Possibly the funniest thing i've ever read

[manuboy]

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/44036794.html)

[StoneChucker]

Thanks, certain parts of that were hilarious :lol: Had me in stitches here at work, people wondering what the hell I'm on :banana:

[Blakamin]

Wasnt "hilarious" but it got a giggle from me... and i needed that today.... :Offtopic:

[StoneChucker]

You also having "one of those days"? Mine has been going on for a few months now :angry2: Sigh, at least I can go riding, soon, hopefully...

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.

[Blakamin]

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.
now THAT was funny!!! :2thumbsup :lol: :lol:

[manuboy]

Wasnt "hilarious" but it got a giggle from me... and i needed that today.... :Offtopic:

Quick check with the Metservice site says it's all fine in WellyWood so all you need is a blast on a red thing after work (or whatever) yeah? the grumble of a vtwin and a bit of windblast....

[MacD]

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.

Don't worry, we have "community care" in NZ these days so you'd still be allowed out and about! :wacko:

[StoneChucker]

Hey, how about one of you "sick and tired of work, want something new" types, quit your job, and become a community care worker... Then, I'll get myself onto community care, and you can be paid for going riding with me. (as my care worker obviously) :cool2:

Now, if I need time off work for recouperation, do I get paid whilst on community care? That would be twice as good. Do you think they would have any trouble paying that subsidy directly onto a mobil card, for gas? :killingme

[riffer]

Dave and Mike. I don't mean to brag, but sounds like you want to come work with me.

We have unlimited sick leave at my work.

Some people apparently have been away for up to six weeks at a time (paid) for stress leave.

:wacko:

[Blakamin]

Simon, If it all falls thru (becoming Daves "carer") I'll be knocking on your door! ;)

[White trash]

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/44036794.html)

That WAS a good one, however, I read a better one somewhere that went into the finer details of enjoying a similar experiance at a reastraunt. :yes:

[Storm]

I feel his pain :doh:

[inlinefour]

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/44036794.html)


Good read on an uneventfull night shift...