Caption contest 28 August

[paturoa]

Standard rulz - bling to best

[ManDownUnder]

In contrast to the rest of the Western world, in Malasia the young women selling motorcycles almost always to close the deal...

[nadroj]

Well blow me down... I think that erection has a rung missing!<_<

[Busy]

For the dirty minds:
Are you sure blowing on this will make it go faster (see the front of the seat)

For the clean minds:
who am I kidding, this is KB :headbang:

[shafty]

The cock-pit mounted blower ensures Rider comfort as well as stress relief in the hectic market traffic

[Coldrider]

Ming got called back home unexpectedly by his wife, but he was adament he was going to get what he traded for.;)

[oldrider]

Freedom of invention without PC convention!

[Holy Roller]

That which costs the most gets the best seat

[Sparky Bills]

MUM! I told you not to sit like that!!! Now all the bros think im "funny"!

[NighthawkNZ]

"well while your down there..."

[Karma]

Jobs are so hard to come by in asia that women are now hiring themselves out as airbags.

[Shadows]

Hong decided Suki's punishment should fit the crime after she spent the knee slider money he had been saving for months on more goddam chickens.

[Eurodave]

"Gas, Grass or Ass,noboby rides for free"

[MSTRS]

When I said "I'm riding up front" this was not what I meant.....

[Hitcher]

Vietnam Honda offers "full service" contract on all new cycles sold.

[007XX]

Todays' headliner of the Vietnam Post:

"Another tragic display of Top to Tail today in the streets of Phnom Pen...Neither participants were harmed, but the onlookers were never the same!"

[Angusdog]

"And on the currency markets, the US dollar continues to slide, but thanks to hard work the Vietnamese Dong continues to rise"

[Swoop]

Not quite sure of the sex of his hitch hiker from He-she St, the honda rider was not totally convinced that he was "gay".

[Laava]

When she called "shotgun" she didn't realise it would be HER staring down the barrel!

[HenryDorsetCase]

When John suggested to Jane they try and spice up their sex life by "trying a different position", this wasnt what she imagined.

[nickchilli]

oh that pocket rocket !!!!

[0arbreaka]

EXTREME VOYEUR!!!
This time they're everywhere!!

[banditrider]

"You know I'm usually up for anything, but just for once can we have safe sex? Where's my helmet?"

[mdooher]

Your helmet seems to have gone purple

[Bren]

Keeping it clean here

Chen Yong, When I go left can you dangle your right leg...??? I dont have any indicators

[janno]

Xi and Chang had been trying hard for five years, but they were still childless . . .

[ynot slow]

Man with hole in pants gets air condition job

[98tls]

Sue Ling was fast tiring of husband Hanoi bobs obsession with take outs..

[limbimtimwim]

Dum de doo, I like poo.

[mbazza]

"Don't look now, but one of those Kiwi bikers is raising his camera! That should get us plenty of posts! Cheers.

[skidMark]

"hey sweetie , while youre down there"

[skidMark]

"The new hyosung train, can be ridden both ways, without having to turn around! buy yours today at your local market and this month only recieve a free live chicken* "





*hyosung korea limited holds no resposibility if free bird has bird flu

[Eurodave]

Guy to girl,.... "repeatedly banging the back of your head on the handlebars wont make us go any faster"

[fireball]

hang!!! thats not the footpeg... :shit::shit:

[codgyoleracer]

Asia's Yin Yang riding technique does offer fringe benefits. :shit:

[TLMAN]

Did you just trump!!!

[flyingscotsman]

Daddy, Where am i going to sit when Mummy gets on ?

[ManDownUnder]

I'd rather be eating those chickens...

[avgas]

In North Korea buying a motorcycle also incurs a baggage tax. What you do with her is up to you she's your baggage

[avgas]

"The bike was a basket case - but felt good when i rode it"
triumph owners anyone

[ukbandit]

How much to bangkok driver? which one mine or the city!:drool:

[codgyoleracer]

"The northern vietnam government has decreed that carrying anything less than two persons & six chickens on a motor-scooter is against the national interest & wastefull of its energy reserves"

[Naki Rat]

The new Getmakuzi 50 step-through with optional rider relaxation kit for extreme Asian traffic gridlock conditions.

[Patrick]

The new oral contract that comes with the nifty 50 commutor is hard to beat and totally rewarding to the purchaser.

[iwilde]

Is that it? Me go back to white man!

[Busy]

So as not to bring attention to his blow up doll he placed the chickens on the back ...

[Skyryder]

With the scafolding in the background and the guy looks like he's getting a blow job.


Double 'erection.'


Skyryder