Why me?? :(

[Motoracer]

OK, I have had a set of bad luck with regards to my health. For the final round of Vic Club races, I was sick, for R2 of AMCC at Pukie, I had the flu.

Now a really fun weekend is coming up with Pukie and Manfield track days and my flu returns!! FAARRRRKK!!! :crybaby:

What do you reckon is the quickest remedy that'll get me up and running by Saturday morning? :puke:

[White trash]

OK, I have had a set of bad luck with regards to my health. For the final round of Vic Club races, I was sick, for R2 of AMCC at Pukie, I had the flu.

Now a really fun weekend is coming up with Pukie and Manfield track days and my flu returns!! FAARRRRKK!!! :crybaby:

What do you reckon is the quickest remedy that'll get me up and running by Saturday morning? :puke:

Well.

Didn't that come on quickly since your last post.

Suck it up sonny, there's arse kicking to be done.

[Cajun]

Well.

Didn't that come on quickly since your last post.

Suck it up sonny, there's arse kicking to be done.

me thinks he is getting is exuse ready early WT

[Motoracer]

I'll be there giving it all I got no matter what and you won't hear any excuses from me.


On a serious note, how do you get rid of this flu QUICKLY? Anyone know any miracle cures that work??

[James Deuce]

Drink heaps of fluids, including stuff with electrolyte replacements (potassium and sodium) You can get Berocca type stuff from Pak and Save really cheap. Eat apples and bananas. Blow your nose as often as you can (use aloe vera tissues) - AND GOT TO BED AND REST. now.

There's no miracle cure except rest so your body has heaps of energy to kill the virus.

[Joni]

Drink heaps of fluids, including stuff with electrolyte replacements (potassium and sodium) You can get Berocca type stuff from Pak and Save really cheap. Eat apples and bananas. Blow your nose as often as you can (use aloe vera tissues) - AND GOT TO BED AND REST. now.

Yup all of the above and then more rest Sudeep... :D

[Cajun]

I'll be there giving it all I got no matter what and you won't hear any excuses from me.


On a serious note, how do you get rid of this flu QUICKLY? Anyone know any miracle cures that work??

I usual make a special drink, lemsip, extra pandol(crushed up) some oj, and a bit of every type of aholic in the cuboard, all in to one glass, and drink it, usual knocks me on my ass for the nite, but 9 times out 10 wake up next morning feeling alot better

[jrandom]

I usual make a special drink, lemsip, extra pandol(crushed up) some oj, and a bit of every type of aholic in the cuboard, all in to one glass, and drink it, usual knocks me on my ass for the nite, but 9 times out 10 wake up next morning feeling alot better

Alcohol and a double dose of hepatotoxic analgesics.

Well, it'd certainly do *something*.

[badlieutenant]

OK, I have had a set of bad luck with regards to my health. For the final round of Vic Club races, I was sick, for R2 of AMCC at Pukie, I had the flu.

Now a really fun weekend is coming up with Pukie and Manfield track days and my flu returns!! FAARRRRKK!!! :crybaby:

What do you reckon is the quickest remedy that'll get me up and running by Saturday morning? :puke:
it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well. :moon:

[Cajun]

Alcohol and a double dose of hepatotoxic analgesics.

Well, it'd certainly do *something*.

shrug normally does the job, also means i might get a 6 hour sleep, which is a great nite sleep for me

[jrandom]

shrug normally does the job, also means i might get a 6 hour sleep, which is a great nite sleep for me

The sleep's probably the trick. If the painkillers keep you knocked out, it'll give the body a better chance of sorting the bugs.

But hell, six hours a good sleep? I'm utterly stuffed if I'm restricted to less than 8 with any regularity. Back in t'day, when I was training and wotnot, I slept 10 every night without fail, and noticed it bigtime if I missed out.

[Cajun]

The sleep's probably the trick. If the painkillers keep you knocked out, it'll give the body a better chance of sorting the bugs.

But hell, six hours a good sleep? I'm utterly stuffed if I'm restricted to less than 8 with any regularity. Back in t'day, when I was training and wotnot, I slept 10 every night without fail, and noticed it bigtime if I missed out.

yeah also helps i got a very fast metabolish(or how ever you spell it)[my body revs high like my 600 hehehe]

average nite for me is 4 hours, been like that for years.

[Motoracer]

Cheers guys, I'll take up your advises.

[jrandom]

yeah also helps i got a very fast metabolish(or how ever you spell it)[my body revs high like my 600 hehehe]

If we're going to make engine/metabolism comparisons, I'd probably be a single-cylinder marine diesel.

[wari]

DRink more beer .. :drinknsin

ITsa sure fire wayof clearing up hang-overr sypmtoms .. :puke:

[manuboy]

Baxters Lung Preserver.

Seriously.... cures almost anything..... plants, small animals.....

Get it from any (good) chemist, tastes like Ribena (sorta)

p.s i have nothing to do with whoever makes the stuff....

[Hitcher]

hepatotoxic analgesics.
Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)

[Cajun]

If we're going to make engine/metabolism comparisons, I'd probably be a single-cylinder marine diesel.

hahahhaah :banana:

[That Guy]

Best way to deal with the 'flu? Go out on the piss really HARD until 4am. Wake up with a huge hang over and compared to the flu you'll wonder what you were complaing about, next day, you'll feel heaps better.

[bungbung]

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well. :moon:

I think it was the thing in the pool. You can probably thank Mrs Bungbung for bringing everybody her cold.

Did you drink feijoa vodka?

because she did...

[Hitcher]

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well.
Must be that Evian flu you get from drinking bottled water...

[Motoracer]

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well. :moon:
Yea, straight after that night I was sniffing and coughing as well. I think a few others might have got the flu as well after that.

[scroter]

I'll be there giving it all I got no matter what and you won't hear any excuses from me.


On a serious note, how do you get rid of this flu QUICKLY? Anyone know any miracle cures that work??

and give the mrs one. hey it might not work but itll be fun finding out.

[Quasievil]

Drink heaps of fluids, including stuff with electrolyte replacements (potassium and sodium) You can get Berocca type stuff from Pak and Save really cheap. Eat apples and bananas. Blow your nose as often as you can (use aloe vera tissues) - AND GOT TO BED AND REST. now.

There's no miracle cure except rest so your body has heaps of energy to kill the virus.
Yup what he said:cold: + :doctor: =:apumpin: so there ya go fella

[Quasievil]

Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)
Aint that a Drench for sheep??

[NotaGoth]

Your already tired, run down you just don't realize it. Hence you'll start coming down with anything and everything.

Make sure yah get a lil :love2: and a few :hug: and maybe even a little :buggerd: and you'll be fine !!!!

heheh

[badlieutenant]

I think it was the thing in the pool. You can probably thank Mrs Bungbung for bringing everybody her cold.

Did you drink feijoa vodka?

because she did...
she contaminated my own vodka??? thats.... well....bad,baaaaad.........evil.
right firm rule from now on. No sharing of vodka or corgis with either bungbung or mrs bungbung!!
did you borrow the corgi off of bungbung motoracer ? that would eliminate the vodka as I didnt touch a single corgi all weekend. :bleh:

[Blakamin]

Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)
Aren't they a 4 valve Ducati part??? :spudwhat:

[wari]

she contaminated my own vodka??? thats.... well....bad,baaaaad.........evil.
right firm rule from now on. No sharing of vodka or corgis with either bungbung or mrs bungbung!!
did you borrow the corgi off of bungbung motoracer ? that would eliminate the vodka as I didnt touch a single corgi all weekend. :bleh:

Didd someone say Baaaaa ... ?

[2_SL0]

Grab your food processor drop 3 eggs, 2 tomatoes, 1x clove of garlic, 1 can of sardines, 2 stale old socks, 3 asprin, 1/2 L of old chip fat. Mix it up and down the lot. :niceone:
I have no idea what it will do for the flu, but your be so busy chucking you wont care. :puke: :eek:

[toads]

garlic, echinacea and vitamin c, keep taking it too MR you sound as though you are a bit run down, loved your car vid btw

[Motoracer]

garlic, echinacea and vitamin c, keep taking it too MR you sound as though you are a bit run down, loved your car vid btw
Cheers toads.

[badlieutenant]

Didd someone say Baaaaa ... ?
the corgi will if you pay it enough.............

[Jackrat]

Buy some "Clements Tonic" from your local Food Town or chemist.
Read the bloody label and follow the directions.
This stuff really works but tastes terrible(that's cause it's good for you)
Mix it with orange juice to make it easier to take.

[badlieutenant]

Buy some "Clements Tonic" from your local Food Town or chemist.
Read the bloody label and follow the directions.
This stuff really works but tastes terrible(that's cause it's good for you)
Mix it with orange juice to make it easier to take.

if someone else can back this up Ill do it, i have 28 hours to be well again :/ :Pokey:

[Velox]

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well. :moon:
Chicken, pool, beer, corgis - I think it's more that we all rode in the rain for how ever many hours on Sat!
PS: BadL - I'm getting a little concerned now.
MR: If your throat is yuck, sucking on a teaspoon of honey every few hours usually helps. Doesn't wake you up though, but makes your throat not sore.

[scumdog]

Go for manuka honey ( real manuka honey), I'm a real sceptic but it does work and tastes good, I use it in my tea etc and I have put it on festered cuts etc and it works like magic!!! :2thumbsup

[badlieutenant]

Chicken, pool, beer, corgis - I think it's more that we all rode in the rain for how ever many hours on Sat!
PS: BadL - I'm getting a little concerned now.

yer its a wari :baby:

*runs away baaaa baaaing in a fit of hysteria.*

[jazbug5]

Grab your food processor drop 3 eggs, 2 tomatoes, 1x clove of garlic, 1 can of sardines, 2 stale old socks, 3 asprin, 1/2 L of old chip fat. Mix it up and down the lot. :niceone:
I have no idea what it will do for the flu, but your be so busy chucking you wont care. :puke: :eek:

...Anyone know how to get a lungful of coffee out of a keyboard..?

Okay; here's my worthless advice.
Sleep. Drink. Sweat.
Make very, very strong onion soup (or get someone else to) with turmeric and cayenne and heaps of garlic.
Also, drink a (hot) mixture of lemon, honey (manuka sounds good!) cayenne.... I've heard maple syrup's supposed to be good, too- but stick with the honey, I guess. Be careful with off-the-shelf remedies, as a lot of them contain caffeine and will stop you getting a proper sleep.
As everyone here says, though- most important thing is to drink heaps and to sleep. But don't drink stupid stuff like coke (sugar to feed the bugs, caffeine to keep you awake...)
If you're still feeling crap, Mr. B.L., then get thee hence and do all of the above double!

[erik]

...Anyone know how to get a lungful of coffee out of a keyboard..?


Unplug it, pull it apart, remove the circuit board bit that the lead connects to, rinse the other stuff out, dry it out and put it back together, and if you're lucky it'll still work. Don't use a hair dryer to dry it out, it may melt it... :whistle:

Or you could just get a cheap new one for $13.50

[Kwaka-Kid]

yep MR! Both me and my old man werent that great off, i seem to have it the least but yesterday had hte sorest throat all day and a rough dry cough, also lack of sleep didnt help which is what ill blame the not being able to focus well on.

also 6chris6 is feeling shit too.
damn pool.
Was worth it though! no complaints here! and ive taken today off.

[NC]

Don't ride to Wellington when your sick, that helps...:lol: :crybaby:

[Velox]

Hey - it's only the northerners that are/were sick after Tokaanu though eh?!
They breed us hard down here in Wgtn. :eyepoke:

[Cajun]

Hey - it's only the northerners that are/were sick after Tokaanu though eh?!
They breed us hard down here in Wgtn. :eyepoke:

Its the aucklanders that are sick softcocks the lot of them

nc30 caught something from melon man dc:<

[James Deuce]

Its the aucklanders that are sick softcocks the lot of them

nc30 caught something from melon man dc:<
Great. That's TWO F**KED keyboards. Do you have any idea how much it hurts to shoot red liquorice out your nose?? The splash back is really unpleasant too.

[badlieutenant]

I have the flu..born and raised in welly !!! :moon:

[Cajun]

Great. That's TWO F**KED keyboards. Do you have any idea how much it hurts to shoot red liquorice out your nose?? The splash back is really unpleasant too.

how do you fuck a keyboard with liquorice and why your not give me any

and what did i say that was so funny anyway

[James Deuce]

how do you fuck a keyboard with liquorice and why your not give me any

and what did i say that was so funny anyway

I have a sick, sick mind.

Liquorice out your nose builds up quite some velocity as it is forced through your sinuses. Hence damage and splashback.

[Coldkiwi]

I think it was the thing in the pool. You can probably thank Mrs Bungbung for bringing everybody her cold.



I personally thought MR riding for 4 hours in the pissing rain without any wet weather gear might've been part of it!! :bash: He was looking awfully like a white man at Te Kuiti and shivering like a ghost to boot.

[Cajun]

I have a sick, sick mind.

Liquorice out your nose builds up quite some velocity as it is forced through your sinuses. Hence damage and splashback.

yeah i have a sick mind, but aucklands are sick softcocks

must be some might strong liquorice down your way to stuff keyboards

[Firefight]

yeah all good I guess, Sudeep if ya wanna get better, drink Rum, dark and lots of it, but be very careful not to mix it with Bananas or you might change into some sort of computer geek ....

F/F :cool: