BJ's goes down once and for all

[Babelfish]

It seems every time I meet someone from KB out there in realville the conversations goes something like:

me:"hi, I'm tempBJ"
kber:"who?"
me:"tempBJ"
kber:"sorry, what did you say"
me:"temp-BJ, t e m p b j"
kber:"na I didnt get what you said mate, whats your tag again??"
me:mumbling*fuck* "my tag is DMNTD, do you want a bum?"

So, after many iterations of the above intro hell, I've decided to go for something a little easier to say....so Babelfish it is. It used to be a DJ name of mine some time ago here and in the UK, but is more concisely described thus:

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language."

Mods, if you read this, you can ditch TempBJ, he's dead to me, it just wasnt going to work...its me, its not him....but we must part....you hang up....no, you hang up....no you hang up............no you hang up......................................are you still there?........................hello?.............. *clik*

[Deviant Esq]

Just get a mod to change your KB name from Temp BJ to something else. Heck, I started out life on KB as a different name, and many others here have. You can keep all your settings, options, bling, etc etc, only your name will change. You can always change your custom user title to "formerly TempBJ" or something... "Not going down any more..." perhaps? :bleh:

[Babelfish]

mmmmaaaaa, sounds like to much fiddlin with Mods to me, this way I coud just kick things off again....I dont give an oversized rodents chocolate starfish about all the bling n shizzle....but if a Mod'd prefer to just rename tempbj then who am I to argue :drool:

[Drum]

What did you say your tag was again?

[bugjuice]

so i'm the only bj again?

[Babelfish]

The world does need more BJ's but some may find that hard to swallow :shifty:

[Grahameeboy]

Nemo, Shark Tale......Babelfish.............makings for a new movie me thinks:yes:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well I prefered temptBJ i can remember that more than the new one.

[Holy Roller]

What was the question again?:first:

[riffer]

Oh thank God for that.

I thought for a second you'd binned again and this was your death notice. :mellow:

Welcome to the forums Babelfish. :yes:

[Babelfish]

Well I prefered temptBJ i can remember that more than the new one.

Sure....I'll keep a difficilt tag just to aid your ageing memory! And anyway, wasnt it your missus that thought I was a chick? :mellow:

Then again, Babelfish is equaly androgenous. Perhaps I should have called myself BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBalls :Punk:

I will work towards being equally memorable under my new guise.

[Grahameeboy]

I will work towards being equally memorable under my new guise.

You were you before?

[Babelfish]

You were you before?

To ones that mattered :mellow: mother fucker

[Babelfish]

Oh thank God for that.

I thought for a second you'd binned again and this was your death notice. :mellow:

Welcome to the forums Babelfish. :yes:

Shit, I'd hope my demise hasa better title than that...like "somehow BJ went fast enough to kill himslf"....or "Slightly used GSR600 and mildly torn leathers for sale in easy to carry egg carton"

[Maha]

Perhaps I should have called myself BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBalls :Punk:



Or....BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBallssBJ ??....:yes:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Sure....I'll keep a difficilt tag just to aid your ageing memory! And anyway, wasnt it your missus that thought I was a chick? :mellow:

Then again, Babelfish is equaly androgenous. Perhaps I should have called myself BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBalls :Punk:

I will work towards being equally memorable under my new guise.

this is the missus and you know what the other of BJ was dont you.

[Grahameeboy]

Or....BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBallssBJ ??....:yes:

I've been telling you not to watch 'Love to Sing..ALPHABET'

[Scouse]

Why did'nt you change it to somthing like cunnylngus

[Maha]

this is the missus and you know what the other of BJ was dont you.

Bon Jovi???.....:innocent:

[Babelfish]

this is the missus and you know what the other of BJ was dont you.

No, what is it? :innocent: <img src="http://www.netzwelt.de/images/articles/blowjob1_1114182924.jpg">

Is it me or has that white guy got a black cock?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

No, what is it? :innocent: <img src="http://www.netzwelt.de/images/articles/blowjob1_1114182924.jpg">

Is it me or has that white guy got a black cock?

I dont know but she is a dirty bitch she is dribbling.

[scumdog]

Obviously got a bit of a head movent thing going - notice the earing flinging back.

And the guy is penicly-challenged if a skinny black stick like that can hide his schlong....

[Babelfish]

Obviously got a bit of a head movent thing going - notice the earing flinging back.

And the guy is penicly-challenged if a skinny black stick like that can hide his schlong....

Thankyou detective Dog....actually, you don't moonlight as a bounty hunter do you?

Well, to add to the evidence, the owner of the cock cant say its early growth phase considering the dna spilt on her chin....perhaps he could plead post gravy flacidity? Or (and this would be my apprach) he couldnt give a shit considering he's just banged a load down her neck? :drool:

[more_fasterer]

You do realise you're supposed to do your introduction in the "New Member Speak" area? That's gotta be an infraction right there! :dodge:

[vifferman]

Just get a mod to change your KB name from Temp BJ to something else. Heck, I started out life on KB as a different name, and many others here have. You can keep all your settings, options, bling, etc etc, only your name will change. You can always change your custom user title to "formerly TempBJ" or something... "Not going down any more..." perhaps? :bleh:
Yeah, what he said.

I started off as Firestormer, till I sold my FahrtSturm.
Joni and SpankMe cured me of my multiple personality disorder, but in the process they killed GoatFood, FArQ2 and some other guys I don't remember.:shit:

[Babelfish]

You do realise you're supposed to do your introduction in the "New Member Speak" area? That's gotta be an infraction right there! :dodge:

Get fucked :first:


Yeah, what he said.

I started off as Firestormer, till I sold my FahrtSturm.
Joni and SpankMe cured me of my multiple personality disorder, but in the process they killed GoatFood, FArQ2 and some other guys I don't remember.:shit:

Ok, Ok, will get hold of Joni :dodge:

[Babelfish]

Due to the prowess of Joni the mod god, I'm now merged....we have become one....no we haven't....yes we have you fucker.....hey, language man.....what? get fucked.....damn, I hate being stuck in here with TempBJ :drool: