Did a runner this morning

[Finn]

Was doing my usual walk with the dog this morning at around 6am. Started at a huge off lead park which kinda wraps around my neighbourhood and ends at a street about 1.5 k's away from my house. Quite residentual area.

This morning I'm greeted by a Counciler who is obviously angry at the world for being too fat to be a cop. I think he was going off about my dog not being on a lead. I had my iPod on so wasn't paying too much attention to him. He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game and it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog. At this point I thought I should listen to what he was saying... something about a $300 fine. I laughed at him and continued on my way up the hill which I know was a challenge for Mr Pudding. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

Screw you Auckland City Council, you incompetant, corrupt, sandal wearing, thieving bastards.

[u4ea]

.........:niceone:

[The Pastor]

i love you finn.

[White trash]

You've worn sandals. I've fucken seen it.

[Filterer]

and reporting it on a public forum, priceless

[Finn]

You've worn sandals. I've fucken seen it.

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.

[Finn]

and reporting it on a public forum, priceless

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

Helen late for the rugby again?

Onya... bloody funny.

[banditrider]

He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game as it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog.

Maybe he was hungry.

[Crisis management]

I don't think you're taking this seriously enough Finn, (hang on, is that you or the dog?) any unleashed dog is clearly out of control and drooling to chew on some fat 5 year old thigh.

I mean, think of the children!!!

I think you should surrender to Auckland city immediately and plead for mercy, failing that hide in the boot of the car and you should be safe for at least a week.

[Filterer]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

Yes I am sure you are right, but ever consider the fact that someone on this site works/worked for them

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=658022&postcount=21

:Police:

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[Paul in NZ]

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.

Thats odd - Helen said a similar thing .....

[Finn]

Yes I am sure you are right, but ever consider the fact that someone on this site works/worked for them

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=658022&postcount=21

:Police:

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Shaking in my boots.

[Ocean1]

I mean, think of the children!!!

Good point, we should chip dem little bastards too.


Shaking in my boots.

Sandals.

[doc]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.
The AOS may be bored today so be very wary if there is a cordon around the house when you arrive home tonight. If they only decide to Tazer you could you try to put it on Youtube. Thanks looking forward to the news tonight.

[oldrider]

Shheeesh! Thank you for coming back to KB! :cool: Cheers John.

[Finn]

The AOS may be bored today so be very wary if there is a cordon around the house when you arrive home tonight. If they only decide to Tazer you could you try to put it on Youtube. Thanks looking forward to the news tonight.

My height and those sandals... "Sorry, haven't seen Dad in weeks."

[doc]

My height and those sandals... "Sorry, haven't seen Dad in weeks."
One look at you and they would know that you have never met him .

[Filterer]

Shaking in my boots.

Wasn't suggesting that you should be, was more of a comment in general as to you don't know whos out there.

No really sure if your comment was supposed to antagonise me or if it was some kind of macho posturing (bought on by small mans syndrome no doubt?)

[Finn]

Wasn't suggesting that you should be, was more of a comment in general as to you don't know whos out there.

No really sure if your comment was supposed to antagonise me or if it was some kind of macho posturing (bought on by small mans syndrome no doubt?)

Or perhaps I was communicating that I just don't give a shit. When the Council start acting responsible, I might take some notice.

Hey, I notice in your profile that you have an "05" GN250. Why did you state the "05"? They haven't changed a thing in 30 years so it doesn't really matter.

[Skyryder]

Sometimes Finn you make me laugh, you really do. Don't know what's the funniest, you legging it up the hill or the councillor chasing you. Methinks there might be a bit more to this.............like an unregistered dog??

There's that deja vu again vis-à-vis Julius Caesar but I suspect for different reasons. Caesar was in a class of his own military but politically inept to the point that he got himself killed. This led to the second civil war that allowed Octavian (Augustus) Caesar to become the First Emperor. His reforms at first popular came under ever increasing opposition from both his political opponents and later from the plebeians. This may have had more to do with his banning of the ‘games’ than any political policies that today would have been seen as socialist and regulatory. Caesar was proclaimed dictator for life by the Senate and this led to the eventual formation of the Republican Party where the Emperor was all but King other than in name (Rex)

Don’t know if you read much but the Emperor series by Con Igguildon, novels on the life and times of Gaius Julius Caesar are worth a read. I Claudius is better known but deals with the Empire and it's aftermath after the civil war.

Skyryder

[Filterer]

Hey, I notice in your profile that you have an "05" GN250. Why did you state the "05"? They haven't changed a thing in 30 years so it doesn't really matter.

Well not entirely true, they moved their production to China in the latter years so the build quality is shitter.

Hey, I notice in your profile that you have an age of "1". Why did you state the "1"?

[Skyryder]

Shheeesh! Thank you for coming back to KB! :cool: Cheers John.

Sorta missed him myself but don't go tellin' 'im.

[Finn]

Sometimes Finn you make me laugh, you really do. Don't know what's the funniest, you legging it up the hill or the councillor chasing you. Methinks there might be a bit more to this.............like an unregistered dog??

These little legs can move when they have to. My dog is registered but the tag wasn't on the right collar this morning. He's got like 30 of them and I ain't changing tags at 6am.

[Grahameeboy]

Although this guy does not appear to have taken a reasonable approach, like talking to you, I guess if the Law was being broken??

Summary of your legal responsibilities

Most of your legal responsibilities are contained in the Dog Control Act 1996 and Part 12 of Auckland City's consolidated bylaw. Your legal responsibilities include but are not limited to:


registering your dog (by the time it reaches three months of age) every year and ensuring it wears an identification/registration disc

providing proper care and attention, food, water and an adequate kennel or place of shelter

ensuring that the dog receives adequate exercise

taking all reasonable steps to ensure that the dog does not cause a nuisance, eg, by persistent and loud barking or howling

taking all reasonable steps to ensure that the dog does not injure, endanger, intimidate, challenge or cause distress to any person, stock, poultry, domestic animal or protected wildlife or damage or endanger any property belonging to any other person

confining your dog to your property and preventing it from wandering

having your dog on a leash, lead or chain when your dog is in a public place or any private way (including a right of way) in the Auckland city isthmus

getting a permit if you keep more than one dog. Two dogs are allowed on Waiheke and Great Barrier Islands before a permit is required

removing faeces if your dog goes to the toilet in a public place

securing dogs (by tying them down) when they are carried on the open tray of a vehicle to ensure that the dog cannot fall from the vehicle.

[Finn]

Thank you for that insightful find Grahameeboy. The Bible is also very clear on its position regarding sexuality but I guess you skipped that page.

[scumdog]

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.


Beware.
Et tu Brutus..........

And I bet you're well-chuffed to have found SOMEBODY you could out-run on foot..

[Finn]

Beware.
Et tu Brutus..........

And I bet you're well-chuffed to have found SOMEBODY you could out-run on foot..

Bugger that, I rode bareback home on the back of the dog.

Brutus is my bike.

[LilSel]

:niceone:PMSL... Good stuff Finn :jerry:

Keep up the good work :D

[mstriumph]

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.

beware the ides of march .......... :devil2:

[mstriumph]

................................. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

..................

erm, yes ............ but did he get your dog's number too?? :lol:

[Grahameeboy]

Thank you for that insightful find Grahameeboy. The Bible is also very clear on its position regarding sexuality but I guess you skipped that page.

Insightful?? :confused:

'Position'.....'Sexuality'.....are you not referring to the Karma Sutra.

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........:msn-wink:

[Finn]

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........:msn-wink:

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.

[Maverick]

Was doing my usual walk with the dog this morning at around 6am. Started at a huge off lead park which kinda wraps around my neighbourhood and ends at a street about 1.5 k's away from my house. Quite residentual area.

This morning I'm greeted by a Counciler who is obviously angry at the world for being too fat to be a cop. I think he was going off about my dog not being on a lead. I had my iPod on so wasn't paying too much attention to him. He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game and it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog. At this point I thought I should listen to what he was saying... something about a $300 fine. I laughed at him and continued on my way up the hill which I know was a challenge for Mr Pudding. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

Screw you Auckland City Council, you incompetant, corrupt, sandal wearing, thieving bastards.


Oh you Fugitive you!, Quick someone call Interpol before he skips the country and leaves his dog on a station somewhere! :Pokey:

[Big Dave]

I guess this means no more ads huh?

[Finn]

erm, yes ............ but did he get your dog's number too?? :lol:

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

[Grahameeboy]

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.

You so gullible Finn..............and easy......:love: you

[Finn]

Oh you Fugitive you!, Quick someone call Interpol before he skips the country and leaves his dog on a station somewhere! :Pokey:

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.

[Finn]

I guess this means no more ads huh?

I'll be there. You just might not recognise me.

[Finn]

love: you

Didn't take much for you to turn back did it?

[Finn]

Is this what Multi quote is suppossed to be for?

[Grahameeboy]

Didn't take much for you to turn back did it?

Nop, I like short arses.....:spanking:

[RantyDave]

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.
Buy a forklift.

[avgas]

ha classic mate.
why exactly did he try and grab your dog? Its that the dumbest thing a person in that situation could do?

[avgas]

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.
Faith is like that sign that says "Do not jump on the grass"
Sad fact of the matter is people will only break laws that they know about.

[Finn]

ha classic mate.
why exactly did he try and grab your dog? Its that the dumbest thing a person in that situation could do?

Exactly. I'm not sure if they are allowed to unless of course the dog is a stray. Perhaps he was trying to get the registration number.

Last year while at Otama Beach, Judith Tizzard (The Clark Sisterhood) was walking her Beagles along the beach with no lead. Not that I give a shit but I got told off the day before by a ranger. I let my dog go so he could have sexy time. He did.

[wayne708]

Try using fishing line for a lead, I have a 38kg lead with a snap swivel on to connect to the dog's coller,(dog's only 20kg so no problem there) and even standing next to the dog the lead is vertually invisible but is always under my control. That way next time you meet up with lard arse you can claim this is the lead you always use went walking your dog and if he had taken the time to approch you in a civilized manner you could have showen him this.

[Maha]

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........:msn-wink:

Thanks for Adult size protection sheath your offered up yesterday GB...worked a treat mate...no moisture penertrated, i was well pleased with the end result....:eek:

[Finn]

That way next time you meet up with lard arse you can claim this is the lead you always use went walking your dog and if he had taken the time to approch you in a civilized manner you could have showen him this.

Next time I meet lard arse, I'll have a shovel and a bag of lime over my shoulder.

But seriously, that's a good idea but I prefer that my dog has some freedom when I walk him. Don't penalise me because of imbreeds that can't control their dogs.

[Maverick]

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.

Get a Kombi/Combi van, would go with your sandals :bleh:

[Grahameeboy]

Thanks for Adult size protection sheath your offered up yesterday GB...worked a treat mate...no moisture penertrated, i was well pleased with the end result....:eek:

Always happy to prevent a man getting wet:bleh:

[wayne708]

Next time I meet lard arse, I'll have a shovel and a bag of lime over my shoulder.

But seriously, that's a good idea but I prefer that my dog has some freedom when I walk him. Don't penalise me because of imbreeds that can't control their dogs.

Ah, but my game fishing gear has 500 metres of 38 kg line on it:laugh:

[Finn]

Ah, but my game fishing gear has 500 metres of 38 kg line on it:laugh:

Now we're talking, he can fucken walk himself.

[scracha]

providing proper care and attention, food, water and an adequate kennel or place of shelter

ensuring that the dog receives adequate exercise


Shame they don't take more steps to enforce the above rules.




confining your dog to your property and preventing it from wandering

Bit stupid this one. How the hell do I give it adequate exercise if it's confined to my property?



having your dog on a leash, lead or chain when your dog is in a public place or any private way (including a right of way) in the Auckland city isthmus

So you can't even let the dog off the lead in a park?


Finn, you're a fuckin legend mate.

Can I just repeat the following :-
The NAZI's lost the fuckin war.

[Grahameeboy]

Shame they don't take more steps to enforce the above rules.

Agreed

Bit stupid this one. How the hell do I give it adequate exercise if it's confined to my property?

I think they are saying you should confine so to avoid dog wandering. Just has not been written well.

So you can't even let the dog off the lead in a park?

I think that is a shame over here. Not the case in UK other than use of muzzles for certain breeds. I suspect it is because they dogs are registered which from memory may not be the case in the UK because they have a system for strays......I think dogs are allowed off the leash on beaches here depending on the Bylaw.

Finn, you're a fuckin legend mate.

Steady, his statue may grow!!...however, if you keep it between ourselves, I agree with what he did

Can I just repeat the following :-
The NAZI's lost the fuckin war.

Correct and they are not in NZ.

......................................

[mstriumph]

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

mine was an obviously TOO subtle reference to doggie calling cards ---- more about doggy doo than muppet stew [or stewing muppets for that matter]:sick:

----- sheesh :confused:- back to the drawing board!

[Finn]

mine was an obviously TOO subtle reference to doggie calling cards ---- more about doggy doo than muppet stew [or stewing muppets for that matter]:sick:

----- sheesh :confused:- back to the drawing board!

Stepped right on that didn't I. I'm a bit slow today.

[mstriumph]

.........The NAZI[apostrophe deleted]s lost the [expletive deleted] war.

Correct and they are not in NZ..............................

wrong
unfortunately, like the poor, they are always with us............

[subtle biblical reference :devil2:]

[mstriumph]

Stepped right on that didn't I. I'm a bit slow today.


:grouphug: ANYone can have an off day!

[jrandom]

I ate dog once. It wasn't too bad, really. Handy food source if you have a lot of them around. Beats running about in the open, using up energy chasing warier game animals.

[mstriumph]

dog bites man - not news

man bites dog - HEADLINE!! :niceone:

[Grahameeboy]

wrong
unfortunately, like the poor, they are always with us............

[subtle biblical reference :devil2:]

Too subtle for me...................:beer:

[Swoop]

Where will Finn be walking tomorrow morning?

Perhaps take some "seasoning" to throw over lard-arse then stand back and enjoy the ensuing entertainment...


ACC inspectors... bright enough to play russian roulette with a loaded tazer.

[surfchick]

Was doing my usual walk with the dog ...

This morning I'm greeted by a Counciler ... Mr Pudding. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

Screw you Auckland City Council, you incompetant, corrupt, sandal wearing, thieving bastards.

I'm sooo glad you won that mini-battle with mr pudding. yes its the battles that win the war... i hope you start a landslide rebellion of wins for the littleguy

[jrandom]

wins for the littleguy

Snicker.<img src=""/>

[surfchick]

Snicker.<img src=""/>
bigguy/little guy:clap:

[_Shrek_]

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

:slap: Finn now you done it you just gave them the idea they needed
they will probaby stick ACC levee's on as well :bash:

[Finn]

Snicker.<img src=""/>

I think the word you're looking for is "snigger"... unless you're being politically correct.

[Finn]

:slap: Finn now you done it you just gave them the idea they needed
they will probaby stick ACC levee's on as well :bash:

Like this Government needs an excuse to tax us. Did you hear Hulen Clurk on radio this morning? Paul Holmes asked her 3 times where the tax for carbon credits was going. She couldn't answer.

Enough about me, I want to ask you some questions about your bike.

[imdying]

I think the word you're looking for is "snigger"... unless you're being politically correct.Nope, it's the right word (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snicker).

[jrandom]

Nope, it's the right word (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snicker).

Gosh, you're right (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snicker).

The chocolate bars are good, too.

[Finn]

Nope, it's the right word (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snicker).

Pays not to argue with the Finnster

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snigger

[jrandom]

Pays not to argue with the Finnster

Both words are entirely correct in the above usage. It's another 'spelt' vs 'spelled' thing; Hitcher and I will undoubtedly go to our graves disagreeing on that one.

You're not allowed to say 'sand nigger' on KB, though. I tried, and riffer PD'd the post and infracted me for Excessive Inappropriate Language. Although it may have been the concurrent use of 'LBFM' in the same post which tipped the scales.

She still looked like one, though.

[imdying]

Pays not to argue with the Finnster

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snigger

Oh noes! Two slang words with the same meaning... the world is coming to an end :rolleyes:

Regardless, his usage was correct ;)

[imdying]

You're not allowed to say 'sand nigger' on KB, though. I tried, and riffer PD'd the post and infracted me for Excessive Inappropriate Language. Although it may have been the concurrent use of 'LBFM' in the same post which tipped the scales.Bollocks, I've used sand nigger heaps of time! Plenty of other words to ban before those ones... c*** f*** s***, those are all waaaay head of 'sand nigger'.

[jrandom]

Bollocks, I've used sand nigger heaps of time! Plenty of other words to ban before those ones... c*** f*** s***, those are all waaaay head of 'sand nigger'.

Yes, but site policy does allow use of strong language. It's when it becomes excessive and inappropriate, presumably, that the above infraction gets handed out.

For instance, had Finn asserted at the start of this thread that the council chappie was a cunt who deserved to have his shit fucked up, eyebrows may have been raised, but an infraction would probably not have been warranted.

Personally, I think that that notable Wellington sand nigger, riffer, owes me a pint at the KB birthday party.

;)

[doc]

Bollocks, I've used sand nigger heaps of time! Plenty of other words to ban before those ones... c*** f*** s***, those are all waaaay head of 'sand nigger'.
So from what you are saying
those KB'r members of the KKK are not allowed to go round say "Don't snigger nigga the clan is getting bigger" well bugga me you learn something everyday.

[Finn]

So how did a thread about my total disregard for authority shift to the colour of riffers skin?

Guys, this is a serious post. My dog feels totally discriminated against. He wants to know why cats can wander freely without registration, collars and leads. It's no wonder dogs want to kill cats. It ain't no food chain shit, it's because they're pissed off. Dogs are treated like criminals while those fluffy, faggy, good for nothing ferile rodents run free.

[The Pastor]

thats why i lend dogs a hand. you know that drowing cats guy that was on campbell live? that was me.

[Big Dave]

on campbell live?


Turn that shit off - It'll turn you into a...............errr too late.

[jrandom]

It's no wonder dogs want to kill cats.

<img src="http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2000-01-30.gif"/>

[Timber020]

Nice work finn, wish the rangers around here were a bit fatter.

[Fatjim]

Sand nigger

[imdying]

Bow down to the kings!

[pritch]

These little legs can move when they have to.

Woulda gived yer bling, but gotta share the love... Gave it to one of the other posts instead :-)

I live in a different council area than you but we've got our share of time wasters too... Mind you, Auckland does seem to get some serious flakes on the Council.

And now John Banks:tugger:wants to be Mayor again.:laugh:

[Finn]

I'm reminded of my antics at a place I often go during the summer. Its on a remote beach in the middle of nowhere and the place is littered with signs.. don't do this, don't do that, do even think about it. It's hideous. The one I object to is NO DOGS so that nice aluminum sign came off. Next year, the same again. Last year they were cheap plastic ones which were not very challenging to rip off at all.

[oldrider]

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

That's how you can tell how old the dog is, just look up his date when he turns for home!

The dog inspector will have yours anyway.

The booby lady is on telly, got to go! John.

[_Shrek_]

Enough about me, I want to ask you some questions about your bike.

:love: awrrr