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  1. 11th December 2007, 10:53 #1
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    Where's Katman when you need him?

    Attended a job in High street this morning and upon hearing a bike I turned to look, as you do, and here is a Motorcycle Courier riding up high street with his phone in his hand.
    Initially I thought he was texting, but no, he was answering it. Whilst riding, he unclips his helmet, lifts it up so he can get the phone to his ear and has a conversation, all without breaking pace.

    I stared in disbelief. Sir if you are on here, please come forward so that you may recieve some well deserved bling.

    PS, before you all try and claim your bling it was a Honda - so be careful.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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  2. 11th December 2007, 11:08 #2
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    It was me!
    In between my Fanuary posts yesterday I borrowed my mates Blackbird and proceeded to Auckland at maximum speed! I had to wheelie all the way from Hamilton as the front tyre was worn out, I was using all my skills to do this whilst lane splitting at over 240km/h and eating a footlong subway (can't ride for more than 45 minutes without a feed)
    Anyway after getting changed into my courier uniform and collecting the parcel of methamphetamine requiring urgent delivery(shit what did my boss say about client confidentiality?) whilst only slowing down to 180 (hey the Ghostrider did it so it must be ok) I then had to answer my phone to tell the missus that dinner had better be on the table as I was only 45 away from Johnsonville and I'd be starving again. This must have been when you saw me.

    Hang on is this the compulsive liars thread?
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  3. 11th December 2007, 11:13 #3
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  4. 11th December 2007, 11:16 #4
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    Ha!! That was Katman....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  5. 11th December 2007, 13:59 #5
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    I frequently text whilst riding on motorways... late at night when theres not many cars of course.
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Ha!! That was Katman....
    heeee hawwww, (sound effect - me laughing so loud I do those snorting piggy noises while at it) laughing so hard you made me choke on my coffee and it came out my nose. shame on you.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.
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  7. 11th December 2007, 16:04 #7
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    I find it easier to put the fone on speaker function and pop it inside my visor. That way it keeps your hands free for attempting wheelies etc
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