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Kickaha
22nd July 2007, 10:57
I’d forgotten how heavy the outfit is to load but Friday night soon reminded me.:yes:

Divvo had changed the gearing and the front camber and then backed the trusty turbo charged intercooled Transit vangina (which would kick Scrivys vans arse) up to the garage and we loaded up and were good to go

I was staying over at his place the night so as soon as I was in the bedroom allocated to me and had searched it to make sure he wasn’t hiding anywhere in it I hammered a wedge under the door and dragged the dresser over in front of it so I wouldn’t have to fight off his predatory sexual advances during the night, I'm not so sure that really was the cat clawing at the door during the night:shit:

Up early and on the road and it’s looking a bit miserable:cold:, the abusive txt are flowing thick and fast with the Macefield Brothers sending us all sorts of uncouth remarks

Arriving at the track and there’s a cue of cars ½ a km long as the gates weren’t open at 7.30 as they should be, finally just after 8.00am someone turns up with the keys and we pull in and start unloading, after unloading we wander off to sign up, about 30 minutes in the sign on queue we’re finally through and riders briefing comes and goes

Practice

It’s been 4 months since we were last out and I’m feeling very clumsy as I’m trying to get used to it again, my timings a bit off on changeovers, and I’m very out of shape, and when you consider we aren’t trying very hard it’s not looking good for the racing

Race 1

Handicap start with Alex and Bill going off before us and the Macefields, Divvo lights it up on the start and as we hit turn 1 the Macefields go around us, turn 2 and onto the straight and we go back past them, they’re trying around the outside of the hairpin and then they miss a gear and we’re back in front ,by lap 3 I’m fucked and looking for a white flag, , the Macefields are back in front and we’re coming up to the Newtons, the Macefields pass them after the hairpin and we get them after the left before the chicane, I miss my footing through the chicane and have a “ah fuck I’m off” moment but more good luck than skill I stay on, I’m not feeling to good and think I’m going to vomit in my helmet:sick:, my heads flopping around like a nodding donkey and I just want it to be over , down the straight and we pass Alex and then the Macefields who take us back off the end of the back straight and promptly run off the track, they don’t bother slowing down and rejoin a couple of inches in front of us and lead us to the flag:second:

I swap leathers with Divvos spare set before the next race as I think I’ve had to many pies in the last few months and mine are a bit tight around the shoulders

Joni has been kind enough to make and bring us a down a awesome bacon/egg pie so me and Divvo hook into that

Race 2

A bit of swapping around and I’m going out with Goober and Pig is on with Divvo, we’re all a bit puffed after race 1 and decide to play about a bit, Alex is leading with the rest of us in close quarters, pulling alongside, passing and being repassed, Pig is just about going off in his pants after experiencing Hayabusa power when Divvo winds it up down the straight and is having trouble changing sides because his erection is getting in the way, we hit the front with Divvo/Pig right behind us and stay that way to the line:first:

Race 3

I’m back on with Divvo, Pigs with Alex and Glens with Goober, Goobers lighting it up and through the middle of Alex and Bill before Turn 1 while me and Divvo get blocked in behind them, we hit the straight and get it cranking and close down Goober/Glen, we’ve got enough power we can pull alongside, give them a wave:bye: and accelerate away, Goober goes past us off the end of the back straight, we swap places for the next few laps and we take the lead with a lap to go, Goober/Glen are right behind us off the back straight and I’m expecting him to pass us as he’s very fast off here but he cocks up a gear change and everyone else passes him instead, we’re trying some different lines in this race in a couple of corners and they work a lot better, more corner speed and it makes my job a bit easier as well and we stay in front till the chequered flag:first:

Racings over and we’re packing up and talking shit and Pig is a now a firm believer in “bigger is better”

A great meeting, and although there were a few crashes there where minimal delays and the club got through the whole program, and also thanks to Joni for driving down to support us and bring us pie and for shouting tea later on, what a top Lady:yes:

Pic1 Divvo with Pigster on the side
Pic2 Goober with Kickaha on the side
Pic3 The Macefields outfit
Pic4 Kickaha and Divvo sharing the love(and the KB word)

Riff Raff
22nd July 2007, 11:31
Those are pretty pathetic erections you've got going in that pic boys!!!

Joni
22nd July 2007, 11:32
Note to self: the first sidecar event for the year is a dangerous place to be... you see and hear stuff that could scar most people for life... think twice next year.

:rofl: :sick: :confused: :shifty:

slowpoke
22nd July 2007, 11:41
Going by the last photo I think we can safely assume it definitely was not the cat scratching your door in the middle of the night....

scrivy
22nd July 2007, 12:23
Please tell me that the mark on the front of Divvos undies is not shit!!:sick:
You two ever thought about taking shares in a pie factory?? Mind you, you two would eat all the profits!! :yes::yes:

By the look of the piccy of you two, you cant have had much fun - I mean, come on, just how big are those so called erections.......:shutup::zzzz:

I think I would have had more fun doing the L.C.R. dance on top of the vangina!!!:innocent:

scrivy
22nd July 2007, 12:27
Actually, just another scary look at that last photo........ theres dried semen on the front of Divvos undies.............
OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::puke:

AND I THOUGHT ALL THOSE STORIES WERE JUST MADE UP......

Joni
22nd July 2007, 12:34
Hmm I'm a little worried as to why Scrivvy is spending such a lot of effort examining Divvos scrotal area with such great detail... :lol:

janno
22nd July 2007, 12:38
Great result you guys! I'm going to come and watch me some sidecar racing when I get back in Nz - you blokes are :crazy: :eek: :wacko:!

Kickaha
22nd July 2007, 12:49
Those are pretty pathetic erections you've got going in that pic boys!!!

Hey it was very cold at the track:yes: I'm sure if you'd have been there they'd have been larger


. theres dried semen on the front of Divvos undies.

I'm sure you've had lots of experience with Divvos dried semen :bleh:

scrivy
22nd July 2007, 13:15
I'm sure you've had lots of experience with Divvos dried semen :bleh:


Actually Kick, personally NO!!!

But I have heard he's left his fair share all over the country, the vangina, the sidechair, the pits, stray animals, field cattle, his house, and YOU. But, I haven't heard anything about him putting any near his partner.......... :shit::shit:

Whats up with that??

Actually, I'll let you off about the erections too. It's bloody cold up here in Taupo too. But I don't need to cuddle up to Divvo to stay warm!!!!!!

scrivy
22nd July 2007, 13:26
Hmm I'm a little worried as to why Scrivvy is spending such a lot of effort examining Divvos scrotal area with such great detail... :lol:

Well Joni, you have to ask the question..........
Where are their hands?????
Is there some deep prostate manipulation happening???:sick::sick::shit::bleh::nya::blink:

scrivy
23rd July 2007, 09:01
Is this what we're supposed to be scared of from you south island racers??

Joni
23rd July 2007, 17:18
:lol: Scrivy, it seems no-one wants to play with you in this thread... :spudwhat:

scrivy
23rd July 2007, 17:22
:lol: Scrivy, it seems no-one wants to play with you in this thread... :spudwhat:

I guess they just aint got the balls............ :shutup::shutup::yes::yes:





HA HA..... ????

Kickaha
23rd July 2007, 18:19
But I have heard he's left his fair share all over the country, the vangina, the sidechair, the pits, stray animals, field cattle, his house, and YOU. But, I haven't heard anything about him putting any near his partner.......... :shit::shit:

Well you obviously didn't check your bedding after he modified your non molestation board or you might have noticed a bit of a wet spot

I think he fancies you:yes:

dangerous
23rd July 2007, 18:34
Is this what we're supposed to be scared of from you south island racers??

Mate... believe me, those two are an embarrasment to the south Is, you are going to have to take my word on it that those packages would have to be amongst new zealands smallest... and to think they look so proud. :gob:

sidecar bob
23rd July 2007, 19:56
I guess they just aint got the balls............ :shutup::shutup::yes::yes:





HA HA..... ????

Oh im lurkin, ive just got fuck all to say at the mo.;)

scrivy
23rd July 2007, 21:08
Mate... believe me, those two are an embarrasment to the south Is, you are going to have to take my word on it that those packages would have to be amongst new zealands smallest... and to think they look so proud. :gob:
Just how cold was it down there that day??? Their inbuilt 'thermometers' showed it was VERY cold indeed!! :yes:


Well you obviously didn't check your bedding after he modified your non molestation board or you might have noticed a bit of a wet spot

I think he fancies you:yes:
That he might Kickit. Didn't see no wet spot though - I'm thinking, does Divvo leave snail trails?? :shutup::shutup:
Also, no worries about the size of the hole in the Non-mole board. Divvo drilled one for the size of his - apparantly 1/2" diameter. Dob assures me that it would have had to have been at least 2 1/4" for him!! That is why I slept so well at night - Divvos wickered thoughts just didn't eventuate!!


Oh im lurkin, ive just got fuck all to say at the mo.;)
Why is that Dob? Wab 'bout you tell us what you've been doing lately??
Some people are just lucky lucky lucky bastards...........
Need some photos sent my way Dob..............:2thumbsup:whistle::drool::yeah:

Kickaha
23rd July 2007, 21:28
Just how cold was it down there that day??? Their inbuilt 'thermometers' showed it was VERY cold indeed!! :yes:


Dunno, but it was 4 degrees at Rakaia at 6.30 in the morning


ive just got fuck all to say at the mo.;)

and fuck all worth listening to :bleh:

scrivy
23rd July 2007, 22:05
Dunno, but it was 4 cm at Rakaia at 6.30 in the morning

4 cm at 6:30 in the morning? Geezuz that's cold!! That's sit down material!!
Sure your 'themometer' is calibrated correctly, or has it been mishandled:shutup: in the past?? :yes::yes::yes:

sidecar bob
23rd July 2007, 22:24
Just how cold was it down there that day??? Their inbuilt 'thermometers' showed it was VERY cold indeed!! :yes:


That he might Kickit. Didn't see no wet spot though - I'm thinking, does Divvo leave snail trails?? :shutup::shutup:
Also, no worries about the size of the hole in the Non-mole board. Divvo drilled one for the size of his - apparantly 1/2" diameter. Dob assures me that it would have had to have been at least 2 1/4" for him!! That is why I slept so well at night - Divvos wickered thoughts just didn't eventuate!!


Why is that Dob? Wab 'bout you tell us what you've been doing lately??
Some people are just lucky lucky lucky bastards...........
Need some photos sent my way Dob..............:2thumbsup:whistle::drool::yeah:

I fuckin luv it, the "non mole board" as opposed to the "non mol" board:laugh:
What have i been doing latley? Yep, ill send you photos of me getting my ass down on the RSV.

as for you Kick, do you want the bloody Katana stand, or do you want it shoved up your ass?:dodge:
Cracked up about your original post, if i passenger a sidecar for the next 20 years, i will still shit myself silly for the first two laps of a new season & then it feels normal again.

dangerous
24th July 2007, 05:54
4 cm at 6:30 in the morning?

4cm, 6:30am... WOW talk about a morning glory :scooter: <--- real bike with 2 wheels

Kickaha
25th July 2007, 18:22
as for you Kick, do you want the bloody Katana stand, or do you want it shoved up your ass?:dodge: .

I didn't realise they could be mounted anally, is that how you have yours?


if i passenger a sidecar for the next 20 years, i will still shit myself silly for the first two laps of a new season & then it feels normal again.

Yup, the next round should be much better, I'm back into the mountain biking as well so I shouldn't be doing the heavy breathing next time either

scrivy
12th August 2007, 20:18
I'm back into the mountain biking as well so I shouldn't be doing the heavy breathing next time either

Is that what you do on your days off?? Ring up woman and heavy breathe on the phone??
Is that how you get your rocks (I mean pebbles) off?? :shutup::shit:

dangerous
13th August 2007, 05:55
Is that what you do on your days off?? Ring up woman and heavy breathe on the phone??
Is that how you get your rocks (I mean pebbles) off?? :shutup::shit:

And get this, to pratice this pebbel off heavy breathing thing... he rings me

Gezzz... Kick 1/2 of this thread should be in PD, you special or something :Punk::msn-wink: