Dilligaf
31st October 2007, 09:43
I like to ride my bike....
Er. Just not quite like this guy :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=490544&in_page_id=1
Man forced to sign sex offenders' register for having sex with a bike
Last updated at 09:02am on 30th October 2007
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Robert Stewart was discovered half naked trying to have sex with a bicycle
A man has been put on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bike.
Robert Stewart was discovered half naked in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how his indiscretion was uncovered.
She said: "They (the hostel cleaners) knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
The hostel staff informed the manager who reported Stewart to the police.
Mr Stewart has been placed on the sex offenders' register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
Although unusual he is not the first to be caught in a compromising situation with an object as Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Witnesses reported seeing him lying face down on the pavement with his trousers around his ankles.
Er. Just not quite like this guy :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=490544&in_page_id=1
Man forced to sign sex offenders' register for having sex with a bike
Last updated at 09:02am on 30th October 2007
Comments (16)
Robert Stewart was discovered half naked trying to have sex with a bicycle
A man has been put on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bike.
Robert Stewart was discovered half naked in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how his indiscretion was uncovered.
She said: "They (the hostel cleaners) knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
The hostel staff informed the manager who reported Stewart to the police.
Mr Stewart has been placed on the sex offenders' register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
Although unusual he is not the first to be caught in a compromising situation with an object as Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Witnesses reported seeing him lying face down on the pavement with his trousers around his ankles.