What would you come back as? [Archive]

Colapop

16th July 2007, 21:43

So what would it be? I don't know whether I believe in reincarnation or what... but if you could...

What would you come back as? And why?

I'd come back as.... a Manta ray... it'd be cool just to cruise around... like flying but no falling.... just cruising....

Big Dave

16th July 2007, 21:44

..........me.

judecatmad

16th July 2007, 21:46

A wolf...there's just something about them :)

Or one of my cats - easy life!!!!!

kiwifruit

16th July 2007, 21:51

Big Dave.

Big Dave

16th July 2007, 21:52

Big Dave.

Hey - job's already taken....might have an opening in the ego support dept. How are you at 3rd person?

Mental Trousers

16th July 2007, 21:53

A pair of size 8 frilly knickers.

Drew

16th July 2007, 21:53

Human again, gotta be a boy again, the attraction of sitting at home playin with my boobs as a girl, would soon wear off, and I couldn't be arsed with the monthly hassles.

Drew

16th July 2007, 21:55

A pair of size 8 frilly knickers.

And what happens, when you get worn by an anorexic, with serious incontenance issues? mmmmmmmm.....laxitive diet sounds good.

Indiana_Jones

16th July 2007, 21:57

I'd come back as the T1000

-Indy

gijoe1313

16th July 2007, 21:59

I'd come back as a more sensible and down to earth version of myself...

Screw that! Same again please - just with more dosh so I can get more bikes quicker! :whistle:

LardEmbargo

16th July 2007, 21:59

What would you come back as?

Not me, but I worked with this girl who was really into plants / botany etc and she always used to say she'd come back as a plant.

After a bad day she'd say it would be poison ivy, until I pointed out all that would happen is some stupid American out in the bush would come and use her leaves to wipe their arse with, seems to happen all the time :+

Drew

16th July 2007, 22:00

I'd come back as the T1000

-Indy

Spoken like a true geek, got three computers in the same room do ya.

Just to be clear, I only know what the t1000 is, due to a freaky memory for detail in movies and songs.

Big Dave

16th July 2007, 22:06

Co-pilot says 'me' too.

Mental Trousers

16th July 2007, 22:06

And what happens, when you get worn by an anorexic, with serious incontenance issues? mmmmmmmm.....laxitive diet sounds good.
Hey, stop spoiling my dream man. Besides, I think you've spent far too much time thinking about being a girl from what you posted up above!!

Big Dave

16th July 2007, 22:08

Unfortunately Indy wants to be the T1000 for the personality upgrade.

Sniper

16th July 2007, 22:12

Hopefully I dont come back as anything. What I have done in this life means I'll come back as a slug or something next time

Skyryder

16th July 2007, 22:14

Alexander the Great. This time round I'd be tee total and live longer.

I think coming back as a woman would be interesting. Cleopatra. I'd choose my men a bit better. That Marc Antony was a loser.

Skyryder

Curious_AJ

16th July 2007, 22:18

I'd come back as a house cat!! awesome life that they have!

meow!! *washes face*

Joni

16th July 2007, 22:21

Honestly.... as me, so I could change the fateful week my father died :(

oldrider

16th July 2007, 22:28

McJim

16th July 2007, 22:35

m'gonna live for ever. Won't get reincarnated.

My name is Connor McLeod of the clan McLeod. I was born on the shores of Loch Shiel in 1452....and I, am immortal......can't understand why I have a french accent though :rofl: seen a Spanish Egyptian with an Edinburgh accent anywhere?

Curious_AJ

16th July 2007, 22:41

lolz... nice one....

living forever would get boring though

Hitcher

16th July 2007, 22:41

I'd come back as me. Not so that I'd make any changes, just so I knew what was going to happen next...

0arbreaka

16th July 2007, 22:42

I would come back as a super smart mega monkey...:Punk:

Grub

16th July 2007, 22:50

Jonathan Livingston Seagull ... I wouldn't have to pay for my aerobatic or instrument training

Indiana_Jones

16th July 2007, 23:04

I'd come back as Ron Stoppable

-Indy

Skyryder

16th July 2007, 23:04

I want to come back as "Helen Clark"

I have always thought insatiable sex might be nice and she must get tonnes of it!

After all, how many guys (and gals) have you heard say, FUCK that BITCH ! :yes:

Well, that would do me for my next world experience! :spanking: :buggerd:

I just knew you'd 'return' to the fold. :yes: So it's in the next life but as the say it's better late than never. :dodge::rockon::shit:

Skyryder

SARGE

16th July 2007, 23:58

im on my last trip ..

SlashWylde

17th July 2007, 00:07

Le Loup Gris

Sanx

17th July 2007, 00:25

For an easy life, one of my cats. Probably the ginger one, come to think of it.

For a fun life ... a peregrine falcon. Could do 220mph whenever I felt like it, and I'd get to kill pigeons.

ZeroIndex

17th July 2007, 00:26

a really rich version of me, but I get into motorcycles earlier, and because I'm rich, I buy a big area of ground, and lay a huge motorcycle only carpark so I could stunt my heart out, and the police aren't invited...

Trudes

17th July 2007, 07:10

An Eagle or a cactus.

Colapop

17th July 2007, 07:54

It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you're surrounded by Turkeys....

janno

17th July 2007, 08:13

I'd come back as one of my dogs.

Whoopie!! It's time to get up!

Whoopie! It's breakfast!!

Whoopie!! It's walk time!!

Snoooze.

Whoopie!! Car time!

Whoopie!! It's time to go to the beach and roll on dead manta rays!!

Whoopie!! Car time!

Whoopie!! Time to eat!!

Snooze. Snooze.

Whoopie!! It's time to get up . . .

007XX

17th July 2007, 08:55

It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you're surrounded by Turkeys....

Hey Cola, careful!!...Janno's dogs are after you...:laugh:

I'd want to come back as a dolphin...smarter than the average animal, swimming / playing in the water all day, very graceful and svelte and the only other animal on Earth who actually has sex for the sheer pleasure of it....*SIGH*:woohoo:

Oh, and yes, also able to kick shark's butts...

KATWYN

17th July 2007, 09:35

If I believed in it I would come back as me again. Only I would do it better second time around (without the stress). First time around was only a rehearsal

Sanx

17th July 2007, 12:14

I'd want to come back as a dolphin...smarter than the average animal, swimming / playing in the water all day, very graceful and svelte and the only other animal on Earth who actually has sex for the sheer pleasure of it....

There's an ape that does it as well. Can't remember which one though. Useful post this, huh?

Paul in NZ

17th July 2007, 12:35

A pair of size 8 frilly knickers.

Only to get purchased by Michael Jackson? No thanks

I'd come back as a Killer Whale. All the plusses of a Dolphin but you can be a really bad bugger and eat all kinds shit and people still want to free you.... Bit like being ned kelly - a popular criminal...

Hitcher

17th July 2007, 12:45

I thought that "Free Willy" was a documentary about the benefits of going commando?

Brett

17th July 2007, 12:47

I would want to come back as my GSXR. Or a Lion. Or a female...so I had my own boobs.:dodge:

SlashWylde

17th July 2007, 12:50

I'd come back as a Killer Whale. All the plusses of a Dolphin but you can be a really bad bugger and eat all kinds shit and people still want to free you.... Bit like being ned kelly - a popular criminal...

And you get to catch and play tennis with young seals, batting them to your mates with your tail fluke.

Paul in NZ

17th July 2007, 12:56

I thought that "Free Willy" was a documentary about the benefits of going commando?

FREE Willy - bugger - I thought they had 2 extras.....

Toaster

17th July 2007, 13:02

Honestly.... as me, so I could change the fateful week my father died :(

Sounds like there is a story to be told there my friend........

Toaster

17th July 2007, 13:04

Geez Hitcher you crack me up mate. I am crying tears of laughter!

I think I will upgrade and come back as a four slice Toaster.

tri boy

17th July 2007, 13:04

Jonathan Livingston Seagull ... I wouldn't have to pay for my aerobatic or instrument training..... and fly around all day kacking on shiny new cages.:shutup:
Oh if only it was possible.

Marmoot

17th July 2007, 13:12

Brian Austin Green. He gets to shag Megan Fox from Transformers

007XX

17th July 2007, 13:28

There's an ape that does it as well. Can't remember which one though. Useful post this, huh?

:laugh:I don't recall making a demand for an uninformed opinion!:dodge:

But yeah...nice post!:yes::shutup:

merv

17th July 2007, 13:29

Col I thought you'd come back as someone else the other day when that dude was doing the hugs in Civic Square. Are you going to attempt to beat the record?

What happened to your attempt of other sorts at Te Papa?

Toaster

17th July 2007, 13:33

can't understand why I have a french accent though :rofl: seen a Spanish Egyptian with an Edinburgh accent anywhere?

What a time to run outta green bling..... good movie that. Weirdest accent. Strangest way of getting laid - getting the girl to stab you first.

avgas

17th July 2007, 13:46

a pirate, cos a pirate is free

007XX

17th July 2007, 13:51

What a time to run outta green bling..... good movie that. Weirdest accent. Strangest way of getting laid - getting the girl to stab you first.

Knives? I like knives...:devil2::love:

Toaster

17th July 2007, 13:53

Knives? I like knives...:devil2::love:

Why do I find that strangely exciting?

007XX

17th July 2007, 13:54

Why do I find that strangely exciting?

Cos you'd have no idea what to expect...

Colapop

17th July 2007, 14:07

Hey Cola, careful!!...Janno's dogs are after you...:laugh:

I'd want to come back as a dolphin...smarter than the average animal, swimming / playing in the water all day, very graceful and svelte and the only other animal on Earth who actually has sex for the sheer pleasure of it....*SIGH*:woohoo:

Oh, and yes, also able to kick shark's butts...
How long can her dogs hold their breath?

I have no desire to be a dolphin. I have all of those attributes you describe already.

007XX

17th July 2007, 14:11

How long can her dogs hold their breath?

I have no desire to be a dolphin. I have all of those attributes you describe already.

You lucky bugger!!!:laugh:

Colapop

17th July 2007, 14:23

There's no such thing as luck... only opportunities you create to take advantage of.

Anyway dolphins only end up in tuna cans!

KATWYN

17th July 2007, 14:30

There's no such thing as luck... only opportunities you create to take advantage of.

Anyway dolphins only end up in tuna cans!

Thats awful :gob:

After eating copious amounts of tuna for 2-3 years (:sick:) now I feel guilty.......

ManDownUnder

17th July 2007, 14:34

There's no such thing as luck... only opportunities you create to take advantage of.

Anyway dolphins only end up in tuna cans!

I knew a guy the women called "Tuna can" (a very popular boy too)... not so long but plenty thick apparently...

... no idea what they were talking about of course...

Colapop

17th July 2007, 14:34

I didn't - I always hated Flipper! Smarmy, bloody, always right, fish!! (Yes Hitcher I know it's a mammal - it was an insult!)

ManDownUnder

17th July 2007, 14:35

Thats awful :gob:

After eating copious amounts of tuna for 2-3 years (:sick:) now I feel guilty.......

How can it be awful if you kept eating it for 2-3 years? I'd say it must be ok...

007XX

17th July 2007, 14:36

There's no such thing as luck... only opportunities you create to take advantage of.

Anyway dolphins only end up in tuna cans!

Agree with the first statement...:yes:

Second statement...given you're about 3 times my size, I'll bite my tongue:shutup::laugh:

Colapop

17th July 2007, 14:39

Long as you don't bite my ankles... you'll be fine!

Colapop

17th July 2007, 14:41

How can it be awful if you kept eating it for 2-3 years? I'd say it must be ok...
Try eating slightly soggy cardboard 4 times a day without any condiments... :sick: then two other meals with equally as little taste... when you're not hungry

007XX

17th July 2007, 14:51

Long as you don't bite my ankles... you'll be fine!

:laugh:nah mate...I'm a little taller than that...and I don't bite!

Toaster

17th July 2007, 14:53

:laugh:nah mate...I'm a little taller than that...and I don't bite!

no.... but step AWAY from the knife!

Oakie

17th July 2007, 14:54

I'd come back as a tablecloth.

Why?

Because I'd get laid three times each day. :love:

janno

17th July 2007, 14:54

Nothing personal about the pooches rolling in the dead manta rays Cola, the baby rays seem to get left stuck on the shallow beach when the tide goes out here in Bris and of course the rest is history.

Rays ranging from palm sized to dinner plate sized - just perfect to hurl yourself back first and have a good squidge around.

I tried it once as the dogs like it so much but it just doesn't do it for me . . . plus people look at you funny.

ManDownUnder

17th July 2007, 14:55

I'd come back as a tablecloth.

Why?

Because I'd get laid three times each day. :love:

What about a TV News Anchor (so we can turn you off when you come up with crap like that!!! LOL)

Pot - kettle - black?? Yeah yeah yeah - I know...

007XX

17th July 2007, 14:57

no.... but step AWAY from the knife!

:laugh:Thanks Buddy, but Mr Colapop is NOT someone I'd want to take on, knife or not...:nono::o:sweatdrop

Colapop

17th July 2007, 16:30

KATWYN

17th July 2007, 16:56

How can it be awful if you kept eating it for 2-3 years? I'd say it must be ok...

Not my choice of a delicious meal......but very good for you and full of protein
so ya "just do it"

007XX

17th July 2007, 16:59

Knives? I like to play with knives... he hehe he ha haha he *drifts into manaical laughter*

Ms Bond - I'm sure we haven't had the occasion of being aquainted so I am a little offended that you appear to fear me so... I'm lovely really...

No, you're right, we haven't (unfortunately)...But you started it...you said you didn't like dolphins...and I looked at your photo and you look about 7 feet tall and built like a brickhouse, so I kind of got cautious like, you know:shifty:

Oh...and... *drifts into THAT laughter too about knives*

007XX

17th July 2007, 17:01

Not my choice of a delicious meal......but very good for you and full of protein
so ya "just do it"

Ok, I know you will kick me for this (but I got to go there) I can think of another type of protein meal...:innocent::dodge:

ManDownUnder

17th July 2007, 17:04

Ok, I know you will kick me for this (but I got to go there) I can think of another type of protein meal...:innocent::dodge:

........... must spread myself around before giving some to 007XX again........

007XX

17th July 2007, 17:16

........... must spread myself around before giving some to 007XX again........

Eerrr...Mate, I really hope you're talking about reps here...:laugh::dodge:

BuFfY

17th July 2007, 17:21

Drew

17th July 2007, 17:25

Ok, I know you will kick me for this (but I got to go there) I can think of another type of protein meal...:innocent::dodge:

From a chick an' all!!!

Anyhoo, this thread is a bit off topic, and some people are vearing towards time machine shit rather than re-incarnation.

So I'll repeat a question Winja once asked, if you had a time machine, and went back in time, then gave yourself a hand job, is it gay, or just a wank?

babyblade250rr

17th July 2007, 17:46

I think i would like to come back as an Eagle, So i could fly around all day an be one of the more dominant air species

Toaster

17th July 2007, 17:49

I think I would like to come back as a star, so that people I cared about would be able to look up at me no matter where they were every night and know I was looking down on them. And stars are truely magical things that light up our skies

How does a dwarf star sound? Or a Black hole? Red Giant? :dodge:

(I am soooo gonna get my arse kicked...)

Toaster

17th July 2007, 17:49

Eerrr...Mate, I really hope you're talking about reps here...:laugh::dodge:

No you don't! :dodge: hehehe

Colapop

17th July 2007, 17:54

No, you're right, we haven't (unfortunately)...But you started it...you said you didn't like dolphins...and I looked at your photo and you look about 7 feet tall and built like a brickhouse, so I kind of got cautious like, you know:shifty:
Oh...and... *drifts into THAT laughter too about knives*
O no I'm not 7 feet tall at all... I'm half a foot less than that! Some people are cautious of me... for good reason but they need not be.. the ones that should be cautious of me usually don't know they should til it's too late...

And BTW I DO like dolphins... they're yummy on toast with Tuna! Mmmm dolphin on toast.... *hurries off to find favourite dolphin knife*

puddy

17th July 2007, 18:34

puddy

17th July 2007, 18:38

Come back as something that can lick it's own arse/nuts/whatever! Cool!:yes: And right now everybody is saying eww yuck! But come on......be honest! You know you want to.:yes:

Drew

17th July 2007, 18:50

Come back as something that can lick it's own arse/nuts/whatever! Cool!:yes: And right now everybody is saying eww yuck! But come on......be honest! You know you want to.:yes:

The fact that you know you cant do it now, tells me you've tried.

DEVIANT!!!

Lissa

17th July 2007, 18:52

I'm going to be utterly borning and say I want to come back as an heiress to some huge fortune... and can buy anything I want... But I wont own a small hairless dog, and oversized sunglasses.. instead I will get involved with charity and buy whatever bike I like, and get away with not paying parking tickets...cause I'll be like.. rich!! :D

merv

17th July 2007, 18:56

Lissa you been watching Desperate Housewives? Being the mayor elects flange didn't keep Gabby out of the cop-car last night when she flaunted parking laws.

p.s. I love rich girls of course.

Marknz

17th July 2007, 18:59

a woman... so I could stand in the shower and play with my tits all day :dodge:

Lissa

17th July 2007, 19:01

a woman... so I could stand in the shower and play with my tits all day :dodge:

Honeslty it isnt that much fun playing with your own. :mellow:

Lissa you been watching Desperate Housewives? Being the mayor elects flange didn't keep Gabby out of the cop-car last night when she flaunted parking laws.

p.s. I love rich girls of course.Was thinking more of Paris Hilton but with a brain. But anywhoo you just admitted to watching Desperate Housewives Merv! :shutup:

jrandom

17th July 2007, 19:01

The fact that you know you cant do it now, tells me you've tried.

And you expect us to believe that you haven' (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4e/Autofellatio_2.jpg)t?

Drew

17th July 2007, 19:05

And you expect us to believe that you haven' (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4e/Autofellatio_2.jpg)t?

Trust me to have found the cleverly hidden link, what the fuck is up with that man, and why do you have a picture of it?

007XX

17th July 2007, 20:09

From a chick an' all!!!

Anyhoo, this thread is a bit off topic, and some people are vearing towards time machine shit rather than re-incarnation.

So I'll repeat a question Winja once asked, if you had a time machine, and went back in time, then gave yourself a hand job, is it gay, or just a wank?

A chick with as sick a sense of humour as you boys??? the mind boggles, eh??:dodge::shit:

Reincarnation is in essence the closest human kind has ever come to be able to contemplate time travel. Especially if you consider the fact that some believe us able to retain residual memories from past lives, even determining our personality traits better than genetic itself: hence the concept of soulmates and the likes...

In my past life, I was a guy...Does that start to answer your earlier comment maybe?:laugh:

007XX

17th July 2007, 20:12

No you don't! :dodge: hehehe

Eeerr...yes, I do...Trust me!

anyone who's ever tasted a raw egg and Spirulina shake will agree with me!:yes:

Toaster

17th July 2007, 20:18

Eeerr...yes, I do...Trust me!

anyone who's ever tasted a raw egg and Spirulina shake will agree with me!:yes:

ewwww, well that puts it in perspective!!

sunhuntin

17th July 2007, 20:23

the ape in question from a few pages back is called a bonobo. i think either 2nd or 3rd closest relative.

i dont think id want to come back as anything... all my favourite animals are slowly dying out.

Oakie

17th July 2007, 20:37

puddy

17th July 2007, 20:50

So you've tried and you can't either DREW?
Also, I don't think that they are midgets any more, but he does look like Vin Diesel!

puddy

17th July 2007, 20:55

Colapop that is! Not DREW, he is a midget!

007XX

17th July 2007, 20:58

The place I work at follows the anthroposophical teachings of Dr Rudolph Steiner and actually believes in reincarnation as part of it's philosophy. Seriously!
Nice place to work at but sometimes it takes you out of your comfort zone (like this morning when I was in a training course which covered the whole reincarnation thing.) Check it out here if you dare http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthroposophy

Uumm...intriguing! Thanks for that...I'm not looking at finding myself a new religion, just curious of what's out there in the way of beliefs, and this is an interesting take on it!
Shall make for good reading when I get a minute.

Paul in NZ

17th July 2007, 21:24

On second thoughts I'd come back as one of these MODs I hear so much about. Apparently they can do what every they want and have total power

Colapop

17th July 2007, 21:42

Uumm...intriguing! Thanks for that...I'm not looking at finding myself a new religion, just curious of what's out there in the way of beliefs, and this is an interesting take on it!
Shall make for good reading when I get a minute.
Bond? Jane Bond? Looking for a new religion? You've found KB - what else is there???

sels1

17th July 2007, 21:55

Reincarnation is in essence the closest human kind has ever come to be able to contemplate time travel. Especially if you consider the fact that some believe us able to retain residual memories from past lives, even determining our personality traits better than genetic itself: hence the concept of soulmates and the likes...

The Bhagavad Gita (Ancient Indian text) states " Death is inevitable for the living....and birth is inevitable for the dead" - Hindus, Bhuddists,etc have been into reincarnation for a long time. Add them up, and you are talking about a fair slice of the earths population. Wonder if they know something we dont?:gob:

In my past life, I was a guy...Does that start to answer your earlier comment maybe?:laugh:

LOL...imagine what colapop was in his last life.....:dodge:

Colapop

17th July 2007, 21:57

I was a flower! A pretty petal laden posie waving gently in the breeze...

007XX

17th July 2007, 22:10

The Bhagavad Gita (Ancient Indian text) states " Death is inevitable for the living....and birth is inevitable for the dead" - Hindus, Bhuddists,etc have been into reincarnation for a long time. Add them up, and you are talking about a fair slice of the earths population. Wonder if they know something we dont?:gob:

Exactly!! It just takes open mindedness to see all angles of the picture...and what if the concept of reincarnation was simply an analogy for life experiences, rebirths throughout a mind's lifetime?? Sorry, I'll stop here cos that is another thread...:o

LOL...imagine what colapop was in his last life.....:dodge:

A beaver??:dodge::laugh:

Indiana_Jones

17th July 2007, 22:10

Buffy can be my Kim Possible

And Sunhuntin can be Rufus!

-Indy

Colapop

17th July 2007, 22:14

A beaver??:dodge::laugh:
DAM!!

O you meant the other kind... 'ere you saying I was a c*nt??

Colapop

17th July 2007, 22:16

Buffy can be my Kim Possible
And Sunhuntin can be Rufus!
-Indy
Wouldn't you be better as the blue guy??

Maha

17th July 2007, 22:17

DAM!!

O you meant the other kind... 'ere you saying I was a c*nt??

Didn't know this was a poll.....where can i vote....:love:

Grahameeboy

17th July 2007, 22:20

Didn't know this was a poll.....where can i vote....:love:

Wait your turn.............

Indiana_Jones

17th July 2007, 22:26

Wouldn't you be better as the blue guy??

Only if you squeeze into the Shego costume

<img src="http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~gordeon/kp_charshego.gif">

Edit: why is a grown man like Col watching Kim Possible lol

-Indy

Maha

17th July 2007, 22:28

Wait your turn.............

Yes the queue is lenghty....granted, but if you knew what i want to came back as, you would let go to the front....:innocent:

Colapop

17th July 2007, 22:29

The big headed green chick? what are you trying to say?

Maha

17th July 2007, 22:34

Edit: why is a grown man like Col watching Kim Piss a little lol

God only knows....maybe he like the sound of running water!....

Colapop

17th July 2007, 22:37

he like the sound of running feet!....
O you won't running far... and we'll be able to see what you came back as....

007XX

17th July 2007, 22:41

DAM!!

O you meant the other kind... 'ere you saying I was a c*nt??

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Now why on Earth would I call you that?

Maha

17th July 2007, 22:45

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Now why on Earth would I call you that?

Cos he is beautiful/sensual/nice to touch/and in need of a shave....:killingme

007XX

17th July 2007, 22:48

Cos he is beautiful/sensual/nice to touch/and in need of a shave....:killingme

Really now???:shit::laugh::gob:

Well, I guess you know this from firsthand experience and I'll just have to take your word on it...:dodge:

BuFfY

18th July 2007, 17:24

Buffy can be my Kim Possible

And Sunhuntin can be Rufus!

-Indy

Awww thanks Indy!! I do love Kim Possible! She kicks arse!

peasea

18th July 2007, 20:21

I'd like to come back as the tooth fairy.

It's a giving thing.

Toaster

18th July 2007, 20:41

After the comments in the other thread... I will just have to come back as a ladies g-string!

deanohit

18th July 2007, 21:00

After the comments in the other thread... I will just have to come back as a ladies g-string!

And be worn by a 300lb woman(Or bloke:shutup:)? Not for me thanks.

Me, Id be an albatross. Family (tribal) bird going back generations. They're just such a cool bird.

And you get to piss off from the missus for weeks at a time:Punk:

peasea

18th July 2007, 23:59

And be worn by a 300lb woman?:shutup: Not for me thanks.

Me, Id be an albatross. Family (tribal) bird going back generations. They're just such a cool bird.

And you get to piss off from the missus for weeks at a time:Punk:

And drop kilos on your opponents

deanohit

19th July 2007, 00:03

And drop kilos on your opponents

And errant cages.:scooter:

NZsarge

19th July 2007, 08:44

After the comments in the other thread... I will just have to come back as a ladies g-string!
Just to expand on this idea.....come back as Salma Hayek's g-string....mmm Salma:love:

deanohit

19th July 2007, 08:50

Just to expand on this idea.....come back as Salma Hayek's g-string....mmm Salma:love:

Thats it, be specific or you could wind up like toaster, a g-string where no g-string should go.:dodge: