Downsize my pet. Holy crap!

[Babelfish]

Just noticed a program on telly tonight called "downsize my pet"....WTF!!!!????

When the fuck will someone do a "Upsize my lard arse trailer park useless cunt brain" program and hit the problem at the source :crazy:

[deanohit]

Ooooohhh, gotta see that. We got a big, fat, black bastard of a lab (not mine) here who could lose a few kilos.

[Babelfish]

Ooooohhh, gotta see that. We got a big, fat, black bastard of a lab (not mine) here who could lose a few kilos.

If its a boy, buy him a petit little yorkshire terrier bitch to chase and root, he'll blow more than a few pounds :buggerd:

[Flatcap]

When the fuck will someone do a "Upsize my lard arse trailer park useless cunt brain" program and hit the problem at the source :crazy:


Mastermind
University Challenge
...Sale of the Century...?

No one watched because most viewers are losers and want to see people worse than them to feel superior

[Usarka]

i cant understand why i am so fat boo hoo its because you ate all the dog roll you stupid fucking mutt.

[Drum]

This is the local content quota coming back to bite us on the arse.

[Babelfish]

Mastermind
University Challenge
...Sale of the Century...?

No one watched because most viewers are losers and want to see people worse than them to feel superior

...I've started, so I'll finish...


i cant understand why i am so fat boo hoo its because you ate all the dog roll you stupid fucking mutt.

"Its big bones"....yeah, big bones n farking gravy


This is the local content quota coming back to bite us on the arse.

Hey, carefull, they'll eat anything.

[Str8 Jacket]

I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!

[deanohit]

If its a boy, buy him a petit little yorkshire terrier bitch to chase and root, he'll blow more than a few pounds :buggerd:

Too late, he's already had his nuts out.:no:

[Babelfish]

I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!

Ha ha,no its not. :mellow:


Too late, he's already had his nuts out.:no:

Dont all dogs have their nuts out? :2thumbsup

[Headbanger]

Surely the best solution would be to just shoot the pet?

[Curious_AJ]

I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!

well.. obesity epidemic... not the way to describe it.. because OBESITY IS NOT A DISEASE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD!!!!

it's just people who don't know how to look after their animals.

but yes, it isn't really anything to laugh about.. and it's good that the programme is bringing it into the light for those people out there who do over-feed their pets... there is a point where it becomes cruelty to have such a fat animal... technically, the animal has no thoughts on the mater except "i must eat because its there and it helps me survive" ... its the humans who should think about how much of what they're feeding the animal... way too many people feed the pets for sympathy after the pet has eaten and then given them the "please feed me" look.

and people don't tend to excersise their animals as much as they should either!!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!

Pet Obesity; Our pets, our problem.

Heh heh heh heh...

[flame]

well.. obesity epidemic... not the way to describe it.. because OBESITY IS NOT A DISEASE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD!!!!



Pet Obesity is as much classed a 'disease' as is.....er....um.....'depression'!


Weird.... I know:rolleyes:

[Curious_AJ]

depression is a mental disorder...

pet obesity, is just moronic people who don't bother to ask about the correct way to feed their pet... most vets would gladly tell them!

[Tank]

what gets me is that people are able to pitch this to the TV execs and some fucker goes "wow- great idea"

Then they go out and sell advertising to companys "wanna buy a 30 second slot - target market is dumb fuckers with fat pets"

Idiots sign up to be on the show (pretty much sure they are not paid) - making a fool of themselves. Making them the butt of everyones jokes.

This is TV at its very worse. The only person who is smiling is the company producing it who still cannot believe that some channel is paying good money for this shit.

rant over.

[Mental Trousers]

Just noticed a program on telly tonight called "downsize my pet"....WTF!!!!????

When the fuck will someone do a "Upsize my lard arse trailer park useless cunt brain" program and hit the problem at the source :crazy:

I'd be keen to see something like Survivor that pits 1 complete town/city against another and the people with the worst genetic makeup get voted off the island (off all New Zealand islands).


Surely the best solution would be to just shoot the pet?
The owner you mean!!!! Shoot the owner the pet doesn't get 50 snacks and treats a day and within a month looks like a pet should.

[Babelfish]

I'd be keen to see something like Survivor that pits 1 complete town/city against another and the people with the worst genetic makeup get voted off the island (off all New Zealand islands).


The owner you mean!!!! Shoot the owner the pet doesn't get 50 snacks and treats a day and within a month looks like a pet should.

That'd be a fucking great show!

Personally I say shoot both the owner and pet, and then stew them both and feed them to chiuauas and whippets....yum :drool:

[janno]

I went to dog shows for a while with my blue heeler.

The fattest women had the tiniest dogs. Quite logical really.

Though they had to watch where they sat or their champion chihuahua might suffer death by arse fold . . .

No excuse for a fat dog. Even if it doesn't get very much exercise, which is a hanging offence in my books, you just change their food to beef (not mutton) bones with virtually no meat on them. Keeps them happy and occupied for hours. Commercial dog food is like us eating nothing but Tim Tams and chips. Tastes good but not what we were designed to eat, and makes us expand at a rapid rate.

Also, quite often fat people have subconsciously realised that fat dogs don't want much walking.

[Babelfish]

Also, quite often fat people have subconsciously realised that fat dogs don't want much walking.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA, thats great.....:banana:

[Curious_AJ]

I went to dog shows for a while with my blue heeler.

The fattest women had the tiniest dogs. Quite logical really.

Though they had to watch where they sat or their champion chihuahua might suffer death by arse fold . . .

No excuse for a fat dog. Even if it doesn't get very much exercise, which is a hanging offence in my books, you just change their food to beef (not mutton) bones with virtually no meat on them. Keeps them happy and occupied for hours. Commercial dog food is like us eating nothing but Tim Tams and chips. Tastes good but not what we were designed to eat, and makes us expand at a rapid rate.

Also, quite often fat people have subconsciously realised that fat dogs don't want much walking.

I agree with feedign a raw diet and bones and such.. though sometimes it's a good idea to alternate that with a food like Hill Science diet. Hills is actually really good... but I'd prefer a mostly raw food, natural diet... it's the way it should be...