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ratusratus
13th November 2007, 18:49
I WILL GO 1ST 49!!!!!!!!!!!:woohoo:
RIDING WILL GIVE ME UP
BEFORE I GIVE UP RIDING:Punk:

paturoa
13th November 2007, 18:51
I'd pick Oldrider, he is a crusty old type, but I doubt if he is a bugger.

kevfromcoro
13th November 2007, 19:07
well iam older than 49..but still can ride.

JimO
13th November 2007, 19:21
47 which is younger than 49

Hitcher
13th November 2007, 19:25
Mental age?

Maha
13th November 2007, 19:26
Im 103....its the constant use of Aloe Vera that keeps my looks youthful.....tho when i was a toddler (early 1900's) Aloe vera was not around, we use to use cowpoos.....or Goat cum....:cool:

eliot-ness
13th November 2007, 19:28
Just a couple of weeks younger than Oldrider

Skyryder
13th November 2007, 20:15
I'm 63. years. Only girls don't give their age. My mental age is debatable but since I start from the premise of zero it leaves little room for disagreement:niceone:

Skyyrder

trumpy
13th November 2007, 20:32
Mental age?

Not particularly high according to Mrs Trumpy...........<_<
Chronologically..55 next month which makes me just a young fella (compared to some on this site):rolleyes:

Toaster
13th November 2007, 20:37
Im 103....its the constant use of Aloe Vera that keeps my looks youthful.....tho when i was a toddler (early 1900's) Aloe vera was not around, we use to use cowpoos.....or Goat cum....:cool:

Are your looks youthful????!!!!! :done::shifty::bleh:

Sheep cum works wonders.

Toaster
13th November 2007, 20:40
I am only 35, but I post like I am 95, run like I am 20, and shag like I've been doing it for centuries.

oldguy
13th November 2007, 20:40
Funny how people younger than you think your OLD, and people older than you think you young.
I,m not old, just the people I seem to ride with are younger than me.

Dave-
13th November 2007, 20:41
20.

thought I'd try my luck....you never know...

scumdog
13th November 2007, 20:48
Not particularly high according to Mrs Trumpy...........<_<
Chronologically..55 next month which makes me just a young fella (compared to some on this site):rolleyes:

Almost as old - a virtual whipper-snapper eh!

Mom
13th November 2007, 20:54
and shag like I've been doing it for centuries.

V e r y V e r y S l o w l y a n d c a r e f u l l y .........LMAO!

Sorry mate could not resist!

Me I am ageless......:laugh:

Oakie
13th November 2007, 20:54
47. But I still get mistaken for late thirties much to Mrs Oakie's chagrin. Ah the number of times I've been mistaken for her son ... quite amusing ... and she's younger than me and doesn't look bad for her age either.

janno
13th November 2007, 21:10
I'm now old enough to have to think about how old I am when someone asks me - as in oh, yeah, I'm not 32 anymore . . .

37 in two months time. My Mum was ooooold when she was 37!

Daffyd
13th November 2007, 21:14
I might be in the running for this. 66 next Feb.

pritch
13th November 2007, 21:21
I might be in the running for this. 66 next Feb.

If you're still running at 65 you're doing OK. I'm hobbling and I'm only 63 (for a few more weeks).

Daffyd
13th November 2007, 21:24
I'm planning on at least another 10 years on a bike, and then maybe downgrade to maybe a Burgman or similar. Just maybe, mind.

trumpy
13th November 2007, 21:29
My age might be a tad insignificant compared to this guy.....(taken from Rapid Bikes - Oct 07) jn the "My Ride" section;

John T Johnstone ...."trading a hot v-max for a 650 Hyosung might sound a bit odd" admits John "but with me at 85 years old, and the V-max born in 1985 Something had to give.
The Hyosung is a great bike. Light, fast and took me to Queensland and back from my home base in Perth, WA.......................":clap:
Ye Gads, I would be ecstatic if I could still happily ride that far at 85!! Lets face most of us be just happy to make to 85.:crazy:

GaZBur
13th November 2007, 21:31
I am 49 on Thursday but my wife says I'm a teenager and isn't it about time I grew the xxxx up. I got back into racing again this year - nothing serious just fun(until I bin - then it hurts). I don't think I have raced against anyone older than me yet, anybody out there racing and older? Wanna race? Well do ya huh!

oldrider
13th November 2007, 21:39
Hamilton member, site name escapes me, he is in his late seventies.

Must be getting up on the oldest KB member ladder! :yes: John.

Grahameeboy
13th November 2007, 21:45
Are your looks youthful????!!!!! :done::shifty::bleh:

Sheep cum works wonders.

I guess it really depends on which side you look at......the back of his head is smooth but missing eyes, nose, mouth.............

DougB
13th November 2007, 21:50
Im 75 soon. I bought my twelth bike a few weeks ago, a
Suzuki K7 Burgman 400 maxi scooter I have just run it in. I have had 135k on the speedometer and there was more to go. I sold my leg over bike to my son to be his ninth Italian bike. Got my first bike in 1953 an AJS 500 single and have never been with out one since.

I had to keep up with my sons, the one with nine Italians
has just got himself a Ferrrari to park beside his Rolls Royce. He has a cruddy van for his work. My other son just payed $35.000 for a Honda Goldwing.

The president of the Hamilton Ullyses club is 75 and he is still riding every weekend.

Being old is no big deal if you can keep your health.

Lteejay
13th November 2007, 21:51
Im 103....its the constant use of Aloe Vera that keeps my looks youthful.....tho when i was a toddler (early 1900's) Aloe vera was not around, we use to use cowpoos.....or Goat cum....:cool:

Rubbing cowpoos on your face. Does he know about this or shouldn't we ask :shutup:

Grahameeboy
13th November 2007, 21:57
Rubbing cowpoos on your face. Does he know about this or shouldn't we ask :shutup:

Well I guess it depends on whether Cowpoos Cum is better than Goat Cum...............now having met Cowpoos, they do say that red heads are more fun...........

Lteejay
13th November 2007, 22:00
Ive never met a red goat yet

ceebie13
14th November 2007, 06:33
eight times seven

huck farley
14th November 2007, 07:21
I'm 45 years young,
Wouldn't see any lady stuck!!
None bikers are whimps!!
Tin tops suk!!
Also hello Baaaaby!!
Triumph's rock!!

klingon
14th November 2007, 07:35
Im 75 soon. I bought my twelth bike a few weeks ago, a
Suzuki K7 Burgman 400 maxi scooter I have just run it in. I have had 135k on the speedometer and there was more to go. I sold my leg over bike to my son to be his ninth Italian bike. Got my first bike in 1953 an AJS 500 single and have never been with out one since.

I had to keep up with my sons, the one with nine Italians
has just got himself a Ferrrari to park beside his Rolls Royce. He has a cruddy van for his work. My other son just payed $35.000 for a Honda Goldwing.

The president of the Hamilton Ullyses club is 75 and he is still riding every weekend.

Being old is no big deal if you can keep your health.

Hooray for DougB! Ladies (!) and Gentlemen (?!) I think we may have a winner! Any advance on 74 and three quarters?

Coyote
14th November 2007, 07:52
17. Do I win?

Mr Merde
14th November 2007, 08:26
From looking at these posts it seems that I am really only middle aged.

A boy at 50 years and 355 days old.

Best I have felt all week.


Merde

Disco Dan
14th November 2007, 08:29
Twenty Four?? no? ..ah well.

Finn
14th November 2007, 08:44
Isn't it funny how guys don't really give a shit about divulging their age whereas chicks don't or just lie. That's because men are appreciating assets and chicks depreciate once they hit 20.

I'm 39 and feel like a teenager... so I went out on Friday and met one.

Yip, it's a mans world.

Joni
14th November 2007, 08:45
Only girls don't give their age.Pffft whatever old fella!

Im 35.... and have no issues with my age.... its just a number blah blah blah...

I genuinely believe you are only as old as you make yourself :wari:

Crisis management
14th November 2007, 08:48
A mere teenager at 51, mind you, my kids seem to disagree with this opinion. :(

Joni
14th November 2007, 08:51
A mere teenager at 51, mind you, my kids seem to disagree with this opinion. :(Dads are cool! :eek:

Boogie them under the table... give them a go for their money... that should embarras them enough to silence them! :lol:

Beemer
14th November 2007, 10:16
I WILL GO 1ST 49!!!!!!!!!!!

Younger than you!

Blackbird
14th November 2007, 11:03
Just turned 60 and don't give a shi*t!

Virago
14th November 2007, 11:19
Just turned 60 and don't give a shi*t!

Yes, can be a problem at your age. Have you tried laxatives?

Blackbird
14th November 2007, 11:30
Yes, can be a problem at your age. Have you tried laxatives?

No thanks Ken, you giving me the sh*ts will be just fine:whistle:

NighthawkNZ
14th November 2007, 11:31
I'm simply ageless...

SwanTiger
14th November 2007, 11:44
Im 75 soon. I bought my twelth bike a few weeks ago, a
Suzuki K7 Burgman 400 maxi scooter I have just run it in. I have had 135k on the speedometer and there was more to go. I sold my leg over bike to my son to be his ninth Italian bike. Got my first bike in 1953 an AJS 500 single and have never been with out one since.

I had to keep up with my sons, the one with nine Italians
has just got himself a Ferrrari to park beside his Rolls Royce. He has a cruddy van for his work. My other son just payed $35.000 for a Honda Goldwing.

The president of the Hamilton Ullyses club is 75 and he is still riding every weekend.

Being old is no big deal if you can keep your health.

Respect.

Laava
14th November 2007, 12:58
I'm 45 years young,
Wouldn't see any lady stuck!!
None bikers are whimps!!
Tin tops suk!!
Also hello Baaaaby!!
Triumph's rock!!
Good 1st post dude! Of course you realise that all your posts will now have to be in rhyme!
Me, 43ish

The Pastor
14th November 2007, 13:11
i dont plan to live much past 30.

Daffyd
14th November 2007, 13:21
Im 75 soon. I bought my twelth bike a few weeks ago, a
Suzuki K7 Burgman 400 maxi scooter I have just run it in. I have had 135k on the speedometer and there was more to go. I sold my leg over bike to my son to be his ninth Italian bike. Got my first bike in 1953 an AJS 500 single and have never been with out one since.

I had to keep up with my sons, the one with nine Italians
has just got himself a Ferrrari to park beside his Rolls Royce. He has a cruddy van for his work. My other son just payed $35.000 for a Honda Goldwing.

The president of the Hamilton Ullyses club is 75 and he is still riding every weekend.

Being old is no big deal if you can keep your health.

Hangs head and slinks into the nearest corner. :oi-grr:

Daffyd
14th November 2007, 13:24
Isn't it funny how guys don't really give a shit about divulging their age whereas chicks don't or just lie. That's because men are appreciating assets and chicks depreciate once they hit 20.

I'm 39 and feel like a teenager... so I went out on Friday and met one.

Yip, it's a mans world.

I feel like a teenager too. Unfortunately I can't seem to find a willing one!

GaZBur
29th November 2007, 15:27
I might be in the running for this. 66 next Feb.
Feck are you 65? Nice to meet you at Wyndham. There was a guy at Teretonga and Wyndham riding 2 classics. At Teretonga I walked over to give him a hand to load his bike on the trailer but by the time I got there he had it loaded on by himself. 74 years old, spry enough to swing a leg over and crash start a bike by himself and mind sharp as a tack!!! Sorry I missed his name, you know my hearing ain't what it used to be, hah haha! Looks like we can expect a few decent years more then if he's anything to go by.