woman waxing a bike in a bikini."

I would get them of V, but she's read the thread, and has vowed never to polish a bike in a bikini again.

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!!

[flame]

I would get them of V, but she's read the thread, and has vowed never to polish a bike in a bikini again.

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!!

Oi!! that aint selling my bike! get back in the kitchen the pair of ya's!

anyhoo......bikini's are for pansies, real chicks wear leather:shutup:

[Drew]

anyhoo......bikini's are for pansies, real chicks wear leather:shutup:


:sunny:AND HOW:yes::yes::yes:

[mattathm]

Bahaahahaa you guys crack me up

[flame]

Hey! how are ya M? you taking the monster out today?

[BADGRL]

Hey chicky, hit me with a txt 021-463-074. Definately keen to have a look at your RSV.
Cheers -Emma

[Drew]

Bumpity bump. What the hell is wrong here people, the thing is now dirt fuckin cheap! Summer is coming, and riding time will be plentifull.


I've been procrastinating on this a bit, but I will repair the fairings for my lovely lady, to help speed things up, only need to be sanded, but I'm a lazy shit.

[riffer]

Don't blame me. It's the Lotteries Commision's fault. I'd buy it tomorrow if I had the pingas...

[ipod1098]

How much does a crashed and thrashed mille go for these days??
I,m off to get a lotto ticket also...

[flame]

How much does a crashed and thrashed mille go for these days??
I,m off to get a lotto ticket also...

It aint been thrashed,my duc's worked a hell of a lot harded on their south island touring epic's than ive ever subjected this bike too. It's done approx 150kms of clubmans racing and a couple of track days. All the rest on the clock has been road/touring kms. And if you call a lowside a 'crash' then fair call, but it didn't hit/bend or even break anything. Just scuffed up the right hand fairing. Apart from that spill, the bike has no evidence anywhere of ever being dropped.

This Mille goes as good if not better than any other Ive ridden. Its got LOADS of low down punch and a good strong top end. (seem to recall passing a couple of sexy 1098's on the takas recently on it :innocent:) It's been well serviced and maintained. I wouldn't be selling it if I didn't have two of them, and a sponsored bike on the way.

Anyhoo......there's now THREE more bikes having to be crammed into our garage......so for $8500 ride her away :yes:

[Drew]

Fuck yas then, I'll buy it! You've only got yourselves to blame for missing out.

[ipod1098]

congrats on the new bike hope you enjoy it.