Not everyday you get a finger up your arse...

[ManDownUnder]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.

[canarlee]

i had that done after a particularly bad accident, (smashed pelvis, slight head injury, etc) and damn did it hurt! if i could have i would have battered the feckin doc/perverted wanker (delete as you see fit)!!!

[Biff]

Only once in my life have I ever hit (slapped) a woman. She was a girlfriend, and she decided to try and stick a finger up my arse while getting 'intimate' with me.

I didn't plan on hitting her - it was a natural reflex.

I thought I'd share that fact with y'all. I'm nice like that.

:yes:

With regards to getting my prostate tested - It's in my diary somewhere. In the mean time I'll keep eating loads of All Bran and nails.

[MSTRS]

How primitive...still using the old analogue method. Out here in the provinces, the docs use the much more modern digital system :nono:

[Mr Merde]

Only once in my life have I ever hit (slapped) a woman. She was a girlfriend, and she decided to try and stick a finger up my arse while getting 'intimate' with me.

I didn't plan on hitting her - it was a natural reflex.

I thought I'd share that fact with y'all. I'm nice like that.

:yes:

With regards to getting my prostate tested - It's in my diary somewhere. In the mean time I'll keep eating loads of All Bran and nails.

The old "Dirty Sanchez".

You didnt tell us

was your prostrate OK or did she forget to inform you?

[sels1]

I've had "the finger" from the Dr just recently....not something I enjoyed, but at least he didnt find anything.

[imdying]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.

Translation: I was nervous at first, but really enjoyed it. Say.... any of you other guys wanna hook up? :rofl:

:innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

Translation: I was nervous at first, but really enjoyed it. Say.... any of you other guys wanna hook up? :rofl:

:innocent:

LOL... now if Dover had written that I'd be worred...

[canarlee]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4907/imageshb4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


just what you need for a BCS!

[Oakie]

I'll make do with the indicative blood tests for now thanks. Nothing has shown up in them so far that has encouraged the Dr to take his rubber gloves out ... and long may it continue.

[007XX]

LOL... now if Dover had written that I'd be worred...

So...you're going to need a soft cushion at the bar after tonight's ride, eh?:laugh::dodge:

Anyway, good to know you're in good health and all...

well done!

[FlangMasterJ]

LOL! Reminded me of this Family Guy episode:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JuT2564QqZs

[Gareth123]

The doctor says "relax, it won't hurt as much." How the hell are you supposed to relax when they're about to finger your arse?!?

[Hitcher]

and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

"Probably" indeed. It's good to know you were paying attention during third-form biology. That could, of course, depend on what sort of smear was being sought...

[ManDownUnder]

"Probably" indeed. It's good to know you were paying attention during third-form biology.

Biology my arse! We're talking Protological Psyche here and the average turd would probably have real head troubles handling a digital exam of any kind.

[Colapop]

Having a brother-in-law recently being diagnosed with prostate cancer - it is something that I have made a resolution to get checked.
10 seconds of discomfort vs dying from creeping malignant death.... Hmmm best I book an appointment...

[crashe]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.

Good on you, well done.....

Also good to hear that you have been given the 'all clear' from the Dr as well.



See lads it ain't so bad to have it done.
So who will be next up to go and have this done?

Gee you push out shit much wider/bigger than the Dr's finger.
So don't be a wuss and go get it done.

[007XX]

Having a brother-in-law recently being diagnosed with prostate cancer - it is something that I have made a resolution to get checked.
10 seconds of discomfort vs dying from creeping malignant death.... Hmmm best I book an appointment...

Good on you...although start getting nervous if your doc says:

"allright, nice and wide now, I'm going in...":shit::laugh:

[Colapop]

Crashe, if it's so wonderful then why don't more chicks like arse sex??? :buggerd:

[crashe]

Crashe, if it's so wonderful then why don't more chicks like arse sex??? :buggerd:

Mate, you just ain't hanging around the right chicks........

[Colapop]

Last time I was 'round you - I had you crying out! More lube next time perhaps?

[Pussy]

Just did my Pilot's medical today. My doc checks for prostate problems via a blood test ( which all us CPLs have to do anyway). So no "Goldfinger" for this kid!!

[kro]

I've just had a freaking camera down my throat, I am not keen on being violated at the other end in a big hurry.
For the record, the stomach is an ugly place.

[Street Gerbil]

As long as neither the patient nor the doctor enjoy the procedure, it is ok. But it is well worth the excitement when your doc says that your prostate is soft, has no suspicious lumps and all your troubles can be remedied by some antibiotics *AND* on top of that in order to drain the prostate and reduce pain and discomfort ***YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE SEX***.

[Scouse]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.Was it nice then?

[ManDownUnder]

Was it nice then?

No - I won't let you have a go...

[Maha]

No - I won't let you have a go...


There were no lumps last time i was there Ned!.... otherwise i would have told ya...:dodge:

[peasea]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.

I heard it could be done with blood tests these days, is that wrong?
I'm at the stage where I probably should have it investigated.

[peasea]

Gee you push out shit much wider/bigger than the Dr's finger.



Not if you've been on the piss for a week you don't.

[Mom]

I heard it could be done with blood tests these days, is that wrong?
I'm at the stage where I probably should have it investigated.

Blood tests are just a part of it mate, go get your arse down to the doc's soonest, for a blood test.........and the dreaded digital exam....its your life you are talking about :yes:

[janno]

I heard it could be done with blood tests these days, is that wrong?
I'm at the stage where I probably should have it investigated.

The current prostate blood test is notoriously unreliable but this article http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/69099.php looks promising!

Also explains why the current test is not good enough to rely on.

[Scouse]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.Did you and the doctor have tea and chocolate fingers afterwards then?

[Skunk]

The other option, if you don't like the finger up to arse, is the camera up ya pisser.

Under a general of course. But man, it hurts to piss for a week and the blood is a little off-putting.

So I'm told :whistle:

[Hitcher]

One also understands that the removal of a urinary catheter without having its wee balloon deflated first can make one's eyes water. Slightly.

[canarlee]

One also understands that the removal of a urinary catheter without having its wee balloon deflated first can make one's eyes water. Slightly.

slightly????

kinnel man its like having a double edged razor blade pulled through ya dick!!!

i found that out after i had a ruptured spleen!

*not had a bouble edged razor pulled through my dick buts its prolly the closest thing i can compare it to*

[kro]

Did you and the doctor have tea and chocolate fingers afterwards then?

Very nicely done.

[stify]

lucky for me it's a coupla years away............best get some training under way:sick::sick:........thou havin a honda will help I hear

[Oakie]

Just be wary that when the Dr has his 'finger' up your arse you don't suddenly find both his hands on your shoulders.

[Storm]

Did anyone else note the amzing irony that Family Guy had a story on Peter getting a prostate exam and feeling "violated and raped" then going on to find what a life saving proceedure it was earlier this evening

[Mr Merde]

It is a fact, in New Zealand. that more men are diagnosed with prostrate cancer than women diagnosed with breast cancer.

Yet it is still talked about in hushed whispers.

As Mom said get your arse down to the doctors, have the examination.

Who knows you may like it and it may open a whole new world of experiences for you.


Mr :shit:

[Hitcher]

diagnosed with prostrate cancer

Contracted whilst lying down? An occupational hazard for Couch Potatoes, perhaps.

[Mr Merde]

Contracted whilst lying down? An occupational hazard for Couch Potatoes, perhaps.

Touche. I concede my spelling isnt that great. Bling sent

[doc]

But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.

Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.

Do it.

Don't you think you might be jumping to conclussions here ? Go and get a second opinion . Well thats what they say isn't it ?

[canarlee]

Don't you think you might be jumping to conclussions here ? Go and get a second opinion . Well thats what they say isn't it ?

hahahahaha pmsl cant argue with that one!



*would send "bling" but cant*

[avgas]

Irony or telepathy?

[xwhatsit]

Did anyone else note the amzing irony that Family Guy had a story on Peter getting a prostate exam and feeling "violated and raped" then going on to find what a life saving proceedure it was earlier this evening


*Pause*...

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[ynot slow]

All joking aside this thread has got everyone aware of prostate cancer.
Although more men have prostate probs than women with breast cancer,the second biggest cancer cause is bowell cancer.

Had camera up the bum under local was ok,but the thing which really tickled was the enema the nurse gave me prior to surgery,had to hold off going for 30 mins and holy shit when I went,talk about lion red giving you the shits this was fun lol.

Just about every older man at radiation, about 60% were for prostate and were going to be fine.Nearly pissed myself whilst in waiting room when a nice lady(65ish)said to me the old fella can use viagra when finished next month,and treatment was finished.

Serious guys any strange sightings in urine or crap get it checked out,you're a long time dead.

[Toaster]

All I can say is, your health and for that matter, your future health needs to be taken seriously. Prevention is always better than having to deal with treatment.

[canarlee]

and so there is a moral to the story (thread)........