What's your most racist joke?

[SwanTiger]

Some decent jokes aye?

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!

Why do blacks have white hands?
It rubs off the police cars!

What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew!

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden!

Why did the black man do the first time they saw a ship?
Put their head in the water to see if it has wheels!

There are 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off a cliff and perish. What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers!

A nigger is walking down the road with a parrot on his shoulder. He meets a white man along the way and the white man says: He is so cute! Does he speak?
I don't know, I just bought him, says the parrot.

A nigger goes to the doctor. He complains of neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip naked and walk on all fours and stay a while in each corner of the room. The nigger gets up and boldy says 'What's the point?'
Well I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

[deanohit]

Now this will be a good thread!

A black kid comes home from school one day and asks his mother, "mom, today i learned i have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?" the mother replies, "NO FOOL, ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE 18!"

What did the Jewish father say to his son when his son asked for fifty dollars?
"Fourty dollars! What the hell do you need thirty dollars for?! I'm not giving you twenty dollars!"

What is the Indian Lottery?
When ya marry a persian woman, Ya get to scratch the red dot off her forhead and see if ya won a 7-11 or a car dealership

God was handing out wings to all his new angels. He got to the little black boy who looked with surprise and said: "Gee, Lord! Really? Am I gonna be an angel too?"
God replied: No niga. U a bat!

what do you call 100 niggers standing in a field?
antique farm equipment

[paturoa]

Why are camels called the "ships of the desert"?

Because they are full of arab semen.

[kevfromcoro]

Q.what do call a nigger swiming down a river
A. Black currant
Q. how do u get 15 niggers into a mini.
A. Chuck in $5
Q. how do u get them out
A. chuck in a cake of soap

[deanohit]

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come up behind a 12 year old boy. The priest leans over and quietly says to the rabbi "hey, let's fuck him". The rabbi says "Ok. Outta what?"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why are there so many blacks and so few Indians?
No one plays "Cowboys and Niggers"

Fifteen Jewish Country Western Songs

1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
2. "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom,' I Knew She Meant 'Good-bye'"
12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
13. "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"
14. "Why Don't We Get Drunk? We're Jews!"
15. "Mamas, Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"

[necrolyte]

You how Hitler killed shitloads of Jews... He killed a clown too.


And you're wondering why the clown....


see, nobody cares about the Jews

[BigG]

Three negro's sitting talking, One says I'm the director of a huge roading Company, one of the others says well I'm the director of a huge shipping Company, the third one reply's with, I'm the director of VD, the others say what! and he says well I'm not actualy the director of VD but I'm the biggest distributor in this area.:banana:

[mud boy]

sorry i havent been in touch with you but we had a black out in my street so we had to stay inside till they shoot the basted!!:Punk:

[MotoGirl]

God, this thread is so mean :no:
I'm not racist; I think everyone should own a nigger.

[RC1]

God, this thread is so mean :no:
I'm not racist; I think everyone should own a nigger.

:clap::clap::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[deanohit]

God, this thread is so mean :no:

It is not, one of my best friends when I was a kid was a nigger.








But then daddy had to sell him.

[deanohit]

these jokes are after all in Jokes & Humour, it's not like we're serious here, well, I'm not serious with these, just good for a laugh at how close some can be to the truth.
Like whats the difference between a pizza and a maori?
A pizza can feed a family of 4. =)

[SwanTiger]

What is the name of New Zealands largest Marae?

Mt. Eden Prison.

[deanohit]

Hey you looked in here Smoky knowing it is gonna be a racist thread, you want offensive, go and have a look in the sickist jokes thread, theres some real rotters in there, and yea, I've posted a few in there as well.

From Kevfromcoro:
How do you know an asian has robbed your house?
The cats gone, the ironings done and the bastard is still trying to reverse out of the driveway!

[SwanTiger]

What is the difference between a Maori and a Pakeha?

A Maori will steal and brag about it.
A Pakeha will steal and lie about it.

[MotoGirl]

How do you know an asian has robbed your house?
The cats gone, the ironings done and the bastard is still trying to reverse out of the driveway!

That's freakin hilarious :rofl:

[hospitalfood]

how do you stop a maori/jew/abo/nigger/kiwibiker drowning?

take your foot off his head.

[illusivemenace]

how to u know a maoris haqd sex..............................hes on crime watch:yes:

[homer]

what do you call a nigger under water ?
anything you like he cant hear ya

[EJK]

what do you call a nigger under water ?
anything you like he cant hear ya

ahahaha! that is pure geniousity! lol

[BigG]

Some guys were talking about their IQ, they were wondering how good their IQ was, a geniuos has an IQ of well over 100 one said. I have an IQ of 50 the other said, some other guy said what if you had an IQ of 20 what would you be, they said : you'd be prety thick, wouldnt be able to tie your shoes, oh he said is that why Kiwi's whare Jandals. ( and cant spell):Oops:

[deanohit]

ahahaha! that is pure geniousity! lol

Never heard that one before mate!:lol:

[homer]

How do you starve a nigger ?
hide his welfare cheque in his work boots:laugh:


A fella comes allong the road, sees a skinner in the back of a lorry smashing up coconuts
askes whats hes doing ....the skinner replies ,get a hammer and help before they hatch

[BigG]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEGRO WITH A GUN? sIR

[deanohit]

A group of Jews are eating in a local resturant.

About 5 minutes after dropping off their food, the waiter stops by their table again to check up on them.

The waiter says, "Is anything ok?"

[Coyote]

<input type="text" size="20" value="Enter race/colour here"><input type="hidden" name="Language" value="English"> are stupid

[BigG]

Why do some negros have holes in their top lip? so they can see were they are going when they whistle.

[homer]

whats long and black and full of seamen........a submarine

[deanohit]

What's the difference between an Islander mother and an elephant?
Fifty pounds and a black dress.

[DMNTD]

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[deanohit]

All right then, one for Smoky:
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?















A pilot, you racist.

[deanohit]

What's long and hard on a black man?

























4th grade

[deanohit]

How do you terrify a black man?

Take him to an auction

[deanohit]

Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

What do you get when you cross a black man with a queer Eskimo?



A snowblower that doesn't work

[SwanTiger]

Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

LOL!! that is fucken classic :2thumbsup

[Jantar]

Please keep this on topic. I have already given a couple of private warnings, now I've had to move some posts to PD. Next will be infractions.

Some of those posts were getting close to abuse.

[Weaver]

So Smoky is riding down the road and he sees a monkey just sitting there. So he pulls over and sticks the monkey one the back of his bike and heads of to get some petrol. At the service station a man asks him "mate, where did you get that monkey?" "I just found him on the side of the road" replies Smoky.
The man looks at Smoky in astonishment and says "well you've got to take him to the zoo, you can just keep him". "Alright, will do" is Smoky's answer. The next day Smoky is back at the service station with the monkey again and so is the man. The man says " I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo". Smoky replies "I did, and tonight we're to the movies.


So by putting in the word "smoky" instead of "nigger" its no longer a racist joke. Isn't that right Smoky

[paturoa]

good call J, back on topic..

What's white and twelve inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

[smoky]

So Smoky is riding down the road and he sees a monkey just sitting there. So he pulls over and sticks the monkey one the back of his bike and heads of to get some petrol. At the service station a man asks him "mate, where did you get that monkey?" "I just found him on the side of the road" replies Smoky.
The man looks at Smoky in astonishment and says "well you've got to take him to the zoo, you can just keep him". "Alright, will do" is Smoky's answer. The next day Smoky is back at the service station with the monkey again and so is the man. The man says " I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo". Smoky replies "I did, and tonight we're to the movies.


So by putting in the word "smoky" instead of "nigger" its no longer a racist joke. Isn't that right Smoky

And it is a funny joke

[Weaver]

I'm glad you enjoyed it

[MSTRS]

What did the germans give the jews after the war?
The gas bill.

[mud boy]

Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

What do you get when you cross a black man with a queer Eskimo?



A snowblower that doesn't work

LOL hahahaha nice!:Punk:

[redliner]

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?



A paraplegic after a house fire.:eek5:

[ynot slow]

New law in Alabama now states all coloured folk are to be buried at least 13' deep,as deep down they are ok.

[Wolf]

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he sobered up?




"I freed the WHAT?!?!"

[deanohit]

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he sobered up?
"I freed the WHAT?!?!"

:killingme Fucken classic man!

A 300 pound woman from Samoa.............Anorexic

What's the difference between a beluga whale and an Alaskan lesbian?
40 lbs and a flannel shirt.

[Mikkel]

How's a honda better than a nigger?

It doesn't start singing "Old man river" if you take the chain off.


What do you get if you cross breed a towelhead and a nigger?

A thief that can't be arsed to steal!


KKK putting the fun back in fundementalism! ;)

[BevanPT]

Two things I hate -


















Racism and niggers.

[Qkchk]

Why do they put cotton balls in the tops of medicine bottles?

To remind the Smokeys of their cotton-picking days before they became drug dealers. :crazy:

[Qkchk]

Why dont Smokeys like Aspros (Disprin)?

Cause they are white AND they work..........



Why dont you hit a Smokey on a pushbike?

Cause it's probably yours!

[Lias]

How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is?

Put yer hand up his kilt and if its a 1/4 pounder, its McDonald!

[Wolf]

How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is?

Put yer hand up his kilt and if its a 1/2 pounder, its McDonald!
McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders

[tri boy]

Two red neck Aussies hold down an Abbo, and make him roll a dice.
" If you roll 1,2,3,4, or 5, were gunna chop ya nuts off"!
" What if i roll a 6?" replies the terrified Abbo.
" Ya get another turn" replied the red neck.

[Lias]

McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders

Fixed.. In my defence I was doped up when I posted it (as you well know!)

[Finn]

McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders

Two 1/4 make 1/2.

[Ixion]

Yep. The McDonalds Double Gonadburger.

Two 1/4 pounders and a small dill pickle. Cheese optional.

[Wolf]

Yep. The McDonalds Double Gonadburger.

Two 1/4 pounders and a small dill pickle. Cheese optional.

:puke:
..............................

[deanohit]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

[deanohit]

Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break

Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

[Mikkel]

Q: How does it sound when you start a chainsaw in the biblebelt?
A: Rrrrfuumrrrrfummmnigganigganigganigga


Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Should be:

A1: A squatter
A2: Squatters
A3: "THE SOLUTION" ;)

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Unfortunately, world superstar stunt rider Ku Klux Knievel failed in his recent attempt to jump 124 niggers in his steamroller.

On the bright side, he did however set a new world record for laying 388ft of tarmac complete with cats eyes!

[Ewan Oozarmy]

A woman goes into a shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos. She asks the shop assistant what material they are made of. "They're genuine human skin" says the assistant "and they cost $1500".

"I can't afford that!" replies the woman.

"Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99"

[deanohit]

What's orange and yellow and looks good on a hippie?







Fire.

[deanohit]

“You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
George Carlin

[Usarka]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock" he drunkenly replied.

"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"

"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work? " the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just watch" he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For f*#k's sake, you stupid coconut. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning!!!"

[gtr boy]

why was the monkey sad








































in 100 years itll turn in to a nigga

[Qkchk]

There is a Maori, Samoan and a Tongan in a brand new Commodore. Who would be driving it?

The Police




Why do Maoris have big nostrils?

'Cause they got big fingers aye bro!

[PrincessBandit]

Three islanders were about to sit their final exam to make detective. They each went into the exam room one at a time and were shown a profile photograph of a wanted suspect. The examiner asked each one to have a good look at the photo then covered it and asked "How would you recognise this suspect if you saw him in the street?"
The first responded "Oh dat wou be easy. He only kot half a face". The examiner sighed and explained that the picture was in profile and sent the man out.
The second, when it was his turn to be asked, replied "Dat wou be too eessy, he only kot one eye an one ear". The examiner couldn't believe it, explained what a profile picture was and sent him out.
The third islander took his time contemplating the question, thinking about the photo and then replied "I fink dat he wear da contact lens". While the examiner didn't really see how this pertained to recognising the suspect he was quite impressed with this mans observation skills because the suspect did indeed wear contact lenses. "That is very impressive" he said to the candidate. "What made you come to that conclusion?"
"Well, dat is jus too eessy. He cant wear da glasses pekos he only kot one eye an one ear..."

i know, my joke telling sucks

[2up3dom]

there was a black out in the street last night we had to stay inside till they shot him

[deanohit]

there was a black out in the street last night we had to stay inside till they shot him

Yep, what do you call 10 niggers on the back of my truck?

A sucsessful hunting trip

[MSTRS]

I bought a teddy bear yesterday for $10. I named him Mohammed. Last night I sold him for $30. My question is, have I made a prophet?

[deanohit]

please read with mexican accent
Two Mexicans are in a canteena, one asks the other.
"Have you ever heard of two guns gonzalis?
The other replies "Heard of?, I know two guns gonzalis. Let me tell you my story"
So there I was, crossing the desert on my burrow, when I look, and high on a mesa, I see a siloette on a great man, sitting on a horse. This man he rides from the mesa to me an my borrow and he points his two big guns at me and says, "get off your burrow", what could i do? he had these two big guns. Then, he says "get behind your burrow", what could I do? he had these two big guns. When I was behind my burrow he kicked it in the belly and my burrow, he shit. Then, this man, points his guns at me and he says eat. What could i do? he had these two big guns. so I eat. and while Im eating, two guns gonzalis is laughing and laughing. He laughs so hard he drops his guns. so I pick them up and point them up at this man and I say "get off your horse". What could he do? I had his two big big guns. when he gets off his horse I say to him " Get behind your horse" What could he do? I had his two big guns. When he was behind his horse I kicked it in the bellie and it shit. I pointed the guns at two guns gonzalis and said "eat" what could he do? I had his to big guns. So he ate because I had his two big guns.
So you ask me if I know two guns gonzalis?
Hell, we had lunch together

[Mole_C]

Whats the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family of 4.

What does NZ and a box of matches have in common?
The black ones don't work.

Why do indians/asians smell funny?
So blind people can hate them to.

[Patar]

What do you call a maori working on the power lines?
Black Power.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What do you call a black guy going down a waterslide?
Shit.

[Mole_C]

Whats black white and red all over?
A niggers ass in jail

[WRT]

I bought a teddy bear yesterday for $10. I named him Mohammed. Last night I sold him for $30. My question is, have I made a prophet?

Apparently you are not the only one to be doing this (http://www.teddybearmuhammad.com/).

[MisterD]

Apparently you are not the only one to be doing this (http://www.teddybearmuhammad.com/).

It's not clear from the advert - does it come with a detachable head?

[tri boy]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of mates late one night, a drunk Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass Gong hanging on the wall.

"Whats that big arse gong for?" one of his friends asked.

"Issssh nod a gong. Isssh a talking Maori clock". he drunkenly replied.

"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"

"Yup. Issh is. hic"

"Hows it work?" the second friend asked.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear shattering bash, and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at each other astounded at the noise.

Suddenly, a maori voice from the other side of the wall scremed, "For F**k sake, you stupid coconut, its ten past three in the morning"!!!

[megageoff76]

Why do Americans have hand brakes on their tanks?

So they can park on Slopes.

[Southern man]

Why don't Maori's square dance?

Because everytime some shouts ho down they think their sisters been shot!

[MGST]

The latest toy to hit the shops this Christmas is a talking Muslim doll. Trouble is, no one knows what it says because no one has the balls to pull the cord.

[mud boy]

ohhhh have to get his up and running again!
:crazy:

[icekiwi]

A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time....

Which one hits the ground first?

The Apple of course...the rope stopped the nigger

[retro asian]

What's white and fourteen inches long?


Absolutely nothing.

[ElCoyote]

Please keep this on topic. I have already given a couple of private warnings, now I've had to move some posts to PD. Next will be infractions.

Some of those posts were getting close to abuse.

Have you not hugged your quota of trees today?

[Manxman]

Yep, what do you call 10 niggers on the back of my truck?

A sucsessful hunting trip

..or
Q: What do you call 100 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?

A: a good start.:bleh::eek:

[mdnzz]

An Aussie, a Pakeha and Bro all applied for the job at the Diplomatic Squad.

Aussie sits the test and gets called into an office where he is greeted by two men with a gun.

One guy says to the Ocker, "ya shelia is in the next room, take this gun prove ya loyalty and shoot her".

"Bloody oath" says the Ocker "I cant do that she stuck with me through the drought".
"Your out" says the other fellow.

The Pakeha fella sits the test and gets greeted with the same senario.

"Hells bells couldn't do that" he says, "shes the mother of my kids".

He's also kicked out.

The Bro sits the tests and get bought into the room given the same task.

He looks at the two fella's and picks up the gun, enters the room and shuts the door.

Then one shot rings out, two more then the rest of the magazine before it falls deathly silent.

All of a sudden all hell breaks loose, theres screaming crashing the sound of things being broken, this lasts for a good ten minutes before silence again.

Then the bro staggers out, shirt all torn, blood streaming from his head.

The two fella's look at him then each other then back at him and both say, "what the f##k happened in there??"

The Bro looks up at them and says


"Some crazy f@#%r put blanks in the gun so I had to beat the bitch to death".

[Bass]

Why do Negros have big nostrils?


That's where God held them while he was spray painting them.

[Hemex]

What do you do if a leper rolls his eyes at you?

You roll them back to him...:lol:

[disturbed]

poem:
I know a nigga named Tim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and dont hurt the skin
but these fuckers do
coz there still in the tin



what do u call a maori with one short leg?

-not even ow!

[Hitcher]

Lockwood Smith! Ha ha ha.

[eelracing]

What word,starting with an N and ending in an R do you not want to call a black person?










Neigh'bour.

[chrisso]

Maybe reposts?

Maori up a Power Pole? Black Power
In a Letter box? Blackmail
Up a tree? Branch Manager

A Towel head that lives between two buildings? Ali
A good looking Lebanese woman? Asif
What do you call a Lebanese woman whos had an abortion? Crimestoppers

[mud boy]

poem:
I know a nigga named Tim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and dont hurt the skin
but these fuckers do
coz there still in the tin



what do u call a maori with one short leg?

-not even ow!

LOL!!! love that last one!! hahahaha:clap:

[Cheshire Cat]

this is nasty:devil2:...lol :banana:


What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.


What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.


How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.


Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.


Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.


How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.


:devil2:

[Cheshire Cat]

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

LOL

:clap:

[slopster]

How do you stop a Maori going out?
Pour more petrol on

[disturbed]

who said americans are stupid? make a city under water level and fill it with blacks. fucking genius

[Qkchk]

Why do Negros have big nostrils?


That's where God held them while he was spray painting them.

'Cause they have big fingers.

[Hemex]

The only potential problem with Obama at the top... :lol:

[scorpious]

The only potential problem with Obama at the top... :lol:

hahahahahahaha!

[Patrick]

Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama fella...

Black fellas have been getting into white houses for years....

and George BUSH is already saying his wallet has gone missing....

[Cheshire Cat]

Whats the Maori alphabet? TAB DPB KFC




dirty little black kids who eat thistles and shit. They steal white peoples shoes and whine to the government for their "stolen" land back.Cant see them when stealing your microwave in the middle of the night.




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=maori

[Cheshire Cat]

Andrew: What is the fastest thing in the world?

David: I dunno

Andrew: A 5 cent peice. Whats the second fastest thing in the world?

David: What?

Andrew: A maori chasing it



hehehehhee:eek:
:banana:

[Cheshire Cat]

Maori is an abbreviation for Male Homosexual Rapist:
(MA)le h(O)mosexual (R)ap(I)st.

The term is thought to have originated in Scottish prisons as far back as 1820.
Man 1: Check out that guy over there with the tatoos and aggressive stance. Look at that frown on his face.

Man 2: Hah. Yeah I see the guy. Looks like a total maori.

Man 1: Quick - backs to the wall!


ha


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