AT last you can relax - its okay to speed..

[Jinx3d]

Its like this,

Evading tax is totally okay with everyone right, who hasnt asked for discount for cash?

So when people evade tax, the govt gets less cash, and cant afford healthcare.

So it needs a new source of revenue.

Speeding tickets are hugely profitable.

Profits pay for hospitals, the beehive and Belamy's

Fuck me, we are practically obliged to speed, if we dont speed, the place will have to call in Australia as a reciever.

So until we discover a massive load of uranuim or get a prime minister willing to suck george Bushes cock for a chance at a free trade agreement we will have to bite the bullet and keep speeding.

PS, it would be dangerous to speed indiscriminately, please only speed when within sight off a cop, if he wants you to stop, he'll will politley U turn in front of you.

[sprag]

Its like this,

Evading tax is totally okay with everyone right, who hasnt asked for discount for cash?

So when people evade tax, the govt gets less cash, and cant afford healthcare.

So it needs a new source of revenue.

Speeding tickets are hugely profitable.

Profits pay for hospitals, the beehive and Belamy's

Fuck me, we are practically obliged to speed, if we dont speed, the place will have to call in Australia as a reciever.

So until we discover a massive load of uranuim or get a prime minister willing to suck george Bushes cock for a chance at a free trade agreement we will have to bite the bullet and keep speeding.

PS, it would be dangerous to speed indiscriminately, please only speed when within sight off a cop, if he wants you to stop, he'll will politley U turn in front of you.

"U turning" the new Flashing lights for cops :)

[Jinx3d]

Its right above katmans rant about pulling our socks up and giving ourselves a ruddy good talking too!

Lol!

[homer]

just a short answer here

just my 2 cents


Fucken A

[ElCoyote]

So until we discover a massive load of uranuim or get a prime minister willing to suck george Bushes cock for a chance at a free trade agreement we will have to bite the bullet and keep speeding.

Uncle Helen sucking Gorgeous George's cock would be a homosexual act and she (it) condemns that sort of behaviour, however it would be a good out for Bush when he say's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Never trust a pollie, whenever their mouth is open it is a lie. :finger:

[paturoa]

So when people evade tax, the govt gets less cash, and cant afford healthcare.

So it needs a new source of revenue.

Speeding tickets are hugely profitable.

Profits pay for hospitals, the beehive and Belamy's



The chief stealers surpluses for the last 5 years total $36.5 BILLION. ....Now with that sort of surplus, I think they can actually afford to pay me to speed.

Reverse speeding tickets - woo hoo

[McDuck]

This is a good thread. +1

[Storm]

I've never had it explained to me like that. Brought a whole new understanding of why its called a hundred and taxkm/h

[jim.cox]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"



Are you sure its a woman?

Doesn't look much like one to me