Setting China/NZ relations back a decade or two...

[madbikeboy]

I'm no racist, but it seems to me that there are alot of people of Asian descent that want to kill me on my scoot.

There's this cultural thing for Asians. Only really poor people ride motorcycles, therefore they have to yeild to the car people. And peasants ride bicycles. I ride bikes and motorcycles, so I get close calls - and most of those are either asshole truck drivers, fucking rednecks driving Falcons... Or Asian people.

So, last weekend, went over to ZXRIDER's to say gidday, he wasn't home, so went towards the racetrack, shit I mean motorway via the ** ***** roundabout thingee. Went through in the left lane next to Mr Asian Guy, he was in the right lane turning right than left, same as me.

He looks across and sees me (can't miss the GSXR with the loudest yoshi pipe in the world), he's got his windows open, and I see him nudge his Asian girlfriend and mouth something that look like "hey, watch me run this impoverished gwai-lo of the road", and he then changes lane onto me, and pushes me against the kerb. I ended up on the footpath.

It gets better. :)

Mr Asian Guy is laughing, deep belly laughs, at my expense.

I'm less happy.

So, in a manner consistent with the road code in terms of speed and overtaking, I passed the car, and as I passed I noticed that this guys mirror flew off his car. Not quite sure how it happened...? Not a good sign for his car's build quality for a wing mirror to just fall off...

I learned two things from this:
1. Bags of peas work really well to reduce swelling in your left hand when it comes in contact with something travelling about 60 k's slower than you.

2. You should never miss an opportunity to work conflict out between two civilised people with good, open communication and mutual respect. If that doesn't work, then gratuatous violence is also a useful tool.

Ride safe.

[Timber020]

Taking a guy mirror off with your hand was irresponsible, you need to work on your footwork. Taking his mirror is theft, the least you can do is give it back to him, perhaps while doing 100kmph in the other direction.

Wanker, hope you got his rego

[PirateJafa]

Living right by Howick, I am afraid that what you say is depressingly accurate.

Sure, you get twats on the road. But they don't tend to actively try and kill you...

[car]

I'm no racist

Weeeell, sweeping generalisations like that might lead people to believe other wise but...


So, in a manner consistent with the road code in terms of speed and overtaking, I passed the car, and as I passed I noticed that this guys mirror flew off his car. Not quite sure how it happened...? Not a good sign for his car's build quality for a wing mirror to just fall off...

...that's just the ticket.

Stencil a patchwork saloon car covered in crappy bodykit and filler on the side of your steed and strike a red cross through it, sir. Make no apologies: if you're sure someone knows you're there -- like they've held eye contact -- and then done something retarded like pushed you off the road, thrown a lit cigarette or McDonald's bag full of litter at you (yes, yes and yes) then all bets are off.

[McDuck]

I hope i never have to tackel that...


















bit if i do.............




















no wing mirror will ever be the same again.....

[Conquiztador]

Having a steel plate on the heal of my boot is a brilliant way to make sparks fly from cage drivers side doors after they have decided to challenge me on the road. It also puts a custom touch to their paint work...;)

[Zapf]

Don't know if you have noticed, but there are Asian bikers on here too.

I think the problem you have found, is that in China. I think people have the mentality of giving way to the biggest cage. (this is from watching videos) So good on you on teaching him a lesson.

As for me I generally don't compete with cars on the road, cause you always loose. I just ride around them and them in my mirrors no more. :)

Maybe you can mount a metal plate on your knee sliders? U know... knee down on the paint.

[Magua]

Sounds like he got away pretty lightly. I take it you got his rego? Post it up so we know who to avoid.

[McDuck]

Sounds like he got away pretty lightly. I take it you got his rego? Post it up so we know who to avoid.

and who to target...:innocent::innocent:

[Zapf]

Sounds like he got away pretty lightly. I take it you got his rego? Post it up so we know who to avoid.

Yea we should just have a KB ride starting from his house.... while he is home. Can u think what is going thru his mind... <evil> hehehe

[heyjoe]

I'm no racist, but it seems to me that there are alot of people of Asian descent that want to kill me on my scoot.

Glad to hear you aren't racist. You are unfortunate to meet just the Asian ones who are trying to kill you on your scoot. There are others (non-Asians' that is) out there. I have seen them. I must be meeting the ones you haven't seen.

There's this cultural thing for Asians. Only really poor people ride motorcycles, therefore they have to yeild to the car people. And peasants ride bicycles. I ride bikes and motorcycles, so I get close calls - and most of those are either asshole truck drivers, fucking rednecks driving Falcons... Or Asian people.

Not all Asians think like that. Don't paint everyone with the same brush. There are good people out there of all races.

So, last weekend, went over to ZXRIDER's to say gidday, he wasn't home, so went towards the racetrack, shit I mean motorway via the ** ***** roundabout thingee. Went through in the left lane next to Mr Asian Guy, he was in the right lane turning right than left, same as me.

He looks across and sees me (can't miss the GSXR with the loudest yoshi pipe in the world), he's got his windows open, and I see him nudge his Asian girlfriend and mouth something that look like "hey, watch me run this impoverished gwai-lo of the road", and he then changes lane onto me, and pushes me against the kerb. I ended up on the footpath.

Did you hear him say that over the loudest yoshi pipes in the world?

It gets better. :)

Mr Asian Guy is laughing, deep belly laughs, at my expense.

I'm less happy.

So, in a manner consistent with the road code in terms of speed and overtaking, I passed the car, and as I passed I noticed that this guys mirror flew off his car. Not quite sure how it happened...? Not a good sign for his car's build quality for a wing mirror to just fall off...

I learned two things from this:
1. Bags of peas work really well to reduce swelling in your left hand when it comes in contact with something travelling about 60 k's slower than you.

2. You should never miss an opportunity to work conflict out between two civilised people with good, open communication and mutual respect. If that doesn't work, then gratuatous violence is also a useful tool.

Ride safe.

From the point where he laughs at your expense - he deserves to lose his mirror in the wind. I like your sense of humour 'gwai-lo.'

[xwhatsit]

Yeah Asians are psycho. GiJoe1313 is always trying to run me off the road; not actively, but by switching on his neons and making me cringe in horror halfway through a tricky corner.

Don't even get me started on Zapf. Encountering him caused me to go and hide under some trees on the side of the road until I was brave enough to go back and face up to him.

Chinese want to kill all gwai-lou; mainly because we keep pinching their girlfriends :laugh: At least that's what my girlfriend's father says.

[Zapf]

Chinese want to kill all gwai-lou; mainly because we keep pinching their girlfriends :laugh: At least that's what my girlfriend's father says.

LOL... its ok mate, you guys tend to pick all the ugly ones anyway :Pokey:

[MSTRS]

LOL... its ok mate, you guys tend to pick all the ugly ones anyway :Pokey:

Just how do you tell tho...they all look the same, don't they? :whistle:

[Finn]

Just don't mention the Maori's and you guys won't be called racists.

[James Deuce]

Just how do you tell tho...they all look the same, don't they? :whistle:

They all taste like chicken too.

[Swoop]

This twat deserved more than a simple mirrorectomy.

[MSTRS]

They all taste like chicken too.

Ooooh...I know someone who's gunna be in trouble...

[avgas]

Matt black helmet with tinted visor......once i got that i no longer had to kick in door panels.
dont know why - just know it works

[pritch]

Matt black helmet with tinted visor......once i got that i no longer had to kick in door panels.
dont know why - just know it works

It may work even better if you were perched on a bloody great Harley.

There are limits though, the then Prez of the local biker gang was T-Boned by an old lady who didn't see him...

[avgas]

It may work even better if you were perched on a bloody great Harley.

Nah a bike with more scratches than paint seems to scare em a little.
act like a biker pirate!

[madbikeboy]

the thing that is really great about KB is that you get to share all sorts of personal and positive information - this is the sort of information that just doesn't seem appropriate when talking to work colleagues at the water cooler, or when you're sitting in therapy with the better half after buying "ANOTHER damn bike". I wanted to answer some of these questions in a logical way, so here goes:
They don't all look the same, and it may taste like chicken, but it smells more like seafood...
I like some Asians a lot. Bruce Lee. The guy who was fucking mad enough to bless the world with GSXR1000's, and I especially like Yoshimura San (and I show him my appreciation buy spending most of my disposible income on him).
I didn't hear him say anything, I wrote that I saw him MOUTH the words. There was a little creative licence there. I'm sure what he really said was "I'm so fucked off at all these gwai lo's stealing our women, that we're going to get even buy killing them and their oversized white penises..."

I also like the Asian girls who dress up wearing schoolgirl outfits and the smallest mini-skirts. ;p

Baba San, the guy who invented the Fireblade and gave us the race to light fast bikes that didn't cost the world - yep, I like him too.

Okay, I have a tinted Visor, it doesn't seem to afford me any magical protection, but my lids not black, it has a joker on it.

And for the record, I'll ride with Asian bikers, some of the ones I've met over the years have been really nuts (which is a very cool thing), and they tend to know really hot Asian girls who wear school uniforms...

Anyhow, ride safe and look out for loose women.

[Grahameeboy]

From the point where he laughs at your expense - he deserves to lose his mirror in the wind. I like your sense of humour 'gwai-lo.'

Oddly I have no trubs with Asians...............at least with some Asian drivers driving over is a new experience so you can forgive them but it's the natives, who should know better (and generally don't care) that are the real offenders.

[Grahameeboy]

They all taste like chicken too.

Is than Butter Chicken, Chicken Korma, Thai Chicken.................mmmm NZ Lamb.....oops

[James Deuce]

Chicken Tickle My Sala

[Grahameeboy]

Chicken Tickle My Sala

Oooooo.....can I???

PS - Reply to my pm you miserable bastard