Where's Katman when you need him?

[The Stranger]

Attended a job in High street this morning and upon hearing a bike I turned to look, as you do, and here is a Motorcycle Courier riding up high street with his phone in his hand.
Initially I thought he was texting, but no, he was answering it. Whilst riding, he unclips his helmet, lifts it up so he can get the phone to his ear and has a conversation, all without breaking pace.

I stared in disbelief. Sir if you are on here, please come forward so that you may recieve some well deserved bling.

PS, before you all try and claim your bling it was a Honda - so be careful.

[Sully60]

It was me!
In between my Fanuary posts yesterday I borrowed my mates Blackbird and proceeded to Auckland at maximum speed! I had to wheelie all the way from Hamilton as the front tyre was worn out, I was using all my skills to do this whilst lane splitting at over 240km/h and eating a footlong subway (can't ride for more than 45 minutes without a feed)
Anyway after getting changed into my courier uniform and collecting the parcel of methamphetamine requiring urgent delivery(shit what did my boss say about client confidentiality?) whilst only slowing down to 180 (hey the Ghostrider did it so it must be ok) I then had to answer my phone to tell the missus that dinner had better be on the table as I was only 45 away from Johnsonville and I'd be starving again. This must have been when you saw me.

Hang on is this the compulsive liars thread?

[Blue Velvet]

Evel Knievel lives! :Punk:

Shame about the Honda :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Ha!! That was Katman....

[Morcs]

I frequently text whilst riding on motorways... late at night when theres not many cars of course.

[PrincessBandit]

Ha!! That was Katman....

heeee hawwww, (sound effect - me laughing so loud I do those snorting piggy noises while at it) laughing so hard you made me choke on my coffee and it came out my nose. shame on you. :shit:

[westie]

I find it easier to put the fone on speaker function and pop it inside my visor. That way it keeps your hands free for attempting wheelies etc