Something disgusting just happened to me

[Steam]

So I work on a boat in Wellington, and at the moment it's blowing about 100kph, (last big gust to 116kph).

I felt a need to drain the old bladder, and chose the toilet that's usually safer in rough weather, on the upwind side of the boat.

I filled a fair bowl of urine, I reached for the flush, then BOOM we hit a big wave and it caused the air-pressure between the hulls of the catamaran to surge, which caused the toilet to explosively vent its holding tank upwards. To where I was. All over me. From head to toe.

But it could have been worse. I had just emptied the holding tank a few hours earlier, so it was pretty empty. Before that it had contained the excrement and piss of about 30 people, so I thank the Lords of Kobol for small mercies.

I have had a wash and put on new clothes, feeling better now.

So, how's your day going?

[yungatart]

Ewww! Yuck!

[deanohit]

Bugger mate, take it the strait ain't too pleasant at the moment then? Up here it's bloody beautiful.

[u4ea]

what a piss off:lol::rofl::killingme:killingme thanx the giggle,days awesome thanx:nya:

[Jantar]

And I guess there'll be a few more showers and changes of clothes before we meet in Cairns (in less than 3 weeks). At that stage after eleven days in the outback you'll probably smell sweeter than I will. :msn-wink:

[terbang]

Jeez and to think that there are those out there that pay for that sort of shower.
At least it would have been warm I guess!

[fireliv]

:sick:EWWWWWWWW

[Goblin]

So, how's your day going?Better than yours by the sounds of it. Glad you're not too pissed off. :laugh:

[cowboy]

Now thats what I call taking the piss!
:killingme:killingme:killingme:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Beemer]

Ewww! Yuck!

What she said, but double "ewww!"

[oldrider]

Just got your own back then? Plus a "wee" bonus! :argh:

[u4ea]

Jeez and to think that there are those out there that pay for that sort of shower.
At least it would have been warm I guess!


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[Trudes]

So now you know what it feels like to be an All Black and get pissed all over.

Ok, that was uncalled for, I'm bitter ok.
That sucks, eww, poor you.

[Hitcher]

Talk Like A Pirate Day was last month.

[Drum]

Don't suppose you were wearing an All Black jersey?

[Nasty]

Oh god Steam that is so gross ... bet ya will be glad to leave that job... when is the resignation?

[Steam]

bet ya will be glad to leave that job... when is the resignation?

I gave notice a few months ago actually, just serving out the remaining 10 days until I go down south to see my mum for her 60th. TEN DAYS until I am free of the place. Yahoooo! Then it's off to Oz on the 25th.:sunny::sunny:

[deanohit]

You gonna post the odd ride report mate? Be interesting to hear of some of your travels.
Pretty cool thing your gonna do.

[surfchick]

oh bro! that's eeeewwwe... hmm i hope your urine-smell is easier to remove from your clothes than cat-piss...:rolleyes: otherwise i hope they weren't epensive clothes :crybaby:

[Wiki Drifter]

yip, that'll ruin your fracking day:crazy:

[MyGSXF]

Are you taking the piss....?? :confused:

[Steam]

You gonna post the odd ride report mate? Be interesting to hear of some of your travels.
Pretty cool thing your gonna do.
Yep, I will be posting the interesting bits on here.
I'll also be doing a blog for my parents and brothers, but that will most likely be full of boring stuff like what I had for breakfast and how hot it is.

[325rocket]

i spent a day crusing wellington harbour on the piss about this time last year ... slightly different i guess but each to their own

[doc]

Thanks for sharing that with us.

[bert_is_evil]

Oh man, I didn't even realise that could happen - gross!

[H00dz]

I'm sure there are worse things in the world...... but that doesn't change that the fact that must have really sucked !!!!

Thanks for the chuckle...Laffing at someone else is always easier then Laffing at yourself LOL;)

[Tonka]

I think it could have been alot worse mate, you could have been on your knees spewing............:blink::blink::blink:

[Wolf]

So, how's your day going?
Better than yours!

[Curious_AJ]

yummy.. so very yummy...

[Wolf]

yummy.. so very yummy...
AJ, that's something about you I didn't need to know... :devil2:

[Macktheknife]

I'm sorry mate, I just can't stop laughing at that one! lol
:rofl::rofl::killingme:killingme:rofl::rofl:
I feel sorry for you but OMG, I haven't heard of that happening in years!

Hope you enjoy the rest of your time on board mate, and good luck in your new travels.
Thanks for the laugh.