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Toaster
16th October 2007, 16:55
Stuff article: here (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4239834a4560.html)

It may be legitimate rape, but I suspect that it could also be cover-up for an affair which will have massive implications obviously for the chap arrested.

Interesting to see what everyones initial impression is on the article.

(I posted the article below too....)

jrandom
16th October 2007, 16:59
:laugh:

My initial impression was absolutely that the poor boarder is getting figuratively shafted after giving the landlord's missus a more literal seeing to on request!

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time it's happened in history, either.

Surely hubby doesn't really think it's rape, but it's a great way of getting back at the dude that's doing your woman, wouldn't you say? I'm sure that the tart in question will be quietly sent packing once the relevant court case is over and done with.

Toaster
16th October 2007, 16:59
A Malaysian woman who mistakenly had sex with a houseguest, believing him to be her husband, has complained to police that she was raped, a newspaper reported.


With her husband away at work, the 40-year-old housewife in Malaysia's northeastern state of Terengganu went to bed early on Friday morning, after hectic preparations for celebrations the next day to end the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan.

About an hour later, she felt a man next to her and proceeded to make love to him, although she did not see his face, the New Straits Times newspaper said.

When the woman's 34-year-old husband walked into the room a short while afterwards, she was surprised to see him in his work clothes, and only realised her error when he questioned her about a man he had seen walking out of the room, the paper said.

Police have arrested the couple's friend, a 29-year-old labourer who has been staying with them for the past couple of months, and are investigating the case as a rape.

LilSel
16th October 2007, 17:01
Mistaken identity... she made love to him... case closed... *shakes head*

Toaster
16th October 2007, 17:04
:laugh:

My initial impression was absolutely that the poor boarder is getting figuratively shafted ...

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time it's happened in history, either.


I agree with you... smells of something fishy and I am not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble. But hey, I have been wrong before.

I wonder what punishment the guy will get if found guilty.

Wiki Drifter
16th October 2007, 18:08
Mistaken identity tui <_<

Macktheknife
16th October 2007, 18:11
I agree with you... smells of something fishy and I am not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble. But hey, I have been wrong before.

I wonder what punishment the guy will get if found guilty.

Don't they either chop things off or go for very long prison sentences in Malaysia?

Skyryder
16th October 2007, 18:42
If they don't believe her she'll get stoned to death. If they do believe her it will still be here fault and the man will walk free.

Under Sharia law it takes two females to equal the word of one male.

Skyryder

car
16th October 2007, 19:16
Surely hubby doesn't really think it's rape, but it's a great way of getting back at the dude that's doing your woman, wouldn't you say?

Or saving his own face; much better to see the police bang the other guy up than admit in public that your wife was banging him.

Toaster
16th October 2007, 19:25
Don't they either chop things off or go for very long prison sentences in Malaysia?

Damn I thought that sausage soup looked a bit dodgy..... :whistle:

98tls
16th October 2007, 19:30
Hard to say......they all look the same to me when walking around in daylight so i guess she can be forgiven for shagging one when lights out etc..

Edbear
16th October 2007, 20:22
Hard to say......they all look the same to me when walking around in daylight so i guess she can be forgiven for shagging one when lights out etc..



I don't buy it for a moment! I know that even in pitch blackness I'd know it wasn't my missus I was making love to! Some people must be either really, really gullible or think others are!

Toaster
16th October 2007, 20:27
even in pitch blackness I know it wasn't my missus I was making love to!

Re..he..he..eeeeeaaaaly!! (in a Jim Carrey "Ace Ventura voice) :gob:

scumdog
16th October 2007, 20:29
I don't buy it for a moment! I know that even in pitch blackness I'd know it wasn't my missus I was making love to! Some people must be either really, really gullible or think others are!

Me too - it's the missing third tit that would give them away!!

HenryDorsetCase
16th October 2007, 20:32
Me too - it's the missing third tit that would give them away!!


Same, I'd twig to the missing wooden leg straight away.





yes Im shagging Heather Mills, whatsittoya?

slopster
16th October 2007, 20:39
Its not rape its suprise sex

peasea
16th October 2007, 22:12
It's such a messy situation

Should I add dots?
Yes, dots, lots of them......
.....here we go...
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OK, who spotted the semi-colon then?

Supply your PIN number now and recieve a free prize for spotting.........

Toaster
17th October 2007, 11:37
Me too - it's the missing third tit that would give them away!!

Ah yes.... Southland girls....... :whistle:

Toaster
17th October 2007, 11:38
Its not rape its suprise sex

I'd love to see the judge's face when that defence is given! :Police:

BIGBOSSMAN
17th October 2007, 14:44
Ramadan? Holy month? Fasting during Ramadan? Geez, I hope she didn't break Muslim law by feasting on a juicy Malaysian Meatstick :sweatdrop!!

Grahameeboy
17th October 2007, 14:50
:laugh:

My initial impression was absolutely that the poor boarder is getting figuratively shafted after giving the landlord's missus a more literal seeing to on request!

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time it's happened in history, either.

Surely hubby doesn't really think it's rape, but it's a great way of getting back at the dude that's doing your woman, wouldn't you say? I'm sure that the tart in question will be quietly sent packing once the relevant court case is over and done with.

Yeah, those boarders are dodgy characters

Maha
17th October 2007, 14:56
I'd love to see the judge's face when that defence is given! :Police:


I remember something similar years ago in Rotorua...a 'person i knew' went to a party and scored with a female, they went to her room (party was her parents house, parents were away) and her older sister walked in on them. All hell broke loose cos this female was 15/16 yrs old and Derek was in his late 30's. They laid a rape charge against him fearing the Parents would find out, he appeared in court and she turned up in her School uniform and pigtails, Derek was gobsmacked cos she looked her age...then! at the party she was all leathered up, drinking and up for the root...funny how things work out...

jrandom
17th October 2007, 14:58
Yeah, those boarders are dodgy characters

I find anyone else in my bed, dude, I'm fully turning the light on and checking before getting in and proceeding...

Grahameeboy
17th October 2007, 17:40
I find anyone else in my bed, dude, I'm fully turning the light on and checking before getting in and proceeding...

I thought you kept the light on anyway:wari:

jrandom
17th October 2007, 17:42
I thought you kept the light on anyway:wari:

I do eventually turn it off and go to sleep. I thought you would have noticed that the noises don't continue all night...

Grahameeboy
17th October 2007, 17:45
I do eventually turn it off and go to sleep. I thought you would have noticed that the noises don't continue all night...

Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!

jrandom
17th October 2007, 17:45
Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!

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Stickchick
17th October 2007, 17:50
Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!

Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude:devil2:

Grahameeboy
17th October 2007, 17:52
Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude:devil2:

So it is not you he tapes up then:eek:

Mom
17th October 2007, 17:53
Thankfully with daylight saving that is a blessing!!!!!


Our place is quiet this weekend mainly if you need a bolt hole!


Might want to invest in some Plugs for lugs this weekend dude:devil2:


Ewwwwwwww, grubby gal :love:

Grahameeboy
17th October 2007, 17:56
Our place is quiet this weekend mainly if you need a bolt hole!





Are you far enough away from the fallout zone??

inlinefour
17th October 2007, 18:19
If they don't believe her she'll get stoned to death. If they do believe her it will still be here fault and the man will walk free.

Under Sharia law it takes two females to equal the word of one male.

Skyryder

Maybe hubby wants to get rid of her now so he can trade up on a newer model? :devil2:

jrandom
17th October 2007, 18:21
... if you need a bolt hole!

Ah, but is it untapped?