Heilen Klerkes' new name.

[Swoop]

recent terrorist activity has caused the labour party to take measures in order to protect their leader. for security reasons, they have suggested that helen have a muslim name.
so, from now on, please refer to her by her new muslim name:





































Seldom Bin Layed.

[MidnightMike]

:rofl: Great one!!!

[oldrider]

Well, not in a heterosexual way anyway! :oi-grr: John.

[The Stranger]

Seldom Bin Layed.

Must be why so many suggest she get fucked.

[R6_kid]

Must be why so many suggest she get fucked.

I'll leave that one up to you old man... that's one i'm not taking for the team!

[ynot slow]

Imagine if you were pissed and woke up next to her naked,with your arm under her body,kind of like the guy in the states who cut his arm to be free from the boulder,except you'd chew your own arm off.

[laRIKin]

Imagine if you were pissed and woke up next to her naked,with your arm under her body,kind of like the guy in the states who cut his arm to be free from the boulder,except you'd chew your own arm off.

I could never get that drunk, that she would or could be, good to look at.
She a 18 jugger and I pass out at 14 jugs of beer.

[miSTa]

...I pass out at 14 jugs of beer.
Or three bourbons...:yes:

[ukbandit]

from an email.

[deanohit]

Repost, was originally up earlier this week:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=62023

[ukbandit]

Repost, was originally up earlier this week:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=62023


ooppppsss missed it, can you remove these threads if you created it?