Have you ever?

[light]

Have you ever been riding around town (which ever one that may be) and seen a Gorgeous ass poking out from behind a car or in the middle of the road waiting for the traffic to clear so they can cross and think to your self hmmm I'd like to....

Then though you know it's not safe, take your hand off its throttle grip and spank dat :spanking:?

Reason I ask is that I always have that urge but never actually do it as I just know my fiance will somehow and in some way be following behind me in a car ;)

Just curious if other actually do it?

[Luckylegs]

No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".

Truth of the matter is while we blokes are likely to think it, and quite frankly while some have probably done it, I do wonder whether your actually serious.

[janno]

The problem is, in this day and age you are likely to be charged with assault. You may think it's all fun and games and lighthearted, but if the other person is not attracted to you, they will probably find it more than a little repulsive.

Bet you are one of those bring back the cane people . . . :devil2:

[lordandrevv]

thought of it a few time, and can't say I have a gf or anything to stop me, but i do imagine the other person could get me in shit...I'll do it once I'll have a flip plate (so i can hide my identity :-D

[Indiana_Jones]

The problem is, in this day and age you are likely to be charged with assault. You may think it's all fun and games and lighthearted, but if the other person is not attracted to you, they will probably find it more than a little repulsive.

Bet you are one of those bring back the cane people . . . :devil2:

They can't charge you if they can't catch you!

Run fool!


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-Indy

[James Deuce]

I wasn't going to log back in, but this piece of dribbling inanity needs to be dealt with.

You're an idiot.

A very attractive friend of my wife was training for a triathlon when some lads in a car thought they'd do just that. They broke her coccyx and cracked her pelvis. The one who did the actual slapping got 2 years for GBH - and a broken arm.

As a consequence of her injuries she nearly died in childbirth and her child is brain damaged thanks to the rapid drop off in oxygen via the umbilicus during the birthing process. Her pelvis fractured during labour and she lost lots of blood thanks to a perforated lower intestine.

Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others.

[KATWYN]

Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others.

Is this enough of a reality check the next time you are tempted.....

[light]

Wow very serious ppl in here.

Just to clarify, like I originally said "i have had the urge" but I would never do it for a few reasons, I'm engaged, I respect women and always have, the damage factor (sorry to hear about your friend) the stupidity of it at the potenial of crashing etc, legal repercussions. Yes I know it a silly thing to do and again I stress I would never do it. But I have thought about it and do think if done right would be unharmful and quite funny as I have had someone do it to me years ago while riding a push bike.

Ohh and this whole hormone thing LOL if I didn't control myself I would be telling you how I did it wouldn't i?

I mearly asked and have never tried to do it and as I said never would.
Merely asking a (what I thought) was light hearted question and i didn't just mean women I was meaning has anyone done it?

Chillax a little some of you... far to serious

[LilSel]

No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".


*bling* :laugh: .....

[janno]

Get your kicks some other way.

Voila.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ftLeMjlw

[Luckylegs]

Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others.

Exactly... If its that big of a problem, lean forward, find a bumpy road. Go make a cum stain on the inside of ya leathers instead of on life.....

:Pokey:

[James Deuce]

I mearly asked and have never tried to do it and as I said never would.
Merely asking a (what I thought) was light hearted question and i didn't just mean women I was meaning has anyone done it?

Chillax a little some of you... far to serious

I answered your question. Someone has done it. It nearly killed people. It is serious.

[Luckylegs]

...Not Serious, Just Passionate..... and sometimes just a little opinionated.....

[light]

I answered your question. Someone has done it. It nearly killed people. It is serious.

Yea thats all good, but your personal attacks are unwarranted.

Asked a innocent question and get you guys attacking my integrity out of it... when quite frankly I am sure a lot of ppl have thought about it seeing as MOST guys I know think up a lot of stuff far worse than I ever could

[Reckless]

:Oi:jeepers some do need their chill pills. Is it grumpy day today. I hereby rename this thread Doom and Gloom.

Talk about extreme examples He was just being light-hearted (no pun intended).

I dunno about the slap on the arse thing. But often when I out and about riding I have glanced at a gorgeous piece of some lovely lady and thought thats very shaply! And I'm sure many here have, girls and boyz included.

As I prepare myself for the rath of the many!!

[Luckylegs]

Yea thats all good, but your personal attacks are unwarranted.

Asked a innocent question and get you guys attacking my integrity out of it... when quite frankly I am sure a lot of ppl have thought about it seeing as MOST guys I know think up a lot of stuff far worse than I ever could

Ah, the written word.... what a fanstastic form of communication. For what its worth, If your first post had contained some of the info of your second I probably would not have reacted at all (I may have thought the same thing but would have been unlikely to react).

As one of your "attackers"... Please note that I DID admit that we probably are all (excepting you :innocent: types) guilty of thinking things like this...

[MSTRS]

.... glanced at a gorgeous piece of some lovely lady ....

Look with your eyes. Not with your fingers.
Psst...you do know 'they' have the vote now?

[James Deuce]

Talk about extreme examples He was just being light-hearted (no pun intended).



That's odd. That's just what those lads said in court, "We didn't mean it, we thought it would be funny".

I'll lighten up when people stop hurting other people for a "joke". Deal?

[Big Dave]

As I prepare myself for the rath of the many!!

Wrath you *@#$_*^$.


Good that you were prepared.

;-P

[kevfromcoro]

on the westpac run last year ,,going down queen st, a bloke with a video camera got to close,put my hand out..and just touched him.....just about arssed off the bike..
suprised a small knock like that can throw u off ballance..
dangerous

[Luckylegs]

Wrath you *@#$_*^$.


Good that you were prepared.

;-P

He said he was getting prepared not that he WAS prepared, What if he wasnt finished ???

Think of the damage you may have done with that *@#$_*^$

[light]

That's odd. That's just what those lads said in court, "We didn't mean it, we thought it would be funny".

I'll lighten up when people stop hurting other people for a "joke". Deal?

You think they intentionally wanted to hurt her? That's sir is ridiculous. Unless they knew her and had some kind of grudge I highly doubt it was intended to break bones, I will say that they were obviously going quite fast and/or hit quite hard.

When I first posted I was meaning a tap (like a love tap you would give a loved one on the toosh) not some brutal smack on the ass.

Luckylegs, thanks yes it was all in a attempt at some light conversation and maybe a laugh or 2. Some people just decided to see me as some kinda child rapist or something simular when in reality I would consider myself a very fun person and most respectable person to everyone I meet.

[Big Dave]

I'll lighten up when.......

.........I turn the computer off for a while and do something else till I get the vibe back?

[Rosie]

But I have thought about it and do think if done right would be unharmful and quite funny

I have no problem with men admiring the scenery, but I'm guessing that a number of women would fail to see the funny side of being whacked by a man on a moving vehicle wearing a full face helmet and a lot of body armour.

[Reckless]

I'll lighten up when people stop hurting other people for a "joke". Deal?

Its a deal! Just to brighten your day a bit! He only said he thought about it?


Wrath you *@#$_*^$.

A sense of humour, good man ..... bling to you!


on the westpac run last year ,,going down queen st, a bloke with a video camera got to close,put my hand out..and just touched him.....just about arssed off the bike..
suprised a small knock like that can throw u off ballance..
dangerous

Actually many years ago when I was a young lad I heard about a bloke in another group of guys that broke his arm in several places slapping something stationary (not human) out the window of a moving car. I agree with kevfromcoro it is dangerous.

[Big Dave]

When I first posted I was meaning a tap (like a love tap you would give a loved one on the toosh).



Not angry or nuffink:

No - honestly would not enter my mind.
Find it repugnant and disrespectful.

Pay the lady a compliment by all means.
But don't touch. Gropers are classless.

[light]

Pay the lady a compliment by all means.
But don't touch. Gropers are classless.

indeed agree, just asking would never do. Infact I never have except to my partner

[007XX]

Ok, so to get back on the light hearted view point topic thingy...

Have I ever thought about giving a friendly little smack on the cute bum of a cyclist, or biker, or biker's pillion...:devil2:???

Of course, I have...:dodge: Have I ever done it? Heck no!!:nono:

But it is a whole lot of fun and temptation right there, I tell ya! :yes:

Some of them are so very perky and bouncy roundnesses...:innocent:

And no, it's not just the boys who think of these things...

[Jimmy B]

Gropers are classless.

Actually Dave I find Gropers to be the most friendly of all coastal fish...

[Big Dave]

indeed agree, just asking would never do. Infact I never have except to my partner

I had an editor who was one of the best blokes - till his 4th pint - and then he was all over the office girls. Cost him some big time gigs.

[Big Dave]

Actually Dave I find Gropers to be the most friendly of all coastal fish...

I knew someone would take the bait.

[James Deuce]

When I first posted I was meaning a tap (like a love tap you would give a loved one on the toosh) not some brutal smack on the ass.
.

Amazing how much force a 50km/hr speed differential adds to a "love tap".

It's not a love tap. It is out and out sexual harassment and when it goes wrong the "I didn't intend to hurt her" defence is a bit weak in the face of the out and out stupidity you are proposing and the physical mayhem that can result.

I have no sense of humour about this. It is right up there with putting kids in a drier and turning it on.

[KATWYN]

When I first posted I was meaning a tap (like a love tap you would give a loved one on the toosh) not some brutal smack on the ass.




Yea but the law of physics makes a small tap turn dangerous if the persons thrown off balance etc.

[KATWYN]

I have no sense of humour about this. It is right up there with putting kids in a drier and turning it on.

...or lighting someones grass skirt from under a toilet cubical at a fancy dress party.
Not my type of humour either

[Hitcher]

Yea thats all good, but your personal attacks are unwarranted.

Jim2 didn't attack you personally. He shredded your proposition and exposed it for the sexist macho bullshit nonsense it is.

[light]

Amazing how much force a 50km/hr speed differential adds to a "love tap".

It's not a love tap. It is out and out sexual harassment and when it goes wrong the "I didn't intend to hurt her" defence is a bit weak in the face of the out and out stupidity you are proposing and the physical mayhem that can result.

I have no sense of humour about this. It is right up there with putting kids in a drier and turning it on.

yea your justs a cock wake up on the other side of your bed next time, yes you are taking things quite serious and No 50 km/h isn't a good idea. Besides this is a hypothetical situation as no one has ever done it or they are to scared to post b'cos your just Angry dude. Most people ride bikes for fun and I assumed the biking forums would also be fun but I now see that there are a lot of ppl in here that are a little to serious, you my friend need to get back to your childhood. I'm sure I could relate everything I read to a bad situation I have experienced instead of seeing it as just a little conversation starter, believe me I have seen some f*cked up sh*t in my time. By the way Kids in a dryer vs tapping a butt lightly... good comparison.

[Hitcher]

yea your justs a cock wake up on the other side of your bed next time, yes you are taking things quite serious and No 50 km/h isn't a good idea. Besides this is a hypothetical situation as no one has ever done it or they are to scared to post b'cos your just Angry dude. Most people ride bikes for fun and I assumed the biking forums would also be fun but I now see that there are a lot of ppl in here that are a little to serious, you my friend need to get back to your childhood. I'm sure I could relate everything I read to a bad situation I have experienced instead of seeing it as just a little conversation starter, believe me I have seen some f*cked up sh*t in my time. By the way Kids in a dryer vs tapping a butt lightly... good comparison.

If you can't present a cogent argument without resorting to personal attacks, then I suggest it is you who perhaps needs to "wake up on the other side of your bed next time".

You may have outlined what you believe to be a "hypothetical situation". Jim2 has outlined an analagous real situation and its tragic consequences. It you find that threatening and somehow contrary to your idea of what constitutes "fun", then that is your problem, not his. Many things in life are just good fun, until somebody loses an eye.

Any anger here is yours, not Jim2's.

[sunhuntin]

these forums are great fun... until someone touches a sore point. suggesting "hitting dat" when on a motorbike is foolishness. as jim has rightly pointed out... it can have serious or fatal consequences. btw... your mind and eyes should be focused on the road, the cars and everything that could kill you, rather than the pound of flesh on the side of the road.

jim has a great, well respected reputation on here, and i would gladly ride with him any day. respect is earned, not a god given right.

hitch: i owe you bling, sir!

[avgas]

Yeh did it once at about 5K to a close friend of mine then rode off.
Good times.
She got me back real good though. Ever had your leg rubbed the right way on a bus. Lets just say its quite hard to disguise things when you get off.

[light]

Obviously I am just a sh*t person :niceone:

Excuse me for attempting alittle fun thinking... God forbid Jim dropped the attitude for a second.

sunhuntin thanks for the riding tips I'll take that into consideration... no wait I was obviously being reckless and should never take my eyes off the road/car infront of me because I'm going to cause a 5 car nose to tail crash.

some ppl had no imagination as a child. Too much Tv and playstation I see.

http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/4455normal_Internet-SeriousBusiness.jpg

[sunhuntin]

actually, light, my imagination was great, and still is. but only where its not dangerous. i dont notice pedestrians when riding, unless they are crossing the road. too much other, more important things to keep an eye on.

as said... its all fun and games till someone loses an eye... or their life.

[Usarka]

Woohoo lets get him boys!

[Ixion]

Wow. Can we say, "politically correct, much".

A young lad comments that when riding he sometimes sees a shapely bum and thinks he'd like to spank it. Oh, so wicked. Obviously a major sexual deviant.

Made a specific point of saying that he'd never actually do it. Just think about it.

And is promptly told that he's an 'idiot". That he's up there with people who put babies in dryers. Guilty of sexual harrasment (for thinking FFS !) and that he enjoys hurting other people for a joke!

(Oh, and a "bring back the cane person", whatever that means)

Such Victorian prurience fits ill with a site where a recent thread was entirely focused (in every way) on peoples bums!

This is the 21st centruy , not the 19th . And, shock and horror though it may be to some here, but every male motorcyclist (except Maurice of course but he has his little ways also) will at some time (for some of us, lots of times), notice a shapely derriere or an enticing cleavage and think "Oh, I'd like to fondle/pat/spank/screw that". As indeed do ALL men . It's called sexuality, face up to it and move on. Or go see a good counsellor.

As a novice rider, he wouldn't realise how dangerous an apparently innocuous contact with a non moving object can be. As Mr Kev pointed out. Not wise to smack, grab, kick anything while riding, the physics is different to what you'd think. But that doesn't make him a sexual deviant, and pointing out the dangers didn't need, or warrant , the personal abuse. Educate, don't berate.

[light]

actually, light, my imagination was great, and still is. but only where its not dangerous. i dont notice pedestrians when riding, unless they are crossing the road. too much other, more important things to keep an eye on.

I do keep a good awareness of everything around me when riding, side roads, pedestrians everything, you never know when someone might step out infront of you or a car from a side street. I would rather see it first and evade the problem all together than not no it is there and be surprised by it. This case and scenario the Good looking lady and her Man were in the middle of the road with traffic on both sides of them travelling at about 10-20 km/h not a very dangerous situation unless they step into something. Which is another reason to not touch someone because they may jump into problems from the shock of it.

I just don't understand why someone took such a SERIOUS view of something that was a question and mearly a thought. Not a action which I did as I know its dangerous and stupid hense the question if anyone has done this.

Crucifying someone for a thought is just pathetic which Jim showed. He didn't just say "hell no thats a bad Idea b'cos..." instead calls me a idiot for thinking it and tells me to "Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others". He's the one jumping to conclusions and making a BIG deal out of something that didn't take place except to his friend who got baddly hurt through it.

But hell lets all take it a little to serious b'cos a situation that didn't happen is terrible and that poor girl is now in a coma in Auck hospital on life support. Ohh and her dog got kicked too

[light]

As a novice rider, he wouldn't realise how dangerous an apparently innocuous contact with a non moving object can be. As Mr Kev pointed out. Not wise to smack, grab, kick anything while riding, the physics is different to what you'd think. But that doesn't make him a sexual deviant, and pointing out the dangers didn't need, or warrant , the personal abuse. Educate, don't berate.


Just so you know I may be a novice to these forums but I have been riding bike's of all shapes and sizes for around 20 odd years now ;) but appreciate it

[MSTRS]

Jim merely drew attention to the reality of 'that hypothetical situation'...
The thread starter is the one with the problem when his view of 'fun' is not reciprocated by any or all. How many impressionable younguns here may actually put the bit of fun to the test, thinking there's no downside??
Most of us here jump down the throat (typing fingers?) of those few posters who think it's funny to propose lane splitting at 200kph etc...

[Ixion]

Sorry. An unwarranted assumption based on the CBR250. A dereliction which I of all people should not have been guilty of. Not that there is anything wrong with being a novice rider either, we all started sometime.

[Finn]

I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.

[sunhuntin]

Jim merely drew attention to the reality of 'that hypothetical situation'...
The thread starter is the one with the problem when his view of 'fun' is not reciprocated by any or all. How many impressionable younguns here may actually put the bit of fun to the test, thinking there's no downside??
Most of us here jump down the throat (typing fingers?) of those few posters who think it's funny to propose lane splitting at 200kph etc...

i have heard of guys in the states striking armadillos and such with their feet... kills the animal, and leaves the rider with losts of lil broken bones in their foot.

[Maha]

Have I ever thought about giving a friendly little smack on the cute bum of a cyclist, or biker, or biker's pillion...:devil2:???
Of course, I have...


Thats it....im buying a push bike......:cool:
Everyone is entitled to check out the menu before the order.....:niceone:

[light]

Sorry. An unwarranted assumption based on the CBR250. A dereliction which I of all people should not have been guilty of. Not that there is anything wrong with being a novice rider either, we all started sometime.

well I'm still on my learner if that helps haha. cbf doing the tests.

[Ixion]

I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.

Maurice has a mirror mounted on the swing arm, angled upward, specifically to admire his, whilst in motion. Says he got the idea from his bedroom, which is also furnished to provide him with a view whilst "in motion". Maybe you and he could start a club or something?

[James Deuce]

I'm not a moderator.

Yeah it's PC. We stopped bashing the opposite sex on the head and dragging them into caves some time ago.

Light may not do the aforementioned act, ever. I have pleasant day dreams about the opposite sex also.

However, he asked if anyone had thought of doing said act. I replied. Not only have people thought of it, they've done it. The one case I know of was catastrophic. I'm sure similar things have happed to many unsuspecting people minding their own business when unthinking idiots have lashed out with no regard for the consequences.

[light]

i have heard of guys in the states striking armadillos and such with their feet... kills the animal, and leaves the rider with losts of lil broken bones in their foot.


back on the farm that was common when seeing a rabbit. Without the broken feets tho :)

[Grahameeboy]

I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.

Really, and there I was thinking you held on to something like this:rolleyes:

[Maha]

Really, and there I was thinking you held on to something like this:rolleyes:


What is that?.....some sort of fancy cigarette?.....

[Reckless]

Final Epitaph of Light

……………..As the angry politically correct KB pack gathers with foaming humorless mouths, dripping with angry saliva. The poor Light tries vainly to defend himself from the gathering hoard. Firstly he tries to reiterate his words, then explain his meaning. But the hoards will have none of it. There is a point of principle here and no ones feelings will get in its way. Light lashes out in retribution but it is to no avail. The hoards will not be put usunder for the feelings of the poor young Light are inconsequential. Forever he will be pissed off at his attempt at a humorous scenario he shall not post on KB again. And the hoards felt satisfied, and KB returns to its equilibrium…………………. Life goes on………..

Oh joy is this place!!
As Reckless slinks off back to the off road forum where we actually like each other!!! Haha begone!!

[Grahameeboy]

What is that?.....some sort of fancy cigarette?.....

Obviously not the kind you smoke..........:msn-wink::msn-wink:

[Ixion]

I'm not a moderator.

My apologies. It's hard to keep up . Post amended.

[Finn]

My apologies. It's hard to keep up .

That's what Grahameeboy used to tell his wife until the problem became apparent.

[light]

Final Epitaph of Light

……………..As the angry politically correct KB pack gathers with foaming humorless mouths, dripping with angry saliva. The poor Light tries vainly to defend himself from the gathering hoard. Firstly he tries to reiterate his words, then explain his meaning. But the hoards will have none of it. There is a point of principle here and no ones feelings will get in its way. Light lashes out in retribution but it is to no avail. The hoards will not be put usunder for the feelings of the poor young Light are inconsequential. Forever he will be pissed off at his attempt at a humorous scenario he shall not post on KB again. And the hoards felt satisfied, and KB returns to its equilibrium…………………. Life goes on………..

Oh joy is this place!!
As Reckless slinks off back to the off road forum where we actually like each other!!! Haha begone!!


Love the post, screw the horde. Like i care what strangers think :) So a little deflatted yes I must admitt not a nice forae into the KB forums :(

[Reckless]

hush dear young, light for your answers only fuel the fire!!!

[Ixion]

That's what Grahameeboy used to tell his wife until the problem became apparent.

Odd. He's never told Maurice that.

[Maha]

hush dear young, light for your answers only fuel the fire!!!

You sound like Moses....never understood him either....:wacko:

[avgas]

unthinking idiots have lashed out with no regard for the consequences.
Like a certain inquisition!!!!

[007XX]

Thats it....im buying a push bike......:cool:
Everyone is entitled to check out the menu before the order.....:niceone:

You'd be in for way more than you can handle....:whistle: and I'd be running away laughing with Mom! :clap:

[Ixion]

Like a certain inquisition!!!!

I didn't expect them !

[Big Dave]

Love the post, screw the horde. Like i care what strangers think :) So a little deflatted yes I must admitt not a nice forae into the KB forums :(

Think of it like a telephone with lots of people on the line.
Some you wish would hang up, some are worth talking to.
Sometimes it's far better to just pull the plug yourself.

[Patrick]

I just don't understand why someone took such a SERIOUS view of something that was a question and mearly a thought.

Crucifying someone for a thought is just pathetic which Jim showed. He didn't just say "hell no thats a bad Idea b'cos..."

But hell lets all take it a little to serious b'cos a situation that didn't happen is terrible and that poor girl is now in a coma in Auck hospital on life support. Ohh and her dog got kicked too

You had a thought, he had a fact, you both got the wrong end of each others stick... (does that sound a little gay???)

Here is one for ya... Indecent Assault, Crimes Act 1961. :buggerd:

Look, think, but don't touch, unless invited...:whistle:


I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.

Thats your face...


Love the post, screw the horde. Like i care what strangers think :) So a little deflatted yes I must admitt not a nice forae into the KB forums :(

Nah, harden up and kick a kitten or something...:crazy:

[canarlee]

However, he asked if anyone had thought of doing said act. I replied. Not only have people thought of it, they've done it. The one case I know of was catastrophic. I'm sure similar things have happed to many unsuspecting people minding their own business when unthinking idiots have lashed out with no regard for the consequences.

it was being rude to light in your answer that was taken offence to. you could have stated the facts without the name calling maybe..........?


but i do agree with others on here, sometimes things are taken way too seriously when they shouldnt be, things get posted and people dont allways read them properly or they only read the bits they want. we are all guilty of that sometimes.

[Reckless]

I'm not a moderator.

Put your name forward Jim2!

I'd vote for ya!

[canarlee]

Put your name forward Jim2!

I'd vote for ya!

he was a moderator until recently.

[Griff]

I didn't expect them !

OK I'll Bite:...

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! ...Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

[Big Dave]

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[Reckless]

he was a moderator until recently.

LOL Bugger! Was he! That shot my "Tui moment" down in flames..:Oops:

[Reckless]

oooohhh! Big Dave now your just fishing for bling!!

That was bloody good, damn funny actually. Now go take some pictures cause your humour is keeping me here and I'll have to work late now to catch up. :done: signing off back :soon:

At least we've managed to turn the "doom & gloom around!! oh joy is now KB!!

[James Deuce]

it was being rude to light in your answer that was taken offence to. you could have stated the facts without the name calling maybe..........?


Pot, kettle.

Inquisition avgas? Because I can quote a real life instance of the postulated act and its consequences? My apologies for letting real life intrude on the sexual fantasies of the average motorcyclist.

[canarlee]

Pot, kettle.



only time i have done any of that is when certain mods (not you) were over zealous, not modding properly, being abusive towards me or in banter.

[light]

Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?

[Reckless]

Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?

Didn't you know Sexual fantasies aren't normal...:girlfight:. Or Jim2'll come over to spank you.:spanking: You naughty boy! :Playnice:
Your into arse slapping so I read!!:banana:

[light]

nope, not into it at all unless its my girl. Sorry to say no one has a ass like hers :p

[Luckylegs]

Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?

Id hope not... I would hope that any fantasies were far more interesting than "smacking" (and I mean that to imply as gentle a tap as possible taking into account that the lightest of touches can do ireperairable damage to both Smacker and smackee) someones arse...

Mine are... I once..... Oh woops, sorry I'll stop now

[Reckless]

I'm sorry I won't believe you until you post a pic haha!

Now back to work I go this place is such a distraction today!!:spanking:

[light]

Mine are... I once..... Oh woops, sorry I'll stop now


I'm sorry I won't believe you until you post a pic haha!

Now back to work I go this place is such a distraction today!!:spanking:

he was talking to you. :niceone:

[Reckless]

Sorry to say no one has a ass like hers :p


ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!

[Luckylegs]

ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!

:crybaby: Oh Really, you dont wanna see pictures of my sexual fantasies then.... :crybaby:

FINE ! :bleh:

What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass

[light]

ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!

shh I know, was misdirecting it :p she's not into having pics of her posted on the net... let alone just gettin pic of her!

[Reckless]

:crybaby: Oh Really, you dont wanna see pictures of my sexual fantasies then.... :crybaby:

FINE ! :bleh:

What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass

Na! not for me! Its the standard male, girl on girl (+ me) thing for me!

[light]

What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass

my ass :p I don't :Playnice:

[KATWYN]

Crucifying someone for a thought is just pathetic which Jim showed. He didn't just say "hell no thats a bad Idea b'cos..." instead calls me a idiot for thinking it and tells me to "Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others".

Hey there Light, we serious ones have come from all sorts of experiences.
So therefore some hypothetical "scenarios" touch nerves of some of us but not others (i.e., years ago I was 'tapped' by a fellow employee who couldn't resist this thought when I was leaning into a car, I fell forward and crushed my neck into my chest which caused painful neck damage) that act of bravado in "front of the boys" turned out to be a bad scene for all.

Light, you are not an idiot for thinking it - only doing it would be silly
which (good on you) you have pointed out you wouldn't.

[Mom]

Reason I ask is that I always have that urge but never actually do it as I just know my fiance will somehow and in some way be following behind me in a car ;)

Just curious if other actually do it?

Hi light - that sounds odd!

guess by now you have felt the collective wrath of KB, along with a bit of support..........

bums can be lovely things to behold for sure, me, i am a bit of a pervert, love bottys, and I suggest you have a little read of the Arse thread to get a feel for what a lot of folk feel about them.

To suggest that in anyway it is a good idea to actually touch one of those lovely bottys without consent, no matter if you are travelling at 50kph or standing still is stupid! I, for one would most likely turn and give you (a complete stranger) reason to doubt your future manhood if you did that to me. It has been drawn to our attention by Jim2 that actually doing something as stupid as that at speed has dire and horrible consquences for the receiver of unwanted attention. Dont actually care about the injuries to the toucher!

However, menu reading is perfectly fine, just dont touch!

[tri boy]

Hey light, Take it from an old pervert, its much better to go the grope in a crowded night club. If she smiles, then alls good. But if she fires daggers at you, innocently explain that you were knocked off balance by a punter heading for the bar.:2thumbsup

[ynot slow]

Bet you are one of those bring back the cane people . . . :devil2:

Yeah babe,but stuffed if I'd want to pay some ugly wench to cane me,shit it hurt in school,that was enough of s&m.

Had a mate who was in the army(explains it),we were having a beer and sitting by the aisle,mate says watch this,he lent over as a girl walked past,and gave her a bite on the arse,she yelled,we cracked up,and were asked to leave,went to public bar till the band started.Was in the toilet and a guy was saying his girlfriend was bitten on the arse,she was slightly amused,asked the guy his opinion and he said,he'd like to shake the guys hand,took him to meet my mate,they knew each other,hadn't seen either for 10 yrs,next day the boyfriend said his girl had a nice bite on one cheek.

[Bullitt]

Guy I know in christchurch got caught doing something similar except hed slow right down(in an mr2 not on a bike). Ended up in court on something like 14 cases where hed been caught and suspicion of lots more. Got a reasonable amount of pd from it. Plus a lot of embarassment

[vagrant]

Actually many years ago when I was a young lad I heard about a bloke in another group of guys that broke his arm in several places slapping something stationary (not human) out the window of a moving car. I agree with kevfromcoro it is dangerous.

I used to work with a guy who was missing an arm from the elbow down.
He was out in a car with some mates, they were driving down the road and he was hanging out the rear window executing letter boxes with a softball bat.
He missed one, so leaned out a bit further to get the next one, at the same time the driver also swerved in to get him a bit closer.:Oops:
The impact shattered the bones so badly they had to take the arm off.
Amazing how much difference the extra speed makes to an impact don't yah think:eek5:

[Patrick]

I used to work with a guy who was missing an arm from the elbow down.
He was out in a car with some mates, they were driving down the road and he was hanging out the rear window executing letter boxes with a softball bat.
He missed one, so leaned out a bit further to get the next one, at the same time the driver also swerved in to get him a bit closer.:Oops:
The impact shattered the bones so badly they had to take the arm off.
Amazing how much difference the extra speed makes to an impact don't yah think:eek5:

Guess that put a stop to his errant ways then... Self inflicted justice... Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Coldrider]

Light, you only have to read a few other threads to work out what the proverb 'running with the hares and hunting with the hounds' means.
Don't let them get on top of you, say what you think, but don't engage in stupidity.

[Wellyman]

Have you ever been riding around town (which ever one that may be) and seen a Gorgeous ass poking out from behind a car or in the middle of the road waiting for the traffic to clear so they can cross and think to your self hmmm I'd like to....

Then though you know it's not safe, take your hand off its throttle grip and spank dat :spanking:?

Reason I ask is that I always have that urge but never actually do it as I just know my fiance will somehow and in some way be following behind me in a car ;)

Just curious if other actually do it?
Grow the fuck up ya twit.
get some sense while your at it.
WM

[James Deuce]

Nice cross posting at GP too. Yeah I do sound like cynos.

[Reckless]

Guess that put a stop to his errant ways then... Self inflicted justice... Bwahahahahahahahaha

You got that right Patrick. I only new him in passing, he wasn't one of our crowd but when word got around no one else dared ever put their hand put of a moving car or bike..

[doc]

Have you ever been riding around town (which ever one that may be) and seen a Gorgeous ass poking out from behind a car or in the middle of the road waiting for the traffic to clear so they can cross and think to your self hmmm I'd like to....

Then though you know it's not safe, take your hand off its throttle grip and spank dat :spanking:?

Reason I ask is that I always have that urge but never actually do it as I just know my fiance will somehow and in some way be following behind me in a car ;)

Just curious if other actually do it?
Green bling on the way .I use to do that all the time. I expect that at my next parole hearing, now that I've learnt not to voice the truth and keep those thoughts to my self. I shall be released and I'm going to be your typical Boy scout leader . Was hoping for a Catholic priest job, but their web site kept on sending me to The Rotorua Police site. I'm confused too.

[325rocket]

No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".


i have no idea where this topic ended up 7 pages is a shit load to go through

but that from "luckylegs" is pure gold!!!!