View Full Version : Who enjoys sex more? Men or women?
Disco Dan
25th August 2007, 10:28
A husband and wife were having a discussion about who enjoys sex the most... the husband, convinced he was right said men, as men always want it and are always so randy. The wife laughed and said to her husband: "look at it this way, if you have an itchy ear and you stick your finger in it and wiggle it around; what feels better? Your finger or your ear!"
Mental Trousers
25th August 2007, 11:17
If it's less than 10 minutes then the guy enjoys it more. More than 10 minutes, the woman!!!!
007XX
25th August 2007, 11:19
Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!
Are any toys involved?:whistle:
Disco Dan
25th August 2007, 11:33
Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!
Are any toys involved?:whistle:
In terms of the Poll? naa... just "el natural" :buggerd:
Ocean1
25th August 2007, 11:33
Ok, hang on....let's be specific here for a second!
Are any toys involved?:whistle:
Quite right, they'r being insensitive.
Toys are allowed to enjoy sex too.:banana:
007XX
25th August 2007, 11:38
In terms of the Poll? naa... just "el natural" :buggerd:
Then your poll doesn't know what it's missing...:laugh:
Quite right, they'r being insensitive.
Toys are allowed to enjoy sex too.:banana:
I know:yes:...the inconsideration of it all astounds me...:eek5:
Repeat after me: Toys are our friends:clap:
oldrider
25th August 2007, 17:34
Like the cheese advertisement says, "Good things take time!"
It all depends on the requirements of the occasion, a lifetime of love is made up of millions of little incidentals.
Some of our incidentals have only ranked as low as excellent but put them all together, call it a lifetime of love and...............!
Hey, there is no language on earth with powerful enough words to express it!
This message is endorsed by both the finger and the ear at our address. :love: :first: Cheers, Pip and John.
For the poll:
Finger: one vote.
Ear: one vote. :hug: Cancelled each other out, neutral result!
tri boy
25th August 2007, 17:48
In reference to the poll, are we talking about scrawney skinny finger, a normal finger, or a big thick muscular finger?
(mines a normal "white boy" finger.:rolleyes:
laRIKin
25th August 2007, 17:50
What that sticky messy business I stay as far as I can away from it.:innocent::devil2:
I have been told that if done properly both.
007XX
25th August 2007, 17:53
Like the cheese advertisement says, "Good things take time!"
It all depends on the requirements of the occasion, a lifetime of love is made up of millions of little incidentals.
Some of our incidentals have only ranked as low as excellent but put them all together, call it a lifetime of love and...............!
Hey, there is no language on earth with powerful enough words to express it!
This message is endorsed by both the finger and the ear at our address. :love: :first: Cheers, Pip and John.
For the poll:
Finger: one vote.
Ear: one vote. :hug: Cancelled each other out, neutral result!
heck...ran out of bling again for John...
But...but I wanna send it to Pip tooooooooo...
Oh well, excellent answer, you two!:clap:
Toaster
25th August 2007, 18:15
Simple, it all depends on how good you are at pleasing the other. The results are obvious for those that are good, or should I say very good.
jrandom
25th August 2007, 18:35
I'm sure that studies have been done measuring brain activity during sex, and as far as I can recall, there were no significant observable differences between men and women.
In my experience, the goodness or otherwise of sex has very little to do with angles, friction and lubrication, and everything to do with what goes on between the ears.
Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
Mom
25th August 2007, 18:48
Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
I never considered giving a big injection intramuscularly to my man as part of our warm up to the meeting of fingers and ears, not sure he would like that really.......LOL..
Fingers/ears, ears/fingers??????
Just to steal some words here "Good things take time!"
Boob Johnson
25th August 2007, 20:17
I'm sure that studies have been done measuring brain activity during sex, and as far as I can recall, there were no significant observable differences between men and women.
In my experience, the goodness or otherwise of sex has very little to do with angles, friction and lubrication, and everything to do with what goes on between the ears.
Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.*cough*
If one were interested in such an injection, where would one obtain said item.
Not for me of course :whistle:
ps: saw a doco years ago & the "sexperts" reckon its the same for both (when done correctly)
sunhuntin
25th August 2007, 20:34
Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
is there something like this avaliable for girls, too?
Conquiztador
25th August 2007, 21:18
I am one of the lucky ones: I have a finger AND an ear. :-)
jrandom
25th August 2007, 21:52
If one were interested in such an injection, where would one obtain said item.
You could get into the bodybuilding scene and buy the drugs illegally, or you could just go see one of the "anti-aging therapy" (cough, cough) doctors who advertise discreetly around the big-town gyms.
is there something like this avaliable for girls, too?
Oh, it works just as well for girls. Problem is that exogenous testosterone in a woman's system has masculising effects. You probably don't want a hairy chest, deep voice, heavy jawbone and clitoris bigger than your thumb...
Kornholio
25th August 2007, 22:20
What is thjs sex thing you all speak of? :p
jrandom
25th August 2007, 22:25
What is thjs sex thing you all speak of? :p
You have a GSX-R750. It's like that, just slower, messier and more expensive.
Mom
25th August 2007, 22:25
What is thjs sex thing you all speak of? :p
How can you say this?????? you live in the hub of "the love".......sex is the essence of the lurve....Mr Silly!
oldrider
25th August 2007, 22:33
I am one of the lucky ones: I have a finger AND an ear. :-)
You must be cumming and going all day long then! :wacko:
Is your real name Igor? (lol) Lucky ole you, John. :niceone:
Goblin
26th August 2007, 09:38
What is thjs sex thing you all speak of? :p:doh: I was thinking the same thing. Is it a trick question?:confused:
scrivy
26th August 2007, 20:49
Trick question alright!!
A man enjoys it more - especially when its not his wife..... eh Bob? :yes::shutup::shit:
Mental Trousers
26th August 2007, 22:04
:doh: I was thinking the same thing. Is it a trick question?:confused:
It's what happens after quite a few Bourb's (sometimes you're asleep at the time).
Goblin
26th August 2007, 22:14
It's what happens after quite a few Bourb's (sometimes you're asleep at the time).Pffft! I wish he'd wake me up.
Mrs Busa Pete
26th August 2007, 22:39
Then your poll doesn't know what it's missing...:laugh:
I know:yes:...the inconsideration of it all astounds me...:eek5:
Repeat after me: Toys are our friends:clap:
dont panic colapop introduced disco to one of sammys toys and he hasent stoped smiling since
007XX
27th August 2007, 08:48
dont panic colapop introduced disco to one of sammys toys and he hasent stoped smiling since
Devious is our Cola, he is!:yes:
Busy
27th August 2007, 09:26
finger in the ear huh, hmm maybe thats where the G Spot is ....
Like as in; Get that f#@ken thing out of my ear :gob:
But I wouldn't know :innocent:
ManDownUnder
27th August 2007, 10:25
LOLOL... that all presumes the ear gets itchy, or the ear can be made itchy by playing with the ear to start with.
It's also kinda saying that scratching an itch (i.e. getting rid of a pain) is what it's all about...
And where is the option to put a finger in each ear?
Goblin
27th August 2007, 10:30
Like as in; Get that f#@ken thing out of my ear :gob:
But I wouldn't know :innocent:Isn't that when he's trying to fuck some sense into her? :laugh:
Ocean1
27th August 2007, 12:06
LOLOL... that all presumes the ear gets itchy, or the ear can be made itchy by playing with the ear to start with.
It's also kinda saying that scratching an itch (i.e. getting rid of a pain) is what it's all about...
And where is the option to put a finger in each ear?
Oh the whole finger/ear analogy is fraught with opportunities for innuendo.
Where to begin… nope, I give up, spoilt for choice.
Now noses are fun, did you know that nasal itching is the single most effective suggestively acquired symptom? Try it, sit your victim down and tell ‘em their nose looks itchy, see what happens.
Once you’ve mastered the technique you can move on to suggesting profound itches in all sorts of orifices…
Isn't that when he's trying to fuck some sense into her? :laugh:
How refreshingly un-PC m'dear... visions of " Now listen here..."
Kwakajack
27th August 2007, 12:18
I'm sure that studies have been done measuring brain activity during sex, and as far as I can recall, there were no significant observable differences between men and women.
In my experience, the goodness or otherwise of sex has very little to do with angles, friction and lubrication, and everything to do with what goes on between the ears.
Hormone levels are important, too. Give any man 100mg of intramuscular testosterone propionate and his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of sex will go through the roof. Guaranteed.
Ooooo gimme some of that, mind you the last one didn't complain, and neither did I . . . . .
ManDownUnder
27th August 2007, 12:49
Oh the whole finger/ear analogy is fraught with opportunities for innuendo.
... dude - the very word "innuendo" is fraught... the ol' Italian Suppository joke comes to mind normally... but in a detailed discussion about sex?
Hooooo dear!
Ocean1
27th August 2007, 13:00
... dude - the very word "innuendo" is fraught... the ol' Italian Suppository joke comes to mind normally... but in a detailed discussion about sex?
Hooooo dear!
And you thought I left that lying around just for you to use huh?
The thing about sex is that it consumes such an enormous part of our normal sub-concious that fucking near anything can be pressed into service as a double entendre.
ManDownUnder
27th August 2007, 13:08
...anything can be pressed into service as a double entendre.
Innuendo????
Servicing???
Double Entendre???
You're shocking... where that red rep??? Oooo bugger Green instead - Freudian slip
Ocean1
27th August 2007, 14:18
fucking near anything can be pressed into service as a double entendre.
Innuendo????
Servicing???
Double Entendre???
You're shocking...
Almost anything... given an individual suficiently submerged in the depths of depravity, a singularly deprived individual.
Oh, and you missed "consumes", and "enormous". Pay attention.
ManDownUnder
27th August 2007, 14:26
Almost anything... given an individual suficiently submerged in the depths of depravity, a singularly deprived individual.
Oh, and you missed "consumes", and "enormous". Pay attention.
*SWOON* (where's the falling off my chair for lack of blood to the head smiley???)
Ocean1
27th August 2007, 14:35
And "pressed".
Besides, the proper response to the original query is "Real Men don't care."
Wolf
27th August 2007, 14:36
Both, if done properly.
If not:
"Their lovemaking was fast and furious - he was fast, she was furious..."
Husband: "How about a 'quickie'?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
Pillick
29th August 2007, 00:33
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings.
janno
29th August 2007, 06:58
Like the cheese advertisement says, "Good things take time!"
. . .
This message is endorsed by both the finger and the ear at our address. :love: :first: Cheers, Pip and John.
For the poll:
Finger: one vote.
Ear: one vote. :hug: Cancelled each other out, neutral result!
Hey, cut it out you oldies!!
Dontcha know you aren't supposed to have sex over the age of forty . . . :lol: :lol:
Guess no one told you, huh . . .
Coyote
29th August 2007, 07:15
is there something like this avaliable for girls, too?
A guy with money
Now noses are fun, did you know that nasal itching is the single most effective suggestively acquired symptom? Try it, sit your victim down and tell ‘em their nose looks itchy, see what happens.
Fuck, nose started itching after reading that
Ocean1
29th August 2007, 08:42
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings.
Point taken.
Hey, cut it out you oldies!!
Dontcha know you aren't supposed to have sex over the age of forty . . . :lol: :lol:
But... but... but it's FUN, if only to wind the kids up. :love: :sick: :laugh:
janno
29th August 2007, 09:56
Well I'd better get busy for the next four years before my quota is removed :shit:
Actually, that's the hardest bit about being newly single after eight years. No sex on tap :no:
And getting some takeaways just doesn't cut the mustard these days. Must be getting fussy in my dotage.
Ocean1
29th August 2007, 10:09
Actually, that's the hardest bit about being newly single after eight years. No sex on tap :no:
And getting some takeaways just doesn't cut the mustard these days. Must be getting fussy in my dotage.
Hmmm. Shameless solicitation... 15 minutes... Nothing. Zip.
Something about KB being slow at the mo'?
007XX
29th August 2007, 10:15
But... but... but it's FUN, if only to wind the kids up. :love: :sick: :laugh:
Well I'd better get busy for the next four years before my quota is removed :shit:
Actually, that's the hardest bit about being newly single after eight years. No sex on tap :no:
And getting some takeaways just doesn't cut the mustard these days. Must be getting fussy in my dotage.
Oldies are the best to play with...they've got a brain and know how to use it! :2thumbsup
I have no qualms about admitting I never went out or had relations with someone younger than me...:baby:
Oh hang on...there was that 21 year old sailor a few years back...Gaaaahah :drool::devil2:
Woohooo...I knew my 1000th post would be about something decidedly shoddy!!!:lol:
Ocean1
29th August 2007, 10:24
Oldies are the best to play with...they've got a brain and know how to use it! :2thumbsup
Huh?
I have no qualms about admitting something decidedly shoddy!!!:lol:
Fixed.
KATWYN
29th August 2007, 11:06
is there something like this avaliable for girls, too?
Ask within the female bodybuilding industry
007XX
29th August 2007, 11:09
Huh?
Obviously, there are exceptions to this broad generalisation...:dodge: :laugh:
Fixed.
I'm often told I am beyond fixing...:rolleyes::bleh:
CM2005
29th August 2007, 11:51
so ears waxed, and nails trimmed?? :shutup:
_Shrek_
31st August 2007, 12:45
well told Mrs slr bout this thread after she stoped :rofl: and after some :psst: so the kids (11,13,15) couldn't hear reacon after 22 years has got to be equal :yeah:....
TRAINING WHEELS
1st September 2007, 16:03
Isnt sex just a physical act between multiple peolpe? .... im in it for my self so long as im happy all is good. How ever i do like to see the face of a completly satisfied partner. So i guess both find sex in some way enjoyable lol Each to their own......
scrivy
2nd September 2007, 09:53
JUST FOLLOWING ON FROM THIS SUBJECT, JUST HOW OFTEN DO MARRIED PEOPLE GET IT ON??
I just want to know if I'm being ripped off!! :crybaby:
Deviant Esq
2nd September 2007, 10:56
JUST HOW OFTEN DO MARRIED PEOPLE GET IT ON??
Depends how often they stay late at work :shutup:
scrivy
2nd September 2007, 10:58
Owwww, you're sneaky!!! But hey, I like that in a person!!!! ;)
sidecar bob
2nd September 2007, 11:12
JUST FOLLOWING ON FROM THIS SUBJECT, JUST HOW OFTEN DO MARRIED PEOPLE GET IT ON??
I just want to know if I'm being ripped off!! :crybaby:
To know wether you are being ripped off, first we need to know how often you get it.
Technically im still married & i got it twice yesterday & today is looking hopefull too!! How does that compare to your total for the year scriv?
scrivy
2nd September 2007, 11:43
How often do I get it??
I'm in the same boat as Santa!!:angry2::angry2:
You failed to mention the married part and the sex part are two different things for you...... Yes you are married (technically), but the sex is with a hornbag, not your wife........:drool::drool:
P.s. Keep the piccies coming......:innocent::yes:
sidecar bob
2nd September 2007, 11:59
How often do I get it??
I'm in the same boat as Santa!!:angry2::angry2:
You failed to mention the married part and the sex part are two different things for you...... Yes you are married (technically), but the sex is with a hornbag, not your wife........:drool::drool:
P.s. Keep the piccies coming......:innocent::yes:
1. Yup, darn tootin on the first count!! We all have a choice if were not in a happy marrige. :bye:
2. Agreed, you have to admit, she is hot in a Kindy teacher kind of way.:niceone:
3. Piccies???, Err, dunno what youre talking about there pal.:innocent:
scrivy
2nd September 2007, 20:44
1. Yup, darn tootin on the first count!! We all have a choice if were not in a happy marrige. :bye:
2. Agreed, you have to admit, she is hot in a Kindy teacher kind of way.:niceone:
3. Piccies???, Err, dunno what youre talking about there pal.:innocent:
See, I told you (from a previous post), you were looking up your daughters teachers dress!!!! I friggin knew it!!:bleh:
Mental Trousers
2nd September 2007, 22:02
You two need to be quiet and start coughing up the pictures :p
The Lone Rider
2nd September 2007, 22:45
They both like it equally, but for different reasons. :)
scrivy
6th September 2007, 16:11
What if you're a hermafridite??:doh:
Ocean1
6th September 2007, 16:56
What if you're a hermafridite??:doh:
Then you've got one pole square rigged and t'other fore & aft.
And God help you.
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 08:14
What if you're a hermafridite??:doh:
Then you can go fuck yourself.
scrivy
7th September 2007, 09:11
Then you can go fuck yourself.
Well I wouldn't have to wait 6 months for the other half to initiate something.......:zzzz::zzzz: :dodge:
Come to think of it, is there an unwritten code on KB, that you're not allowed to talk about the sex lives of married people?? I've asked twice now for feedback on how many times married people 'do it', but haven't had any comments back!!
Either they're in the same boat as me and don't get any, or they're abiding by some KB unwritten code of conduct??
SO: HOW MANY TIMES A MONTH DO YOU GET IT??
Or is 4 times a year your lot too??:dodge::crybaby:
Depressed.
Joni
7th September 2007, 09:16
Depressed.Cant be good Scrivy.... <_<
At the risk of sounding like doctor Joni - have you tried talking to your other half and letting her know this is an issue? :doctor:
Goblin
7th September 2007, 09:21
Well I wouldn't have to wait 6 months for the other half to initiate something.......:zzzz::zzzz: :dodge:
Awww poor you! Why dont you initiate it? Get the kids off to bed early...make sure all the housework is done....run a bubble bath, light some candles, put the radio onto "Love Songs With Gail" and open a bottle of wine and really pamper her. Maybe she's wondering why you dont initiate it anymore.
Stickchick
7th September 2007, 09:21
Well I wouldn't have to wait 6 months for the other half to initiate something.......:zzzz::zzzz: :dodge:
Do you always wait for her to initiate? If so then there is your problem.
_Gina_
7th September 2007, 09:22
Dear Depressed
After thinking long and hard about the distinct lack of sex in your life, I have decided that the best advice I can offer is;
You need to harden the fuck up !
You want more sex with your wife - stop whinging and start humping!
Dr G Spot.
Joni
7th September 2007, 09:28
Awww poor you! Why dont youGet the kids off to bed early...make sure all the housework is done....run a bubble bath, light some candles, put the radio onto "Love Songs With Gail" and open a bottle of wine and really pamper her. Shit and how often does that happen outside a womans wishes and in reality? 1%? 2%? 5%? of the time?... hmmm.....
007XX
7th September 2007, 09:29
Well I wouldn't have to wait 6 months for the other half to initiate something.....
Come to think of it, is there an unwritten code on KB, that you're not allowed to talk about the sex lives of married people?? I've asked twice now for feedback on how many times married people 'do it', but haven't had any comments back!!
Either they're in the same boat as me and don't get any, or they're abiding by some KB unwritten code of conduct??
SO: HOW MANY TIMES A MONTH DO YOU GET IT??
Or is 4 times a year your lot too??:dodge::crybaby:
Depressed.
:shutup::shutup::violin::violin:
You mean to say that twice a week is NOT the norm???:buggerd::blink::gob:
Well, bugger me...:lol:
Goblin
7th September 2007, 09:32
Shit and how often does that happen outside a womans wishes and in reality? 1%? 2%? 5%? of the time... hmmm.....You're right! We are allowed to wish aren't we? :confused:
ManDownUnder
7th September 2007, 09:34
SO: HOW MANY TIMES A MONTH DO YOU GET IT??
Or is 4 times a year your lot too??:dodge::crybaby:
Depressed.
PM sent....
scrivy
7th September 2007, 09:53
Shite!!
Thanks for the replies and PM's!!
But no one has mentioned how much they get!!
Of course I try, I ask , I beg, I grovel daily, but it makes no difference!! After 2 kids, shes turned off the taps!! Nothing more I can do. I have talked to numerous other guys about their situations also, and they're all in the same boat!! Mines been 6.5 years since she last gave me the come-on.
At what point do I stop bothering, knowing the answer is no!
Do woman that have loving, caring, monogamus husbands really want them to go and stray?? I'm starting to see that maybe there is greener grass over the fence.
I know of lots of guys who do the 'dirty', and I don't want to end up there!
Still depressed:weep:
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 10:48
Well I wouldn't have to wait 6 months for the other half to initiate something.......:zzzz::zzzz: :dodge:
Come to think of it, is there an unwritten code on KB, that you're not allowed to talk about the sex lives of married people?? I've asked twice now for feedback on how many times married people 'do it', but haven't had any comments back!!
Either they're in the same boat as me and don't get any, or they're abiding by some KB unwritten code of conduct??
SO: HOW MANY TIMES A MONTH DO YOU GET IT??
Or is 4 times a year your lot too??:dodge::crybaby:
Depressed.
Six times since Monday buddy, & yesterday we couldnt be arsed, 'cos we were too tired from spending the day on the RSV.
There ya go, Dont say nobody gives feedback about what theyre getting pal.
scrivy
7th September 2007, 10:57
In your next life Bob, you're gunna come back as a freaking minister - and you'll never get it!!
Well, you could at least share some around for other less unfortunates.....:laugh:
Paul in NZ
7th September 2007, 11:20
Awww poor you! Why dont you initiate it? Get the kids off to bed early...make sure all the housework is done....run a bubble bath, light some candles, put the radio onto "Love Songs With Gail" and open a bottle of wine and really pamper her. Maybe she's wondering why you dont initiate it anymore.
Ha... Vicki would be fast asleep after all that pampering, relaxing and a glass of wine... Actually - so would I....
We have been together 28 years and there is no way I'm discussing specifics about our sex life without the Vickster right beside me. It would be crass, disrespectful and rude to her to do so. What are you expecting a lewd tell all? Personally - at 51 and a type 1 diabetic I'm amazed at how much I still enjoy life and the pleasures of the flesh (includes eating like a pig and drinking too much as well). I love my wife, shes not perfect but neither am I and over the years, the more I've realised how much hormones affect basic 'man' thinking - and done my best to rise (ho ho) above that - the happier I am - and the more affection comes my way...
I'm painfully aware that sometimes, no scrub that, 'often' couples cease to enjoy each other and one party will become 'distressed' - often turning to booze or unfaithfulness. Thats a damn shame and I'd be looking for an underlying cause cause it's not normal. Blame is not the way forwards - you really need to look at a lot of factors including your own attractiveness as a bedmate.
We all get sucked in (ho ho - another little joke) by the global marketing machines idea of what sex is all about and we expect our partners to be ideal or fantasy figures or gymnasts but thats not sustainable or even real. People in porn are not real, its not like that in 3D and basically - if we could all be a bit more humble about our expectations I think we would all be a lot happier.
Paul N
ps - nothing against porn - it's great!
pps - you may want to consider a relationship coach??
ppps - most girlies kinda 'like' being stalked a little - woo her.... The occasional nuzzle, whisper in the ear, pinch on the bum, random gift should be considered an investment.....
Goblin
7th September 2007, 11:33
Six times since Monday buddy, & yesterday we couldnt be arsed, 'cos we were too tired from spending the day on the RSV.
There ya go, Dont say nobody gives feedback about what theyre getting pal.Hope your kindy teacher friend doesnt mind you telling a bunch of strangers on a public forum all about how often you do it?
scrivy
7th September 2007, 11:34
I agree with you paul, all I would like to know is if I should only expect 'it' 4 times a year. That's all - I don't need sordid details (maybe if you're so inclined you could PM me.... as does sidecar Bob).:drool:
I hear the identical story from lots of my friends in the same situation. My friends aren't down and out bums, poor, ugly or right bastards. (Although...... some are sidecar racers.......????)
They have the same issue I have - we don't get none!! :angry2:
What do we have to do to turn it around? Can it be turned around? Should I and others keep trying? Is it all woman that have had 2 or more kids??
All I wanted to know is if my case was normal?
Goblin
7th September 2007, 11:50
I don't need sordid details (maybe if you're so inclined you could PM me.... as does sidecar Bob).:drool:
Oh God! It goes from bad to worse!! Does she know you guys share all the sordid details?? Does she approve???
Paul in NZ
7th September 2007, 11:57
Oh God! It goes from bad to worse!! Does she know you guys share all the sordid details?? Does she approve???
My thoughts exactly.
Mate 'normal' is a pretty BIG target... I think you are approaching this all wrong.
If you are that unhappy and you consider you have a relationship problem - then you probably do have an issue and it needs to be dealt with before it explodes. Using others as examples won't cut it. The sexual revolution was about altering societies view on what IS normal - your normal will be very different to mine and it's pointless to compare them. You are stressed and unhappy - talk to your wife and your doctor and see if you can get some professional help - it could be something physical...
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 12:08
Ha... Vicki would be fast asleep after all that pampering, relaxing and a glass of wine... Actually - so would I....
We have been together 28 years and there is no way I'm discussing specifics about our sex life without the Vickster right beside me. It would be crass, disrespectful and rude to her to do so. What are you expecting a lewd tell all? Personally - at 51 and a type 1 diabetic I'm amazed at how much I still enjoy life and the pleasures of the flesh (includes eating like a pig and drinking too much as well). I love my wife, shes not perfect but neither am I and over the years, the more I've realised how much hormones affect basic 'man' thinking - and done my best to rise (ho ho) above that - the happier I am - and the more affection comes my way...
I'm painfully aware that sometimes, no scrub that, 'often' couples cease to enjoy each other and one party will become 'distressed' - often turning to booze or unfaithfulness. Thats a damn shame and I'd be looking for an underlying cause cause it's not normal. Blame is not the way forwards - you really need to look at a lot of factors including your own attractiveness as a bedmate.
We all get sucked in (ho ho - another little joke) by the global marketing machines idea of what sex is all about and we expect our partners to be ideal or fantasy figures or gymnasts but thats not sustainable or even real. People in porn are not real, its not like that in 3D and basically - if we could all be a bit more humble about our expectations I think we would all be a lot happier.
Paul N
ps - nothing against porn - it's great!
pps - you may want to consider a relationship coach??
ppps - most girlies kinda 'like' being stalked a little - woo her.... The occasional nuzzle, whisper in the ear, pinch on the bum, random gift should be considered an investment.....
Paul makes some good points here Scrivy, although i dont agree with all of them. You really do need to examine your own atractiveness as a bedmate, Personally i find you rather vulgar. Im not sure about stalking her though, i heard you can be arrested for that, & i tried pinching her bum & nuzzling her once & she whacked me so dont go there mate.
Turning to booze & unfaithfulness can be fun, especially when you combine the two, but its not a healthy long term behaviour or solution & definitely not reccomended.
I know you are aware of the benifits of porn, that is well documented in my E mail inbox, but it dosent seem to be helping you does it, well, it may be helping your right hand, but that would be all.
Goblin
7th September 2007, 12:12
Scrivy...maybe the reason your wife is not being intimate with you is because she's afraid that all the details will be shared amongst all your friends and she's embarrassed by it all. Talking about intimate details with others is a sure way to turn any woman off. Word gets around you know.
Mental Trousers
7th September 2007, 12:19
Ditch the kids for an evening, get a couple of bottles of leg opener, rent a chick flick DVD, get some strawberries and/or fancy chocolates to scoff during the DVD, take the phone off the hook. You've gotta put in a bit of effort before you'll get any and appearing to care about her needs is a good start. Don't pour so much wine into her she falls asleep and try to look interested through the entire DVD. Read a couple of reviews and plot summary online beforehand so you don't actually have to pay attention during the movie, but you will know what happens so she thinks you did. Remember cuddling is good, scratching your arse is bad.
Oh and Kelly is right too, don't tell the boys or kb.
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 14:51
Hope your kindy teacher friend doesnt mind you telling a bunch of strangers on a public forum all about how often you do it?
Not for a moment, Shes worse than me in that respect & some of the posts in my name were in fact done by her.
P.S Great profile pic Gob!!! making it look easy.:niceone:
doc
7th September 2007, 15:17
Awww poor you! Why dont you initiate it? Get the kids off to bed early...make sure all the housework is done....run a bubble bath, light some candles, put the radio onto "Love Songs With Gail" and open a bottle of wine and really pamper her. Maybe she's wondering why you dont initiate it anymore.
So you want us males to
feed, bath, dress, read abreviated version of Lord of the rings to the little darlings. After answering too numerous to count questions.
Do the dishes tidy lounge. Put all the crap away.
Chop another load for the wetback. Shred some more sunlight soap.
Stoke up the Tilley lamp, try to tune into a "real" music station
Get out a bottle of the Home brew
Whisper sweet nothings sounding like a real idoit
All this for 30 seconds of what we really want , Do you know how much of a Warriors game you could miss during that 30 seconds
You write the TUI adds don't you. You deserve a red rep lady.
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 16:13
So you want us males to
feed, bath, dress, read abreviated version of Lord of the rings to the little darlings. After answering too numerous to count questions.
Do the dishes tidy lounge. Put all the crap away.
Chop another load for the wetback. Shred some more sunlight soap.
Stoke up the Tilley lamp, try to tune into a "real" music station
Get out a bottle of the Home brew
Whisper sweet nothings sounding like a real idoit
All this for 30 seconds of what we really want , Do you know how much of a Warriors game you could miss during that 30 seconds
You write the TUI adds don't you. You deserve a red rep lady.
And compare all that crap to havin a quick fifty off the wrist.
If a woman wants you to do all that in exchange for a bit of pussy then i think she may be seriously overestimating the value of her pussy, or in fact completely overlooking the fact that they are only approximately half as rare as assholes.
Goblin
7th September 2007, 17:05
So you want us males to
feed, bath, dress, read abreviated version of Lord of the rings to the little darlings. After answering too numerous to count questions.
Do the dishes tidy lounge. Put all the crap away.
Chop another load for the wetback. Shred some more sunlight soap.
Stoke up the Tilley lamp, try to tune into a "real" music station
Get out a bottle of the Home brew
Whisper sweet nothings sounding like a real idoit
All this for 30 seconds of what we really want , Do you know how much of a Warriors game you could miss during that 30 seconds
You write the TUI adds don't you. You deserve a red rep lady.Well I do all that as well as cook the meal and are still able to have my 30 seconds pleasure...whats wrong with you men?
Pfft! Rugby schmugby!
:spanking:
sidecar bob
7th September 2007, 17:11
Well I do all that as well as cook the meal and are still able to have my 30 seconds pleasure...whats wrong with you men?
Pfft! Rugby schmugby!
:spanking:
30 seconds?? Hardly seems worth it really when you say it like that.
jafar
7th September 2007, 17:56
I agree with you paul, all I would like to know is if I should only expect 'it' 4 times a year. That's all - I don't need sordid details (maybe if you're so inclined you could PM me.... as does sidecar Bob).:drool:
I hear the identical story from lots of my friends in the same situation. My friends aren't down and out bums, poor, ugly or right bastards. (Although...... some are sidecar racers.......????)
They have the same issue I have - we don't get none!! :angry2:
What do we have to do to turn it around? Can it be turned around? Should I and others keep trying? Is it all woman that have had 2 or more kids??
All I wanted to know is if my case was normal?
Yes your case is normal, sad but true:argh:
You have 2 choices.
1/ Fix the problem, try being nice to her & helping round the house, doing all that she wants you to do & then @ bedtime hope she is 'in the mood'.:eek5:
2/ Trade her in on a newer model :devil2::woohoo::shit:
If you go for option 2 make sure you try before you buy :yes:
Kickaha
7th September 2007, 20:40
Of course I try, I ask , I beg, I grovel daily, but it makes no difference!!
and sidecarbob still turns you down? come on Bob take a hit for the team:bleh:
RiderInBlack
8th September 2007, 09:22
Been there and had the lack of sex problem with my ex-wife. MY advise is forget about the sex right now and work on ya relationship. If she is not interested in having sex with ya then there has to be something going wrong about how ya two feel about each other. 6.5years tells me ya are overdue for working it out. Work ya relationship out and the sex will come on it's own accord. "If it don't fit, don't force it".
Blue Babe
8th September 2007, 09:50
Shite!!
Thanks for the replies and PM's!!
But no one has mentioned how much they get!!
Of course I try, I ask , I beg, I grovel daily, but it makes no difference!! After 2 kids, shes turned off the taps!! Nothing more I can do. I have talked to numerous other guys about their situations also, and they're all in the same boat!! Mines been 6.5 years since she last gave me the come-on.
At what point do I stop bothering, knowing the answer is no!
Do woman that have loving, caring, monogamus husbands really want them to go and stray?? I'm starting to see that maybe there is greener grass over the fence.
I know of lots of guys who do the 'dirty', and I don't want to end up there!
Still depressed:weep:
I know how your wife feels after having two kids of my own. I was unlucky too, in the fact I had to have an episiotomy (Cut down below) for both my kids when they were born, so as you can imagine Sex was the very last thing on my mind. It took a lot longer for my sexual desires to come back & I found it very hard to instigate as I didn't feel very sexy. Sex was not our only problem, there was all sorts of other stuff going down as well. Coming to NZ 8yrs ago was supposed to help our marriage but after 4yrs here it finally came to an end....(Relationship councilling may well have helped if we'd seeked help alot sooner, but he wouldn't see one) The thing is when He came any where near me Or I went for a cuddle it was like his eyes lit up & he rubbed his hands (figuratively) & thought ooooh I'm in today.
I'm very much a touchy feely sort of girl & like to hold hands or cuddle with out the sex every time :yes:, but with my ex I couldn't go near him for support.
Today, I have a wonderful man who shows me love & caring. I have rediscovered Sex & being sexy all over again & have alot of fun with it etc. I'm not made to feel inadequate. (I'm now a 2-3 or more times a week girl :yes:)
If you LOVE your wife, then sit her down & talk to her find out what is bothering her, Get Help if you think your relationship is worth saving. 6.5yrs is way too long to let it go like this. I was married 17yrs & I'm afraid the last 10yrs were like yours, which is very sad as I feel I've wasted alot of time being miserable.
Straying is the last thing you should do as it will destroy what ever you have left as well as both family's, kids etc.
Remember it takes two to Tango & maybe you have a fault or two as well as your wife.
Blue Babe
19th December 2007, 14:38
Shite!!
Thanks for the replies and PM's!!
But no one has mentioned how much they get!!
Of course I try, I ask , I beg, I grovel daily, but it makes no difference!! After 2 kids, shes turned off the taps!! Nothing more I can do. I have talked to numerous other guys about their situations also, and they're all in the same boat!! Mines been 6.5 years since she last gave me the come-on.
At what point do I stop bothering, knowing the answer is no!
Do woman that have loving, caring, monogamus husbands really want them to go and stray?? I'm starting to see that maybe there is greener grass over the fence.
I know of lots of guys who do the 'dirty', and I don't want to end up there!
Still depressed:weep:
I was wondering if You've started getting things sorted with your lovely wife??
Nothing has been said for ages & I'm very curious. If you can't say that's ok too, but I hope it has or at least something has happened, so you guys are bit happier with your lives etc
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