10 letter word....

[canarlee]

teacher asks class for a ten letter word,

jonny said masturbate!


oh said the teacher thats a mouthfull,


no said jonny your thinking of blowjob and thats only seven letters

[ZeroIndex]

teacher asks class for a ten letter word,

jonny said masturbate!


oh said the teacher thats a mouthfull,


no said jonny your thinking of blowjob and thats only seven letters
I love Jonny... he always makes me laugh...

[canarlee]

you like jonny? heres another for ya....


jonny: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
jonny: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
jonny: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, jonny returns.
jonny: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
jonny: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
jonny: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day jonny returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
jonny: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
jonny: I would like to buy some toilet paper

[Grub]

Teacher: Now class, who was the first to fly the Atlantic Ocean?
Johnny: Ooh ooh Miss ... it was a Maori!
Teacher: No Johnny, good try but it wasn't a Maori. Yes Jennifer?
Jennifer: It was Alcock and Brown Miss.
Johnny: Told you it was a Maori! {pout}

[BuFfY]

Teacher: Now class, who was the first to fly the Atlantic Ocean?
Johnny: Ooh ooh Miss ... it was a Maori!
Teacher: No Johnny, good try but it wasn't a Maori. Yes Jennifer?
Jennifer: It was Alcock and Brown Miss.
Johnny: Told you it was a Maori! {pout}

Ha! We are starting flight next term.. hope the kids aren't like that! lol