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_Shrek_
10th October 2007, 13:35
Was depressed last night,
so I rang Samaritans.

Got a call centre in Pakistan.

Told them I was suicidal,

They got all excited and
asked if I could fly a plane
McDuck
4th March 2008, 10:12
I was feeling quite depressed, so I rang Lifeline. The call was taken by their call centre in Afganistan. When I said I was suicidal, they got really excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.
JimO
4th March 2008, 16:22
hahahahahfknhahah
McDuck
4th March 2008, 16:25
hahahahahfknhahah

I suspected you may like that :)
MIXONE
4th March 2008, 16:25
Shit when I phoned they asked me if I could fly a plane.:crazy:
Livvy
4th March 2008, 16:27
Shit when I phoned they asked me if I could fly a plane.:crazy:
You must sound smarter.
FJRider
4th March 2008, 16:36
I was feeling quite depressed, so I rang Lifeline. The call was taken by their call centre in Afganistan. When I said I was suicidal, they got really excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.

Post the number, and I'll pm it to a few that they SHOULD "interveiw"
Usarka
5th March 2008, 13:31
I told them i was having a breakdown and the fuckers sent the AA.....
98tls
15th March 2008, 17:36
Feeling depressed and suicidal i rang a help line which turned out to be located in pakistan,"i am so depressed i am about to end it" i say, the operator replys "any chance you can drive a truck"
McJim
15th March 2008, 17:41
Feeling depressed and suicidal i rang a help line which turned out to be located in pakistan,"i am so depressed i am about to end it" i say, the operator replys "any chance you can drive a truck"

You're luckier than me. They asked me if I could fly a plane.
JimO
15th March 2008, 18:03
old old old:lol:
98tls
15th March 2008, 18:12
Me to but hadnt heard it before.:rolleyes:
Colapop
15th March 2008, 18:55
It's not even September!!
mossy1200
6th September 2009, 11:51
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan!
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
enigma51
6th September 2009, 12:01
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan!
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Random!!!!!

dude if you wanna kill yourself just make sure you dont make a mess that others have to clean up
FJRider
6th September 2009, 12:10
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