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SpankMe

8th October 2007, 13:23

<A NAME="TOPSEARCH"></A><TABLE WIDTH=510 BORDER=2 CELLSPACING=1 CELLPADDING=1><TR><TH HEIGHT=4></TH></TR><TR><TH BGCOLOR="#C0C0C0" ALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=4>Top 20 of 4446 Total Search Strings</TH></TR><TR><TH HEIGHT=4></TH></TR><TR><TH BGCOLOR="#C0C0C0" ALIGN=center>#</TH><TH BGCOLOR="#008040" ALIGN=center COLSPAN=2>Hits</TH><TH BGCOLOR="#00E0FF" ALIGN=center>Search String</TH></TR><TR><TH HEIGHT=4></TH></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>1</TD><TD ALIGN=right>274</TD><TD ALIGN=right>4.10%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>fuck off</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>2</TD><TD ALIGN=right>120</TD><TD ALIGN=right>1.80%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>leanna scott</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>3</TD><TD ALIGN=right>116</TD><TD ALIGN=right>1.74%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>hot-</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>4</TD><TD ALIGN=right>112</TD><TD ALIGN=right>1.68%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>biker chicks</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>5</TD><TD ALIGN=right>77</TD><TD ALIGN=right>1.15%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>kiwibiker</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>6</TD><TD ALIGN=right>52</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.78%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>kiwi biker</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>7</TD><TD ALIGN=right>47</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.70%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>hyosung gt250r</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>8</TD><TD ALIGN=right>46</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.69%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>boobs on bikes</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>9</TD><TD ALIGN=right>34</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.51%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>boobs on bi-</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>10</TD><TD ALIGN=right>27</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.40%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>my gs-</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>11</TD><TD ALIGN=right>23</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.34%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>topless protest</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>12</TD><TD ALIGN=right>22</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.33%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>fuck cops</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>13</TD><TD ALIGN=right>21</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.31%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>biker%20chicks</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>14</TD><TD ALIGN=right>19</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.28%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>2008 ninja 250</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>15</TD><TD ALIGN=right>19</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.28%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>fuck the cops</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>16</TD><TD ALIGN=right>18</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.27%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>custom r6</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>17</TD><TD ALIGN=right>17</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.25%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>kiwibiker.co.nz</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>18</TD><TD ALIGN=right>16</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.24%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>rmz450</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>19</TD><TD ALIGN=right>13</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.19%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>headbang</TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN=center>20</TD><TD ALIGN=right>13</TD><TD ALIGN=right>0.19%</TD><TD ALIGN=left NOWRAP>kiwi biker forum</TD></TR><TR><TH HEIGHT=4></TH></TR></TABLE>

Same for last month (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/usage/usage_200709.html#TOPSEARCH) too.

WarlockNZ

8th October 2007, 13:24

LOL .... brilliant!!!!

that's my belly laugh for the day.. ha ha ha

and interesting to see hyosung in the top 10 ...

Usarka

8th October 2007, 13:30

fuck off that cant be right.... how does that work then?

WarlockNZ

8th October 2007, 13:36

fuck off that cant be right.... how does that work then?

LOL ... bling awarded

Maverick

8th October 2007, 13:38

LOL .... brilliant!!!!

that's my belly laugh for the day.. ha ha ha

and interesting to see hyosung in the top 10 ...

Thats cause people are always trying to identify the bits that keep fallin off! :rofl:

WarlockNZ

8th October 2007, 13:39

Thats cause people are always trying to identify the bits that keep fallin off! :rofl:

What bits ??? you're talking about honda's surely ??

Maverick

8th October 2007, 13:40

What bits ??? you're talking about honda's surely ??

What? You must be confused? Dont tell me, the brand label has even come unstuck too! :rofl:

WarlockNZ

8th October 2007, 13:42

What? You must be confused? Dont tell me, the brand label has even come unstuck too! :rofl:

nothing has ever fallen off my Hyo Hyo thank you very much :) .. and i'll thank you to stop taking the piss .. lol

klingon

8th October 2007, 13:46

fuck off why would anyone come here looking for leanna scott? Is she one of those hot- biker chicks?

If I were a kiwi biker riding a hyosung gt250r or a 2008 ninja 250 I wouldn't see boobs on bikes as a topless protest by biker%20chicks. It's just an excuse to fuck the cops (we all know hot- biker chicks can't resist a man in uniform) :headbang:

Welcome to the best kiwi biker forum at kiwibiker.co.nz :done:

Hitcher

8th October 2007, 13:54

(I'm probably going to regret asking this, but) Who, or what, is Leanna Scott?

SpankMe

8th October 2007, 14:02

(I'm probably going to regret asking this, but) Who, or what, is Leanna Scott?

Most downloaded image (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/2155/limit/views) in the gallery.

jafar

8th October 2007, 14:03

(I'm probably going to regret asking this, but) Who, or what, is Leanna Scott?

fuck knows :banana:

*caution*

8th October 2007, 14:20

So...

Just to clarify, 270 odd times last month someone searched on a search engine (ie google/yahoo or something) for "fuck off" then selected a result which was a link to kiwibiker??

Hitcher

8th October 2007, 15:10

Most downloaded image (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/2155/limit/views) in the gallery.

OK... But I'm still missing something. Who is she when she hasn't been Photoshopped astride a classic Honda?

xwhatsit

8th October 2007, 15:10

@*caution*: yep, that's right :)

@SpankMe: Thanks for letting us see those usage statistics. Interesting -- I like graphs. I use cacti (http://cacti.net/screenshots.php) for my server stuff.

Tank

8th October 2007, 16:02

im impressed that kiwibiker even came up with all the people on the interwebby that have 'fuck off' on their websites.

That is no mean feat! - well done team!

I would have thought "how to ride in a responsible manner" or "road manners for gentlemen bikers" would have been right up there.

C

Virago

8th October 2007, 16:09

I can't get over the fact that "fuck off" is way out in front.

I mean, why would you google it anyway?

Mind you, it's amazing what you can find on this site. Did you know that if you go to the off-road forum, find the word "mud", highlight it, print it off, then (this is the clever bit) hold it up to a mirror...

...it says "bum". :shake:

NighthawkNZ

8th October 2007, 16:15

who the fuck is "leanna scott" ????

Most downloaded image in the gallery.

oh,... her... fuck she is hot :)

SpankMe

8th October 2007, 16:50

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leanna_Scott

and why we get so many hits for her.

http://images.google.co.nz/images?hl=en&q=leanna+scott

SpankMe

17th March 2010, 14:15

and this month its....

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-size: medium; "><table width="510" border="2" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" id="table1"> <tr><th bgcolor="#C0C0C0" align="CENTER" colspan="4"> Top 20 of 18624 Total Search Strings</th> </tr> <tr><th bgcolor="#C0C0C0" align="center"> #</th><th bgcolor="#00805c" align="center" colspan="2"> Hits</th><th bgcolor="#00c0ff" align="center"> Search String</th> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1</td><td align="right">1410</td><td align="right">4.02%</td><td align="left" nowrap>camel toe</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">2</td><td align="right">1211</td><td align="right">3.46%</td><td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">3</td><td align="right">262</td><td align="right">0.75%</td><td align="left" nowrap>toe</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">4</td><td align="right">228</td><td align="right">0.65%</td><td align="left" nowrap>kiwi biker</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">5</td><td align="right">181</td><td align="right">0.52%</td><td align="left" nowrap>alison mau lesbian</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">6</td><td align="right">151</td><td align="right">0.43%</td><td align="left" nowrap>biker chicks</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">7</td><td align="right">142</td><td align="right">0.41%</td><td align="left" nowrap>figure skater</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">8</td><td align="right">95</td><td align="right">0.27%</td><td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker.co.nz</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">9</td><td align="right">92</td><td align="right">0.26%</td><td align="left" nowrap>apache helicopter</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">10</td><td align="right">85</td><td align="right">0.24%</td><td align="left" nowrap>biker chick</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">11</td><td align="right">70</td><td align="right">0.20%</td><td align="left" nowrap>www.kiwibiker.co.nz</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">12</td><td align="right">67</td><td align="right">0.19%</td><td align="left" nowrap>compressed air cannon</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">13</td><td align="right">58</td><td align="right">0.17%</td><td align="left" nowrap>bikini</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">14</td><td align="right">57</td><td align="right">0.16%</td><td align="left" nowrap>spud gun designs</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">15</td><td align="right">56</td><td align="right">0.16%</td><td align="left" nowrap>sarina</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">16</td><td align="right">54</td><td align="right">0.15%</td><td align="left" nowrap>air cannons</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">17</td><td align="right">54</td><td align="right">0.15%</td><td align="left" nowrap>cameltoe</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">18</td><td align="right">54</td><td align="right">0.15%</td><td align="left" nowrap>jessica alba topless</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">19</td><td align="right">53</td><td align="right">0.15%</td><td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker forum</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">20</td><td align="right">51</td><td align="right">0.15%</td><td align="left" nowrap>greeves m-</td> </tr></table>

bogan

17th March 2010, 14:20

:lol: apparently more people come here to see jessica alba topless than they do for the kiwibiker forum; actually, that makes perfect sense, I know which one I'd rather see :D

<G>

17th March 2010, 16:23

Isn't it more likely Jessica Alba topless and displaying a cameltoe?

bogan

17th March 2010, 16:26

Isn't it more likely Jessica Alba topless and displaying a cameltoe?

pics or it didnt happen!

Maha

17th March 2010, 16:28

Only one of my threads in the top five?

SpankMe

12th October 2010, 09:32

and last month was...

<table width="510" border="2" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1">
<tr>
<th bgcolor="#C0C0C0" align="CENTER" colspan="4">Top 20 of 17780 Total
Search Strings</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th bgcolor="#C0C0C0" align="center">#</th>
<th bgcolor="#00805c" align="center" colspan="2">Hits</th>
<th bgcolor="#00c0ff" align="center">Search String</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">1</td>
<td align="right">554</td>
<td align="right">2.23%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">2</td>
<td align="right">203</td>
<td align="right">0.82%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>wet pussy</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">3</td>
<td align="right">171</td>
<td align="right">0.69%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>kiwi biker</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">4</td>
<td align="right">100</td>
<td align="right">0.40%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>das supertalent kandidatin mit
den monster titten</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">5</td>
<td align="right">99</td>
<td align="right">0.40%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>ktm 690 adventure</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">6</td>
<td align="right">62</td>
<td align="right">0.25%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>how does powerband work</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">7</td>
<td align="right">62</td>
<td align="right">0.25%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>www.kiwibiker.co.nz</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">8</td>
<td align="right">53</td>
<td align="right">0.21%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>kiwi biker forum</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">9</td>
<td align="right">52</td>
<td align="right">0.21%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>cross eyed 3d porn</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">10</td>
<td align="right">51</td>
<td align="right">0.21%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>do powerbands work</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">11</td>
<td align="right">50</td>
<td align="right">0.20%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>cross eye porn</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">12</td>
<td align="right">45</td>
<td align="right">0.18%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>yamaha scorpio</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">13</td>
<td align="right">40</td>
<td align="right">0.16%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>biker chicks</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">14</td>
<td align="right">37</td>
<td align="right">0.15%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>ducati monster 400 review</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">15</td>
<td align="right">37</td>
<td align="right">0.15%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>motorcycle nicknames</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">16</td>
<td align="right">36</td>
<td align="right">0.14%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker.co.nz</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">17</td>
<td align="right">36</td>
<td align="right">0.14%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>what does a power band do</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">18</td>
<td align="right">35</td>
<td align="right">0.14%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>suzuki tu250 for sale</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">19</td>
<td align="right">32</td>
<td align="right">0.13%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>how do powerbands work</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center">20</td>
<td align="right">31</td>
<td align="right">0.12%</td>
<td align="left" nowrap>kiwibiker forum</td>
</tr>
</table>

onearmedbandit

12th October 2010, 09:46

Kewl, I've got some time on my hand, I wonder if I can really skew the results.

White trash

12th October 2010, 09:57

I can't believe there's that many retards wanting to know if and how a powerband works.

You're making this shit up SpankMe. Fucken have to be..........

Fixed now. All their questions answered in one post. You're welcome.

SpankMe

12th October 2010, 10:07

Whats a powerband?? :confused:

Latte

12th October 2010, 10:16

Cross eyed 3d porn - what will they think of next. Marvels of the modern age...

Virago

12th October 2010, 10:19

Cross eyed 3d porn...? :gob:

At this stage I'm resisting the urge to go looking for it on the site...

Genie

12th October 2010, 10:31

Only one of my threads in the top five?

hmmm, does that mean you've gone international?

NighthawkNZ

12th October 2010, 11:13

I can't get over the fact that "fuck off" is way out in front.

I mean, why would you google it anyway?

show the inteligence of us bikers i guess...

Grasshopperus

13th October 2010, 08:27

I had to go to the fourth page of google NZ's search results using the term "fuck off" before I got a kiwibiker link.

Poor form.

Let me just up our ranking a bit

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

that oughta do it.

avgas

13th October 2010, 08:36

Wait!

.....

There is motorbike stuff here????? I came for the porn
(more than once)